It’s peanut butter jelly time!!!

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To: psykotik@gmail.com
Subject: (no subject)
From: JohnsonS10976@aol.com
Date: Fri, Oct 11 2002 7:10:53 PM EDT

hi, this could sound really really stupid but are you Avril Lavigne, just, if you are i thinjk you are the most beautiful girl ive ever seen.

Write back please
Simon johnson. 18
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I AM THE MOST BEAUTIFUL GIRL HE’S EVER SEEN!!! 😀

I check my referrals from time to time (okay i lie. i check it every 2 hours or so) and every so often i find sites that i’ve never seen before linking to mine.

Sites like:

and

Actually that last one never popped up in my referrals. I found that one through my comments. But i like the site because it talks about movies a lot and i will be stealing a picture that was used on the site to tell you my Stephanie story later.

Anyway yeah, as i was gonna say. All those sites have me linked. Why they have me linked i don’t know. Take for example this site. Look at all his links. This is how i see it:

first link: respectable link
second link: respectable link
third link: respectable link
fourth link: MY STUPID LINK TO MY STUPID SITE
fifth link: respectable link
sixth link: broken link (heh)

Now lets take a look at this site and its list of recommended reading:

first link: big popular site
second link: big popular site
third link: big popular site
fourth link: big popular site
fifth link: MY STUPID LINK TO MY STUPID UNPOPULAR SITE
sixth link: big popular site
seventh link: big popular site
eighth link: big popular site

Notice a pattern?

I’m also boggled out of my mind as to why i’m actually linked by Think Attack; an intelligent site… that links to my stupid one!?? (It also links to some other stupid sites but honestly, i don’t think anything can be stupider than my site)

So yeah, i was just wondering about that. I really don’t see how people can actually like this site enough for them to link to it. Or for them to even be reading it! Why ARE you reading this anyway? What is it that makes you come back here everyday? Comments please.

In other news:

psykotik2k: you know who’s hot?
Glitteryp1nkstar: whom?
psykotik2k: belle from beauty and the beast
Glitteryp1nkstar: EWWWWWW
psykotik2k: i want to hump her
psykotik2k: hotness
Glitteryp1nkstar: thats disgusting
Glitteryp1nkstar: shes a fucking cartoon
psykotik2k: ok what about the little mermaid then?
Glitteryp1nkstar: perv perv perv
Glitteryp1nkstar: you’re like the kid from american pie

I want to hump Belle. And Ariel too.

Speaking of hot people, you all know about Stephanie right? That hot Thora Birch-y girl in my Interpersonal Communications II class. Well she’s hot. And every time i’m in class with her i can’t help but notice her each time she stretches. Because whenever she stretches, she kinda sticks her shoulders back and her chest out.

Actually she kinda looks like this:

SEXY. The pose. Not the girl. I hate Eliza Dushku.

And then her shirt kinda rides up and you can see her belly ring and her boobs are all sticking out and stuff and.. and… *faint*

Wooh. Good stuff.

Anyway, there are these two other girls in two of my other classes and i’ve come to notice that they’re both pretty hot. And cute. Respectively There’s this one chick in my Mass Entertainment class, she kinda looks like a hotter younger version of Princess Leia with glasses. She’s the cute one. And there’s this other girl in my Media Theory & Social Change class and she kinda looks like Jessica Alba. But i don’t really like Jessica Alba much (not really my type) but she’s still hot i guess. If you like the Jessica Alba type. I wish i could take my webcam into class and take pictures of them but it’d be kinda hard because… well… it’s just kinda hard to snap pictures of girls in a classroom full of people with a webcam without people noticing!

Avril Lavigne’s performing on Last Call with Carson Daly right now. I love it when she starts jumping up and down. Hee. I want to hump her.

So anyway, yeah… i think i’ll leave you now with an e-mail from everybody’s favorite stalker chick, Cat. Guys! She needs your advice! And i need to know why you all keep coming back to this site! I mean, like, don’t you all have better things to do than to keep coming back here everyday?? So yeah. Comment or something.

