This is a picture of Avril Lavigne in a sports bra. Probably the closest you’ll ever get to seeing her wearing just a bra. Well. Okay. She’s not exactly wearing a ‘real’ bra in that pic but hey, it’s close enough. Keli keeps telling me that Avril is ugly. Do you think Avril is ugly? I don’t think Avril is ugly. I wonder if Avril thinks she’s ugly. But if she really does feel ugly then i guess i have a new calling in life.
I must seek out this poor deformed creature and raise her self-esteem. It will be difficult, but with a regiment of constant praise and SEX (as difficult as this will be); in a couple of years (maybe 5 to 10), i know can make this poor woman feel like a goddess. No need to thank me, i feel it will be my gift to mankind.
i would do Avril right in the pooper, just bend her over and say "biatch im gonna crush your guts" Would that make her feel beautiful?…hahaha
#1 | Comment by jason — February 11, 2003 @ 1:05 pm
No, no Avril.
You’re not ugly.
#2 | Comment by Kingolf — February 11, 2003 @ 1:10 pm
lame
#3 | Comment by Susan — February 11, 2003 @ 1:10 pm
Avril ain’t the prettiest bird on the earth, but she’s a foxy little thang for sho! She’d prolly be one of those bitchy girls that’s always complaining though…can’t put up with that for long!
#4 | Comment by Victim — February 11, 2003 @ 1:28 pm
Cock in your butt? what?
#5 | Comment by Victim — February 11, 2003 @ 1:39 pm
I suppose we can all hope and wait for Rolling Stones or Maxim to do a spread on her…
#6 | Comment by Gorg — February 11, 2003 @ 2:04 pm
sorry
#7 | Comment by Kingolf — February 11, 2003 @ 2:24 pm
Avril reminds me of something that lives in a pond. Personally, I wouldn’t say she’s beautiful, or even pretty.
#8 | Comment by eve — February 11, 2003 @ 2:36 pm
Scroll to the top of the page and say that again.
Well, actually, I liked Ellen Feiss better.
#9 | Comment by Kingolf — February 11, 2003 @ 2:40 pm
*still glad to see all of you back*
Avril is a babe and I would gladly take on such a noble task…
#10 | Comment by me — February 11, 2003 @ 4:00 pm
is ellen feiss ugly? maybe i can help her too.
#11 | Comment by Justin — February 11, 2003 @ 4:17 pm
there are days when i can’t pass up her videos just to watch her. then there are days when i am completely sick of her and wish she would just go away. come to think of it, there have been more of those days recently…
#12 | Comment by gabdabary — February 11, 2003 @ 4:38 pm
She’s 15.
She’s mine.
#13 | Comment by Kingolf — February 11, 2003 @ 4:39 pm
I think Ms. Lavigne is pretty, when she doesn’t wear her normal wardrobe, with ties and such.
When she wears a tie, she looks like a little girl playing dress up.
#14 | Comment by Seriously — February 11, 2003 @ 5:11 pm
Like in those (Danish!) fairytales…
Except she is neither a prince nor a frog. And she doesn’t have to be kissed to be beautiful.
See? She’s definetly not living in a pond.
#15 | Comment by Kingolf — February 11, 2003 @ 6:57 pm
The boards:
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#16 | Comment by Kingolf — February 11, 2003 @ 7:22 pm
Avril looks ok. I’m not a picky man.
#17 | Comment by dugas of eenodol — February 11, 2003 @ 7:24 pm
Embus: you hick. I have 20/20. Don’t mistake hollywood glamour (yes, it even extends to the tie-wearing uncomplicated jumper) for actual physical beauty. Just because she has makeup and wardrobe artists that make more money than the last three generations of her family, does not entitle her to be called beautiful.
#18 | Comment by eve — February 11, 2003 @ 7:46 pm
PS to Embus: hick was used as a term of endearment. *dodges flying beer cans*
#19 | Comment by eve — February 11, 2003 @ 7:47 pm
Avril is a cute lil chickadee, I guess I can make some time in my busy schedule to help you make her feel pretty. I guess I can make sandwiches and Kool-Aid for the sex intermissions. I can bring a camera too if ya want, so we can…study the progress….
#20 | Comment by Bubba — February 11, 2003 @ 7:53 pm
Damn straight, Embus. Beer cans are expensive.
#21 | Comment by Seriously — February 11, 2003 @ 7:57 pm
"Damn straight, Embus. Beer cans are expensive."
No shit, if I had a nickel for every for every beer can…..wait a min…
#22 | Comment by Bubba — February 11, 2003 @ 8:02 pm
She’s hot but a poser
#23 | Comment by P. Orno Rocks — February 11, 2003 @ 8:02 pm
"for every for every"
Ugh, my CD skipped. =(
#24 | Comment by Bubba — February 11, 2003 @ 8:04 pm
Were are you Bubba?
The board neeeeeds you.
#25 | Comment by Kingolf — February 11, 2003 @ 8:22 pm
id fuck her
#26 | Comment by Ikke — February 11, 2003 @ 9:13 pm
She can be really hot if she wanted too but shes trying to pull "punk" style so thats kinda against it. As for that "glamour" crap if i saw her around where i’m at and not as a star shed be getting hit on by every guy (and some chicks i know) in town. BTW i think that ellen feiss is ass ugly and i’d never screw her, and from everything i’ve heard and seen from her she would drive me insane with her massive ignorance.
#27 | Comment by Dionysus187 — February 11, 2003 @ 10:30 pm
but you know you’d still tap that ass, Dionysus
#28 | Comment by mighty kong — February 11, 2003 @ 11:33 pm
you don’t see …(find her as "beautiful") … what they do yet you understand their sick pathetic yearnings. WOW so Freud of you. Final Fantasy infinity in a pedophilic sort of way.
#29 | Comment by yes, you too — February 12, 2003 @ 1:50 am
[b]i wouldn’t fuck her with you tiny dick, justin. you need to check your eyes… [/b]
#30 | Comment by dik kok's cat — February 12, 2003 @ 3:42 am
-Dionysus187
How can you label a person as ignorant based on only ONE television spot.
And in terms of Avril, I dont find her as "beautiful" as most of you do, but I can see the atraction most of you have towards her in a pedophilic sort of way (And yes, I realize she is now legal. I mean because she looks like a twelve year old).
Speaking of which, do you think Justin will ever make a Alexa Vega lay out?
#31 | Comment by Guizhang — February 12, 2003 @ 12:47 pm
<3 dikkok
#32 | Comment by eve — February 12, 2003 @ 8:05 pm