Need some visuals before deciding? Click on ‘more’.
Thess (normal pic)
Suzi (newer pic)
Eve (newer pic)
Stacy
Liz
Meg
Keli
ps: don’t just vote based on looks. there’s more to <3ing someone than just based for their looks. if you want, put down the reasons for why you voted for the girl you chose.
first post!…SUZI! OH so cute…an being smart dont hurt
#1 | Comment by freestylefritz..aka d-mack — December 9, 2002 @ 12:00 pm
first post!…SUZI! OH so cute…an shes smart…well she is ..isnt she?
#2 | Comment by freestylefritz..aka d-mack — December 9, 2002 @ 12:01 pm
oops…i sneezed
#3 | Comment by ima dumbass — December 9, 2002 @ 12:02 pm
damn you and your old pictures! feh. i said no add suzi to poll! yay for keli thouh 🙂
#4 | Comment by Susan — December 9, 2002 @ 12:03 pm
though**
#5 | Comment by Susan — December 9, 2002 @ 12:04 pm
Keli’s glasses are better than mine. 🙁
#6 | Comment by Susan — December 9, 2002 @ 12:07 pm
Tough….tough tough tough. Does the winner get a prize Justin? I’d like to donate a prize for the winner. Oh yes. I’d like that.
#7 | Comment by embus — December 9, 2002 @ 12:13 pm
I think we all know who I voted for.
#8 | Comment by Seriously — December 9, 2002 @ 12:21 pm
gee what a shock. A web site, run by a guy, where the only people who seem to matter are good looking women. Shocked.
#9 | Comment by dj — December 9, 2002 @ 12:31 pm
Eve. She’s smart, articulate, and sexy as hell. Oh yeah, nobody vote for Meg because she’s a diluted, self-absorbed, airhead fucktard.
#10 | Comment by Frenetic — December 9, 2002 @ 12:44 pm
dj:
Lector Benevole…you can find more stimulating content here:
http://www.churchofgod.org/
#11 | Comment by embus — December 9, 2002 @ 12:47 pm
Geez Frenetic, chivalry much?
#12 | Comment by Seriously — December 9, 2002 @ 1:07 pm
go liz
"yo"
i would’ve voted for meg to
cuz she is also cool
ya girls!
#13 | Comment by justmejeff — December 9, 2002 @ 1:29 pm
You can’t base these on looks?…Justin what has happend to you man…can we atleast vote on Jubblie size? Meg’s got my vote Suzi is a close second…WWWOOOOOOOOO go MEG!
#14 | Comment by Will — December 9, 2002 @ 1:54 pm
Is there any contest? Suzi of course. What a babe! I’m gonna print that pic and put it next to my bed.
#15 | Comment by Eric — December 9, 2002 @ 2:00 pm
I voted for kelli based on looks. Sorry, but i’m a guy, we’re shallow and that’s what we do!
#16 | Comment by smartpgmr — December 9, 2002 @ 2:13 pm
I voted for Thess because I had like low expectations and I am shocked to shit by that picture.
#17 | Comment by discommode — December 9, 2002 @ 2:17 pm
ahhh can’t decide…meg…suzi…eve…thess…Justin why torture me so?
#18 | Comment by bligityblah — December 9, 2002 @ 2:28 pm
You already did this once, I swear
#19 | Comment by Jacob — December 9, 2002 @ 2:44 pm
Yep. Susi won.
This place is full of old, dirty men. Or maybe it IS visited by a lot of 4teen year-olds, seaching for porn.
#20 | Comment by Kingolf — December 9, 2002 @ 2:54 pm
thess. cuz her posts are cool. yup.
#21 | Comment by Amy — December 9, 2002 @ 3:30 pm
I fixed your poll pictures for you. (And voted for Eve in the process.)
#22 | Comment by thess — December 9, 2002 @ 3:47 pm
Oh no, not the rabid goat-woman from hell !!! AHHH!!!