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To: psykotik@gmail.com
Subject: look,yu gots mail!! ~gothic kitties pur yur name!~
From: Razorgrl142007@aol.com
Date: Fri, Oct 11 2002 11:31:08 PM EDT

hello dear justin,

it’s yur annoying little stalker chick again {*D heh,heh.im thinking about throwing a halloween party on the 26,but i dont knoooooow.btw i need guy advice,how should i ask my guy friend out who i didnt recently start liking until i found out he liked me??POST COMMENTS ON HOW TO SAK HIM(omg,i meen ask),i know that was probley alittle to “preteen” 4 yu justin but help me out anyway!well g2g get high now,bye bye!

luv, ~zZzZz~
CaT =^-.-^= *puuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr..justin..rrrrrrrrr*

gothic kitties pur yur name!
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Oh and by the way…

IT’S PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME!!!

43 thoughts on “It’s peanut butter jelly time!!!”

  1. I am so very very….very happy.

    #1 | Comment by Bubba — October 12, 2002 @ 2:44 am

  2. Eliza Dushku = hot.
    Jessica Alba = hot.
    Cartoons = you are a disgusting perv and don’t ever talk to me again.

    Teehee, just a little advice…YOU ARE A LOSER ASIAN MAN.

    Love ya!

    #2 | Comment by Lizzie — October 12, 2002 @ 2:48 am

  3. ID LOVE TO COMIT (OMG I MEAN COMENT LOLZOR!) BUT OOPS I HAVE TO GO GET HIGH NOW. !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (boobs)

    #3 | Comment by thess — October 12, 2002 @ 2:53 am

  4. Even though I <3 you immensely Liz....Jessica alba is not hot...she reminds me of some sort of animal that isn't very cute, but i forget which kind. AND There is absolutely nothing wrong with thinking cartoons are hot!! Have you ever seen the danger girls?? And Spiderman is hot too. Reeee! Justin change your stupid avril layout.

    #4 | Comment by Keli — October 12, 2002 @ 2:54 am

  5. Nope. Nothing better to do. Oh, and advice for cat. If a guy likes you, he must be pretty drugged up……ah ha ha, just kidding. If he likes you then it’s pretty simple. Say "Go out with me guy that likes me." He’ll say "Sure." It’s fucking simple, that’s one song in the bank. Next song! Next song! Next!

    #5 | Comment by Bubba — October 12, 2002 @ 2:55 am

  6. Shit on me for commenting again. please don’t really, but why is there a banana dancing to a peanutbutter and jelly song? Speaking of Banana….

    #6 | Comment by Bubba — October 12, 2002 @ 3:00 am

  7. Because it’s PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME. Duh.

    #7 | Comment by thess — October 12, 2002 @ 3:12 am

  8. Jessica Alba, she’s no Thora Birch

    #8 | Comment by ptbarnum — October 12, 2002 @ 3:19 am

  9. "it’s just kinda hard to snap pictures of girls in a classroom full of people with a webcam without people noticing!"

    bah…. you’re just whipped, bro! =p

    #9 | Comment by mike — October 12, 2002 @ 3:19 am

  10. http://www.theinnocencemission.com

    #10 | Comment by ptbarnum — October 12, 2002 @ 3:20 am

  11. haha @ peanut butter jelly!

    with a baseball bat? =O

    #11 | Comment by mike — October 12, 2002 @ 3:28 am

  12. i saw avril lavigne on some show tonight, can you say one hit wonder!

    #12 | Comment by ptbarnum — October 12, 2002 @ 3:30 am

  13. she sucks!!!

    #13 | Comment by ptbarnum — October 12, 2002 @ 3:32 am

  14. She has two hits foo. Is it a banana or a baseball bat?

    #14 | Comment by Bubba — October 12, 2002 @ 3:48 am

  15. i’m too out of it to coherently type a sentence, but lookie there i linked to this site.. i think, and got a mention woo and/or hoo.. i need to sleep this off, hopefully no hangover..i think youse guys are loco in the head y0! jessica alba is hot. elizabeth dooch-ku is hot. what was i talking about? eh fuck it all… night night time

    #15 | Comment by Chris — October 12, 2002 @ 4:53 am

  16. Cat, just ask the damn kid out. I think most guys enjoy when a woman shows interest in them. If you know he likes you then you can’t lose. Oh yeah, Justin, I probably have something better to do, but its usually boring. I like your site because you seem like a normal guy and you occasionally show pictures of hot girls.

