edotherocket: it amazes me that there are webmaster groupies
edotherocket: some girl getting all hot over your webcam pic and you talking about your dvd collection
psykotik2k: i have a lesbian wanting to touch my asshole
psykotik2k: i think she’s british
edotherocket: what, the girl who wants to fuck you or the girl who wants to tongue your asshole?
edotherocket: sorry, touch your asshole
psykotik2k: well there’s that 14 year old who wants to fuck me
psykotik2k: and there’s the lesbian
psykotik2k: two girls so far
psykotik2k: wanting to do me.
edotherocket: 5 years ago, if you said we’d be having this conversation i would’ve called you a liar
I got another e-mail today from that lesbian who wanted to touch my asshole. I didn’t think she was still checking out my site. I guess she saw that i posted up her e-mail.
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To: psykotik@gmail.com
Subject: Naughty
From: Jennie Burgess jennsdiaries@yahoo.co.uk
Date: Sat, Oct 12 2002 10:01:56 AM +0100 (BST)
Now just you listen to me my little pancake…. you’ve been very bad for trying to find out things about me. I’ll be very angry if you do it again.
Anyway, you did show some intuition, so I’ll not be too angry this time you dirty little boy. Well I wonder of you’ve been thinking about me? I bet you sometimes touch yourself, wondering what it would be like to feel my fingernails scraping down your back.
Your slapheaded would-be girlfriend is kind of cute though. I don’t think that she’s be into the ass-hole play that you love so much though. Never mind, you can’t have everything.
Love
Jenn
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“…you’ve been very bad for trying to find out things about me. I’ll be very angry if you do it again.”
Bwahahaha. Well… i did some more research on her anyway and this was what i found.
According to her Yahoo Profile, it says that she’s a ‘Magazine Colomnist’.
Judging from the e-mails and messages and stories she’s written, i can’t help but wonder what kind of magazine she writes for. And also what kind of magazine would hire someone that spells columnist ‘c.o.l.o.m.n.i.s.t’. Tee hee.
Stalkers are fun. Care to share your own stalker/stalking stories in the comments?
bwahaha. People need hobbies if they are going to stalk you. <3
#1 | Comment by suzeh! — October 12, 2002 @ 9:50 pm
Damn, Justin, she needs a life, and some help. She could be a 14 year old British "colomnist" for some sex magazine, or she could not, whatever…
#2 | Comment by PacManJesus — October 12, 2002 @ 10:38 pm
http://uk.photos.yahoo.com/jennsdiaries
#3 | Comment by nophosphates — October 12, 2002 @ 11:26 pm
never had a stalker, but had one of those chicks that constantly call and call to the point where you would like to bash her friggin’ skull in…
God bless caller ID
#4 | Comment by Chris — October 13, 2002 @ 1:17 am
Suzi is hot, just so everyone knows…
#5 | Comment by PacManJesus — October 13, 2002 @ 3:27 am
We all already know that suzi is hot…DUH!
#6 | Comment by Keli — October 13, 2002 @ 3:57 am
yes, suzi is hot. I want a stalker too. I don’t mind if she’s ugly either. She may be ugly, but there I like the "take charge" kind of woman. Not in an ass play way though.
#7 | Comment by Jarge — October 13, 2002 @ 4:01 am
Can’t type…tired
#8 | Comment by Jarge — October 13, 2002 @ 4:02 am
Wow, Jenn…Now she is a REAL stalker. Jenn, please stalk me instead!
#9 | Comment by Banana — October 13, 2002 @ 4:05 am
the distortion in that photo, makes her look possessed =O
#10 | Comment by mike — October 13, 2002 @ 4:20 am
Man, does she look f**king spooky. THose eyes… Yikes.
#11 | Comment by Kev — October 13, 2002 @ 4:31 am
I knew a guy that used to stalk some girl. Stalking rules!!! I should stalk someone, but I look too suspicious. I kind of look like ,The Night Stalker, Richard Ramirez.
#12 | Comment by Bubba — October 13, 2002 @ 4:36 am
Congatulations with your new stalker ! A pity that:
1. She’s ugly
2. She’s lesbian
3. She’s into beastiality
4. She want’s to finger your ass
5. She can’t spell columnist
6. She calls you a "dirty little boy"
To be continued next time Teh Creepy Lesbian, wants to touch your ass.
#13 | Comment by Kingolf — October 13, 2002 @ 6:56 am
Aren’t #s 2, 4 and 6 good things? Particularly the ass-fingering?
#14 | Comment by matt — October 13, 2002 @ 11:02 am
Dude….you got a stalker!!!! Now you just need to win the lottery and your life will be complete!
#15 | Comment by J — October 13, 2002 @ 12:19 pm
OMFG she look so FUCKED!!! Justin, your stalker ain’t a pretty one sad to say. That is if it’s her. Oh well some can still dwell on the fact that touching of the asshole could prove to be quite a turn on.
#16 | Comment by tiberian — October 13, 2002 @ 12:33 pm
oh yeah… i was playing diablo2 with my friend, and i entered this game where my other friend was in, and he was all like… "YO YOU STOCKER!" itz funny because it made him sound illiterate
i wish i had cooler stalkers such as yours justin.
-dex
#17 | Comment by dex — October 13, 2002 @ 12:50 pm
I will stalk you Dex, if that is okay…
#18 | Comment by suzi — October 13, 2002 @ 12:51 pm
boobehs!
#19 | Comment by suzi — October 13, 2002 @ 1:53 pm
See you know you have hit web site fame when you have stalkers.
Congrats Justin :oP
#20 | Comment by Amy — October 13, 2002 @ 3:49 pm
hahaha, she looks like an ex convict. nice goin. somebody stalk me.
#21 | Comment by Ikke — October 13, 2002 @ 8:02 pm
Hahaha, Justin you’re awesome. I wish I had an internet groupie for my site 🙂
You = My God
#22 | Comment by Art — October 13, 2002 @ 10:11 pm
sure suzi (;
of course i’m welcome to any other stalkers, my life would be so much more interesting…
#23 | Comment by dex — October 14, 2002 @ 12:30 pm