#23 | Comment by Kingolf — December 9, 2002 @ 4:04 pm
hmm hotness doesn’t really count when they’re all hotter then hell. So I pick Thess on the basis that I found this site through her site
#24 | Comment by Charles — December 9, 2002 @ 4:06 pm
I just noticed:
"Alright. In that case, i have a question for you…"
"No, i am NOT Ellen Feiss."
HAHAHA!!!
#25 | Comment by Kingolf — December 9, 2002 @ 4:11 pm
"nobody vote for Meg because she’s a diluted, self-absorbed, airhead fucktard." – If I had said that, I would be accused of PMSing. Since people are letting HIM get away with it, though, I admit that I laughed when I read it. Awesome. (am now going to work, you may proceed)
#26 | Comment by thess — December 9, 2002 @ 4:45 pm
"Oh yeah, nobody vote for Meg because she’s a diluted, self-absorbed, airhead fucktard" well guys, that is me in a nutshell. Man, how did you figure me out? I must know you in real life, cause those words described me to a "t"…..and those of you who voted for me….thanks, it is sweet…..I think that Suzi ROCKS! but i voted for Lizzie….
#27 | Comment by meg — December 9, 2002 @ 4:50 pm
Justin, why did you put a picture of me up there that is almost two years old?
#28 | Comment by eve — December 9, 2002 @ 5:15 pm
Reee!!! I brought Keli into second!
Keli is the most…um, "normal" I guess. Not to be an ass or anything, but most of you chickadees cry about the most stupid things. Also, she doesn’t need to whore her site on FUBAR to get hits. Plus she’s a cutey, and a smurf…
Keli = Reeness
#29 | Comment by Bubba — December 9, 2002 @ 5:31 pm
eve, because she seems to be the most intelligent of the bunch-but all are equally beautiful and entertaining-plus, she’s a total babe
#30 | Comment by me — December 9, 2002 @ 5:55 pm
thess: haha. i KNEW you would do that =P i added a link to your ‘normal’ pic
eve: i added and linked to a newer pic for you ;D
suzi: you’re stuck with your old pic because you’re evil. <3
#31 | Comment by Justin — December 9, 2002 @ 6:16 pm
This Survey = IS AWESOME
Justin, why don’t you put a pic of me and my butt buddies in thongs so the rest of you all can make us feel good. I like butts.
#32 | Comment by ElPrezidentGAY — December 9, 2002 @ 6:20 pm
suzi! why? because she is still the hottest from the whole bunch of hot girls.
#33 | Comment by Ikke — December 9, 2002 @ 6:35 pm
Bubba-
I agree Keli is the most ‘normal’. And I like Keli and reading her site.
I also have a tremendous amount of respect for Thess. I think she grows on you or something.
I find Eve to be very intellectual and witty.
Suzi is amazing as well. How can someone so young already be so complex? It is, as I said, amazing.
But, honestly, Liz is the one that crosses my mind the most. Maybe because I enjoy chatting with her (she always makes me laugh when I read her stuff) but I think it is because she has a lot of things going on her life. So Liz gets my vote for that reason alone.
As you can tell, I didn’t base this on looks at all. I’m a smart enough guy to not fall for that.
#34 | Comment by smash — December 9, 2002 @ 6:51 pm
why dont i get a link to a newer picture, or better yet get taken off this pointless poll?
#35 | Comment by Susan — December 9, 2002 @ 7:02 pm
suzi: fine fine fine. new pic for you too 😀
word to your mom
#36 | Comment by Justin — December 9, 2002 @ 7:36 pm
I love Justin…for chaging the layout back to Avril. Still love Keli more, she caused this to happen. Reeness!!!
#37 | Comment by Bubba — December 9, 2002 @ 7:37 pm
This Survey = IS AWESOME
Justin, why don’t you put a pic of me and my butt buddies in thongs so the rest of you all can make us feel good. I like butts.