    #16 | Comment by Jarge — October 12, 2002 @ 5:33 am

  17. ok, eliza dushku and jessica alba are both hotties, and kat, while I admit you are dumb, as I recall the days when I was your age, most people were just as dumb as you. Wait a second, most people still are.

    #17 | Comment by Charles — October 12, 2002 @ 5:56 am

  18. i is king of cat.beeyotch stalker girl is cat too or is stalker gerl is chick?i is truly confused.down here,we eat cats…nice bbq sauce on cats legs.very appetitsin indeed.if stalker gerl is cat…dick kok is very interested.dick kok is not hungry,dick kok will not eat cats cuz dik kok is cat.u is confused or is u not?im sorry if u is..cuz my english like bullship,english teacher in vilage died after teachin me grade 4 english.dick kok is really good cat,eat villagers everyday.keep global population down but dick kok is stopping cuz bush is halping.thanks yous Mr Bush.We need more Mr Bushes and Mr Saddams in this world.I love pussy too.Pussy is hot and warm like tropikal jungle.dick kok is happy cat.purs everyday.will stalker gerl tell dick kok if she is a cat or a chickbut dick kok thinks dat stalker chick is prolly a beeyotch.my addvice to stalker beeyotch is to go to guy whom like she and take knife and circumsize guy.circumsizing is good cuz guy’s bird no longa smell bad like arsehole.for more on this,pls click here.Thanks Yous.

    #18 | Comment by dick kok the deprived lion — October 12, 2002 @ 7:14 am

  19. J-dawg,
    Stop being so sarky… you know your site is one of the most notoriously popular ones… we all love to drop by and have a good read of yr posts as well as the debates in your comments sections! I link to FUBAR cos I want to introduce my readers to your site…. and then they can thank me for helping them find porn LOL

    #19 | Comment by Kev — October 12, 2002 @ 9:45 am

  20. That is what I told him Kev. He’s just trying to get attention and get 20 million more people to link his already too-popular-site. But I already have a plan to get him more hits! 😀

    and Justin, I warned you! Now I am not talking to you again. You just don’t listen to Zoe or me. BAH!

    #20 | Comment by suzi — October 12, 2002 @ 11:14 am

  21. hahaha. is she saying shes gothic?
    I don’t think listening to Korn and Kittie makes you gothic. Sorry.

    brb i g2g smoke a bowl because im an idiot!

    #21 | Comment by suzi — October 12, 2002 @ 11:18 am

  22. i dont just listen to korn and kittie!there’s alot of other bands but im not going to waste my time naming them,i also do alot other things,that i dont feel like talking about.unless yu want me to prove all this stuff to yu

    #22 | Comment by cat — October 12, 2002 @ 2:20 pm

  23. g* da* it!i acidentaly erased abunch of shit i just wrote.well i listen to alot of other bands but im not going to sit here and name them all,i also do alot of other stuff too,but im not going to say that eighter,i just dont think i have to go around proving im gothic(urr i hate labels)i just thought that gothic kitty idea was cute cauz of my name.(unless. . . .yu want prof)

    #23 | Comment by cat — October 12, 2002 @ 2:24 pm

  24. Please, don’t prove anything else to me. All of your non-sensical babbling and extreme inabilty to fully spell out a word has proved more than enough.

    #24 | Comment by suzi — October 12, 2002 @ 2:41 pm

  25. Er, has proven**, not has proved. Sorry.

    #25 | Comment by ~*~suzeh~*~ purrr. — October 12, 2002 @ 2:42 pm

  26. Heh Suz, you’re jealous ! *grin*, lol.
    Suzi is jeeealous !
    Suzi is jeeealous !
    Suzi is jeeealous !
    (Repeat fivehundred times, with a mocking voice.

    But she can type, she has B(.)(.)bs. And that kid should really be in Teh Secret Preteen Lebian Sex Site. So overall, i guess Suz’s (Try to say THAT 500 times) ok.

    (Btw if that (.)(.) thing annoys you, say it)

    #26 | Comment by Kingolf — October 12, 2002 @ 3:18 pm

  27. "i also do alot other things" – But are they GAWTHIC things?! Omg omg let’s dress in black and get mom to the mall ^_^ MOM IS SO LAME GOD I CANT WAIT TILL I CAN DRIVE (ps – kittie roxxxxx!!!!)

