Your first celebrity crush

14 11 2016

Now, i can’t say if she was my first ever celebrity crush but she was definitely one of many. In the 90’s, i actually had a subscription to Bop and The Big Bopper. There was this one poster of Alyssa Milano that totally did it for me. This was before that phase were she started doing those stupid skin flicks. Those stupidly fappable skin flicks (thank you Embrace of the Vampire).

Anyway, i remember always wanting this poster. I wanted it so bad. Never actually sent away for one but it’s never left my mind. Thinking about first celebrity crushes brought back memories of this so i decided to see if there were any high res images of it on the googles. This was the only thing i was able to find.

Fuckin’ Bop and The Big Bopper.

Tell me your first celebrity crush so i can go on another nostalgia trip.


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27 responses to “Your first celebrity crush”

    14 11 2016
  • 1.  3383 (20:53:45) :

    Cheryl Ladd. Dripping wet, climbing up a boat ladder on Charlie’s Angels.

  • 14 11 2016
  • 2.  pirho (20:57:39) :

    First! Now that is out of the way, I must say Justin I love these trips down memory lane.

  • 16 11 2016
  • 3.  JohnIan (01:17:37) :

    Knowing what I now know, I feel… wrong.

    But back in 1983 – it was Faye Grant as Dr. Juliet Parrish in the NBC mini-seires “V”.

    It was Ms. Grant who captured my heart as a boy and gave me a lifetime affinity for petite women.

  • 16 11 2016
  • 4.  xanstrom (10:52:01) :

    punky bruster.

  • 18 11 2016
  • 5.  Cuckbomb3000 (23:40:10) :

    “Knowing what I now know, I feel… wrong.”
    What eldritch secrets have you learned?

  • 18 11 2016
  • 6.  Cuckbomb3000 (23:42:04) :

    I guess I should answer the question. I think mine was Six from Blossom, but my memory is shit these days.

  • 21 11 2016
  • 7.  Just a Guy (20:49:15) :

    Mine was Jem from ‘Jem’ the cartoon.

    I was 4 or 5. I distinctly remember kissing the TV during the opening scene at least once.

    Probably the precursor to me visiting this site for the last dozen years.

  • 24 11 2016
  • 8.  anon (22:58:37) :

    Sarah Michelle Geller was my first true person crush. My god. I had the leather pants sweater poster on my wall and i would just marvel at her.

  • 25 11 2016
  • 9.  gary (21:06:08) :

    teri hatcher. lois and clark superman

  • 28 11 2016
  • 10.  Warren (12:59:09) :

    Neve Campbell. Scream.

  • 29 11 2016
  • 11.  no1lcd (12:12:26) :

    Morgan Fairchild on Mork & Mindy show.

  • 5 12 2016
  • 12.  AKA Postal (01:57:56) :

    Ally Sheedy, don’t know why. Don’t remember if it was because of War Games, Breakfast Club or some other movie.

  • 6 12 2016
  • 13.  Glitter (14:52:49) :

    How did I miss this post? I usually check in once a week.

    I really have to put my thinking cap on for this. It was the early 80s when I was sexually cognizant, but I think the earliest celeb crushes off the top of my head right now are.

    Melissa Joan Hart – Clarissa Explains it All
    Jennifer Love Hewitt –

  • 7 12 2016
  • 14.  JK (21:41:19) :

    Markie Post. The episode where she flashes a guy so Harry Anderson can win at arm wrestling is something I still think about. Oh my gosh, she’s like 70 now.

    Also, I’m seconding Jem. I would watch it but not tell anyone. I wanted to marry her. I was five, so hopefully Jerrica was a pedo.

  • 8 12 2016
  • 15.  Philzosity (21:31:57) :

    Hmmmmm…let’s jump right to Christina Aguilera in Dirty

  • 11 12 2016
  • 16.  Glitter (15:17:17) :

    further thought also brings back the realization that the 1988 “The New Adventures of Pippi Longstocking” with Tami Erin is the genesis of my deeply rooted redhead fetish.

  • 2 01 2017
  • 17.  Filthyfish (00:46:30) :

    Srsly? No one?

    Fappy new year pedos…

  • 3 01 2017
  • 18.  Ironray (05:43:24) :

    Erin Grey in Buck Rogers. Or, maybe, like about 70% of guys my age Maureen McCormick otherwise known as “Marcia, Marcia Marcia Brady”.

  • 7 01 2017
  • 19.  bsreg (00:29:24) :

    Well, there was Princess Leia in the original Star Wars, closely followed by Athena in Battlestar Galactica and Col. Wilma Deering in Buck Rogers (you may be sensing a theme here). But the woman who really did it for my burgeoning 12-year-old sexuality was Madonna at the tail end of her ‘Like a Virgin’ phase. She was all sex all the time.

  • 24 01 2017
  • 20.  Allen (05:26:39) :

    Candice Cameron in Full House.

  • 24 01 2017
  • 21.  Redeyemaster (23:25:53) :

    Isabelle Adjani in Subway

  • 3 02 2017
  • 22.  Steampunk (23:22:16) :

    Erin Gray from Buck Rogers.

  • 5 02 2017
  • 23.  mo-boobies (23:20:01) :

    The only early crush that I still distinctly remember is Kim Basinger after seeing her in My Stepmom is an Alien.

  • 11 02 2017
  • 24.  JohnIan (05:06:06) :

    Erin Gray, Miss Spandex.

    Fond memories.

  • 12 02 2017
  • 25.  Glitter (11:33:35) :

    Recent events have also jarred my memories.

    Mary Tyler Moore
    And
    Elizabeth Montgomery

    I used to watch alot of Dick Van Dyke and Bewitched. Both of those women were two of my earliest Fap objects. And it’s no surprise that the Modern Family Julie Bowen is now my no. 1 with a bullet. She bears a striking resemblance to both in a way.

  • 6 03 2017
  • 26.  vhw (00:09:40) :

    holy shit, it’s 2017

  • 12 03 2017
  • 27.  I.M. Hung (00:33:44) :

    I recall busting many a nut to Melissa Joan Hart on “Clarissa Explains It All.” And fapping to the fantasy of having a threesome with the “identical cousins” on “The Patty Duke Show.” Good times watching Nickelodeon, I say. Good times.

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