#38 | Comment by elPrezidente — December 9, 2002 @ 7:40 pm
PPPS: One last note. Just ‘coz I like to fuck guys in the ass doesn’t make me gay.
Got it?
#39 | Comment by elPrezidente — December 9, 2002 @ 7:42 pm
It’s just a fucking poll, calm down lamotard (haha).
#40 | Comment by Bubba — December 9, 2002 @ 7:44 pm
Well it was a toss up (!) between keli and eve for me on looks, but i went for keli cos she listed x-treme sports as a hobby. <3 xtreme sports girls
#41 | Comment by MyKe — December 9, 2002 @ 7:53 pm
is the winner gonna let us see topless pics? LOL
#42 | Comment by Jeremy — December 9, 2002 @ 8:28 pm
thess than keli. the rest pffft.
#43 | Comment by vassilios — December 9, 2002 @ 8:36 pm
"why dont i get a link to a newer picture, or better yet get taken off this pointless poll?"
I think I’m with Susan on that one. I don’t think I opted in for this one, Justin =)
#44 | Comment by eve — December 9, 2002 @ 9:51 pm
sorry but liz has a dimple and that shit > rest
#45 | Comment by bla — December 9, 2002 @ 10:18 pm
eve! i got your post card today! finally! <3
#46 | Comment by Justin — December 9, 2002 @ 10:26 pm
if you insist on editing my posts – please make them coherent.
i’m quite certain you’re capable of at least that.
#47 | Comment by elPrezidente — December 9, 2002 @ 11:06 pm
poor suzi… http://inkcreate.netfirms.com
#48 | Comment by zack — December 9, 2002 @ 11:26 pm
…It’s probably because you’re not in any way appreciative. You must give your fans what they want!
#49 | Comment by Banana — December 10, 2002 @ 1:26 am
ummn testing
#50 | Comment by TP — December 10, 2002 @ 1:38 am
o, i was wondering if u had to login to post and i coulndt login cus i never regerstered but anyways, hi…
not much else to say.
just hi i guess
#51 | Comment by TalentedPsycho — December 10, 2002 @ 1:40 am
Ok, it has been a while since I pissed anyone off around here so I will try now.
Why the fuck are Stacy and Keli even in the Poll? I could count on two hands the number of posts they have made combined in the last six months. Don’t get me wrong, sure they are pretty or whatever, but unless you frequent their sites or talk to them, how the hell would any of the readers on THIS site even know them? I have talked to Keli in the past and she is cool, but still seems stupid to me.
As for those of you who voted on looks alone, you are retarded. Going to try to avoid pointing fingers around here, but all of the girls are somewhat attractive. However, at least a few try to refrain from only commenting and posting to try to drive more hits to their own sites. Seems like a couple of the girls only post when they want their own hits and never have anything interesting to actually add to this site. Shit, they don’t even comment unless it is to try to defend comments against themselves are say "OMG I <3 you for saying I am pretty!!!" Maybe just my opinion...but I know I am not alone in this. Everyone likes eye candy, but I get sick to my stomach just reading some of the shit they write. Enough of my tirade.
#52 | Comment by Jamlink — December 10, 2002 @ 1:55 am
Before anyone decides to flame me, I accidentally used the wrong email address in that last comment. Here it is for you so flame away.
#53 | Comment by Jamlink — December 10, 2002 @ 1:56 am
DAMN YOU JUSTIN for putting stupid avril back up…the girl has a mustache!! Anyway, me normal?? pshaw I don’t know what you guys are smoking. Suzi should win <3 Even though I happen to like all the girls, even the ones I havent talked to. I agree with Jamlink on the part that I should'nt be on the poll, my presence here is rare. However just because I'm not one of those girls who acts bitter and sarcastic all the time doesn't mean I'm stupid :oP
#54 | Comment by Keli — December 10, 2002 @ 2:34 am
Please note that I did not edit Prez’s posts. :\ On a side note, work was slow as hell tonight. I’m sure you all care.