    #27 | Comment by thess — October 12, 2002 @ 3:29 pm

  28. Bah, gothic people are fake anyway. Look at me!! Feel sorry for me!!! I’m not gay, I’m gothic!!!! Guys that wear eyeliner are gay, no excuses. (P.S. Kittie suxxxxxxx!!!) huk ^^

    #28 | Comment by Bubba — October 12, 2002 @ 3:36 pm

  29. justin, you are my god…..yeah and the little mermaid is hot, LIZ JUST CANT ADMIT IT!!!

    #29 | Comment by meg — October 12, 2002 @ 3:46 pm

  30. What am I jealous of? Please tell me, because I am confused.

    #30 | Comment by suzi — October 12, 2002 @ 4:59 pm

  31. Youre jealous that youre no longer Jusin’s fav, underage B(.)(.)biee queen. Just admit it.

    #31 | Comment by Kingolf — October 12, 2002 @ 5:18 pm

  32. Meg’s number 7teen at camgirldirectory.net !!!!!
    *staring blankly out in air unable to realise it*
    *drooling a little bit*
    *starts making funny noices*
    *falls of chair into keyboard srghe+håortjs nsårtjnhråstonha arg

    #32 | Comment by KIngolf — October 12, 2002 @ 5:22 pm

  33. hahaha. okay. yeah. I never was his "fav, underage B(.)(.)biee queen." He doesn’t have one of those.
    I am jealous of Cat. I wish I could stalk Justin and have lots of people think I was retarded. Oh why can’t it be me instead of her…

    #33 | Comment by suzi — October 12, 2002 @ 6:22 pm

  34. ehm ok. thats real great. hearing you talk shit is what makes this site so great, Justin. and of course the nice pics.
    I looooove it when a girl streches like that. many do it in my classes, and i can never keep from staring at thier boobs. its hard to keep from running over to them and grabing them… (have i said too much?)

    #34 | Comment by Ikke — October 12, 2002 @ 6:25 pm

  35. He got a shitload of por… eh b(.)(.)biee queens.
    Theres links to ‘m at teh top of teh page, just before teh first post. Theres even small pics of ‘m. Cat’s not there though.

    And Justin, who is your # 1 B(.)(.)biee queen really ? That Thess guy ?

    #35 | Comment by Kingolf — October 12, 2002 @ 6:37 pm

  36. I wanna hump teh Beast.

    #36 | Comment by Kingolf — October 12, 2002 @ 6:43 pm

  37. I’m the #1 boobie queen…..I wish. Not really. If I had to choose a boobie queen, I’d have to pick Keli. Keli is teh coolest!

    #37 | Comment by Bubba — October 12, 2002 @ 6:46 pm

  38. I’d pick Meg. Gotta <3 glasses.
    Btw are you short sighted ? Or long sighted ?

    #38 | Comment by Kingolf — October 12, 2002 @ 6:53 pm

  39. yes, Keli is teh coolest. EVER. <3
    She has cute glasses. I want to get rid
    of my horrid ones and get some like Keli's.

    #39 | Comment by suzi — October 12, 2002 @ 7:37 pm

  40. hey justin man! don’t forget me! i put a link 2 u on my site that u didn’t know about… but that’s only because i come here everyday and read your shit so yeah… besides, my site ain’t a respectable, intelligent site it’s just as fucked up as yours so i’m good.

    besides i post here often anyway so it’s kinda amazing how u didn’t notice i have a link 2 u on my page… ah wel.

    has anyone seen christina aguilera’s ‘new’ video? what a ho.

    -dex

    #40 | Comment by dex — October 12, 2002 @ 8:12 pm

  41. You have to HAVE "b(.)(.)biees" to be the #1 B(.)(.)biee Queen…sadly, mine were lost in a tragic war accident.

    #41 | Comment by thess — October 13, 2002 @ 3:32 am

  42. Damn Nazi’s !!!

    #42 | Comment by Kingolf — October 13, 2002 @ 6:57 am

  43. You know, I go for a few days without reading the site and I find that Justin’s scored my Eliza Dushku "Thank God For Football" pic. All of a sudden, I’m getting traffic. Jeez, I wish Justin would warn me before doing something like that. I’d have made my site more presentable.

    #43 | Comment by Umgawa — October 16, 2002 @ 6:06 am

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