This is a picture of Avril Lavigne in a sports bra. Probably the closest you’ll ever get to seeing her wearing just a bra. Well. Okay. She’s not exactly wearing a ‘real’ bra in that pic but hey, it’s close enough. Keli keeps telling me that Avril is ugly. Do you think Avril is ugly? I don’t think Avril is ugly. I wonder if Avril thinks she’s ugly. But if she really does feel ugly then i guess i have a new calling in life.
I must seek out this poor deformed creature and raise her self-esteem. It will be difficult, but with a regiment of constant praise and SEX (as difficult as this will be); in a couple of years (maybe 5 to 10), i know can make this poor woman feel like a goddess. No need to thank me, i feel it will be my gift to mankind.