#55 | Comment by thess — December 10, 2002 @ 2:51 am
-Keli
You are normal, as in what’s normal to me. Which is weird, goofy, and funny. All my friends and family are like that, it seems normal to me yo. :\
I don’t now if Jamlink meant to call you stupid, butI shall find out.
#56 | Comment by Bubba — December 10, 2002 @ 3:00 am
i care 😮
who edited the posts then?? :O
dun dun dunnnn
#57 | Comment by Justin — December 10, 2002 @ 3:00 am
Jamlink=teh God. But we all knew that, he just solidified it by bringing some sensability to this whole deal.
#58 | Comment by Frenetic — December 10, 2002 @ 3:04 am
You’re the one that cleared the control panel logs before resetting page margins and whatnot; I logged in to see…only idea I had was to check the IP of the person posting as Prez right after the post editing.
Asshole…stealing my bit. I’M the one that edits posts, not WHOEVER.
#59 | Comment by thess — December 10, 2002 @ 3:09 am
well the last time i had a poll, people complained why so and so was left out. now people are complaining about why so and so are in the poll. =(
*cry*
tis true though. stacy and keli are the least active posters here. but i don’t blame them if they dont post. most people here are mean anyway =((
oh well. <3 teh keli and stacia anyway
#60 | Comment by Justin — December 10, 2002 @ 3:13 am
I was not referring to Keli other then when specifically stated. 😀
#61 | Comment by Jamlink — December 10, 2002 @ 3:14 am
Damn…now I see it. I meant to say that the adding her was stupid not that SHE was. Sorry for the confusion.
#62 | Comment by Jamlink — December 10, 2002 @ 3:16 am
Tis true, mean people abound readily here. Even I….yes I can be mean as present in a few of my last posts. I try not to be ignorant about it though. Poor Justin….please the guys and piss the girls off, please the girls and piss the guys off, please half of each and piss the other half off. At least we make your job more interesting though!!!!
#63 | Comment by Jamlink — December 10, 2002 @ 3:47 am
suzi is truly an unstoppable force
#64 | Comment by Justin — December 10, 2002 @ 4:24 am
Yay thess! *waves thess flag and wears his thess shirt*
– on a side note, I cannot believe how much thought I put into this poll…..I mean really.
#65 | Comment by evilcoles — December 10, 2002 @ 4:52 am
hmm.. Suzi got my vote..
Btw, why wasn’t Jenn in the poll? hehe..
#66 | Comment by theEvilPlacebo — December 10, 2002 @ 6:04 am
doh!
i knew i forgot someone =(
#67 | Comment by Justin — December 10, 2002 @ 6:19 am
Damn, you sleep as much as I do.
#68 | Comment by Jamlink — December 10, 2002 @ 7:21 am
just about as much
#69 | Comment by Justin — December 10, 2002 @ 7:34 am
I don’t know how any guy can not vote for Thess.
The girl has perfect teeth and a tongue that stretches past her chin.
Maybe you have to be in your early twenties to appreciate that.
#70 | Comment by discommode — December 10, 2002 @ 8:17 am
holy shit. that’s actually the first time i’ve noticed that. i never really thought she had that long of a tongue until you mentioned it.
😮
on a related note, i have a picture of eve with her tongue touching the tip of her nose. she has a long tongue too. and so does my girlfriend. hooray for girls with long tongues!
…
feh. i wish I had a long tongue.
;D
#71 | Comment by Justin — December 10, 2002 @ 8:36 am
thess!
#72 | Comment by wen — December 10, 2002 @ 11:00 am
If Suzi is so popular, why does she have only 22 posts under her thread in the boards, whereas Eve has a whopping 42 (63 combined)? Hmm, explain that.
#73 | Comment by Banana — December 10, 2002 @ 12:00 pm
Can i suggest that the winner of this poll gets to be your next layout for this site?
*cross finger that suzi stay in the lead* =P
#74 | Comment by JiL0 — December 10, 2002 @ 12:00 pm
suzi did have more than 90 posts :\
#75 | Comment by Susan — December 10, 2002 @ 12:14 pm
oh nevermind. I see what you meant now, I didn’t read the "in her thread" part. sorry.
#76 | Comment by Susan — December 10, 2002 @ 12:15 pm
no.
I’d like a Thess shirt 😀
#77 | Comment by Susan — December 10, 2002 @ 12:46 pm
I don’t think Suzi is hot.
#78 | Comment by Nick. O — December 10, 2002 @ 1:41 pm
Suzis the Best! Shes wise beyond her years in so many ways.
#79 | Comment by Chance — December 10, 2002 @ 1:42 pm
…
Justin wrote:
feh. i wish I had a long tongue.
;D
Posted by Justin – 8:36am December 10, 2002
———
Justin is that so you’ll be better at giving guys head too?
#80 | Comment by smash — December 10, 2002 @ 1:59 pm
so that’s what thess looks like.
#81 | Comment by carlocake — December 10, 2002 @ 2:14 pm
Yeah, all that and a personality too, isn’t she great?
#82 | Comment by Seriously — December 10, 2002 @ 2:36 pm
Yaaaaaayyyyyyyyyy! I voted for Thess! Yaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyy! Yaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!
#83 | Comment by the_village_1diot — December 10, 2002 @ 3:09 pm
If I were a pretty pretty lady, maybe I could be a Fubarette too!
#84 | Comment by the_village_1diot — December 10, 2002 @ 3:35 pm
how are they all that cute. I can’t frick’n decide… Where do you find these girls? Is there like a Sam’s Wholesale Club where you just pick up like a 6 pack of hot girls??? Where’s the address and do they take debit cards!?
#85 | Comment by funkeedrunkmunkee — December 10, 2002 @ 5:23 pm
smash: haven’t you ever heard of going down on a girl? it’s like the female equivalent of giving a guy a blowjob.
#86 | Comment by Justin — December 10, 2002 @ 6:44 pm
I love em all. Where do u find all these lovely ladies on the net Justin?
#87 | Comment by MyKe — December 10, 2002 @ 7:04 pm
bfjh
#88 | Comment by The Dude — December 10, 2002 @ 7:09 pm
Justin
Yeah I know. It’s the context in which you said it and I couldn’t resist picking on you.
#89 | Comment by smash — December 10, 2002 @ 7:33 pm
suzi, why do u hate me????????????
#90 | Comment by uncle pauly — December 10, 2002 @ 9:30 pm
Let’s go for 100 again, weee!
Funny how a post with almost no content gets so many comments. Ok, its not funny. It’s not even unusual. I don’t know why I said that. I don’t know why I’m keeping it in the comment.
I-just-don’t-know.
Whatever. Yay, Thess. Cheer! Cheer!
#91 | Comment by Seriously — December 10, 2002 @ 9:44 pm
why arnt there any stoner chix in this poll??? we need some gurls that are reeeeeaally hot(and suzi’s not that hot) and also unafraid to stick up for their sexuality and have a feminist attitude. i know some people who could fit this description…
#92 | Comment by Keep lookin — December 11, 2002 @ 4:27 pm
Stoner chicks being known as the type that stick up for their sexuality and have a feminist attitude, of course.
Get real, dude. A true feminist would bite your balls off and smile at you through the blood.
#93 | Comment by thess — December 11, 2002 @ 4:48 pm
Feminist can suck my balls! No wait…they bite huh….um…feminists can eat my…nah….shit…I’ll get back to you on that.
#94 | Comment by Bubba — December 11, 2002 @ 8:43 pm
"bite your balls off and smile at you through the blood."
Damn do you know how to be graphic.
#95 | Comment by Jamlink — December 12, 2002 @ 6:59 pm