Why’d you have to go and make things so complicated?

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There’s a story behind this picture. But first, leave a few comments. And tell me what your initial thoughts are. I’ll update this post later with the full story.

Note: Updated!

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To: psykotik@gmail.com
Subject: Hello!
From: “~*Em*~ .” nobodysfool21@hotmail.com
Date: Sun, May 11 2003 11:32:02 PM +0000

Hey to whoever owns that site!

I’m Em, I’m 17 and I live in T.O. Hehe, umm so I read some of your archives and noticed your umm slight obsession with Avril Lavigne! Ha! I was thinking maybe I should send you a pic or two from me cuz umm well go see for yourself and then write me back with your comments :), k I gotsta go now so buh bye, ttyl!

xox,

~*Em*~
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I replied telling her how i was like all “oh. my. god.” when i saw her pics and how she looks almost like Avril Lavigne. Alright sure, she’s not exactly a carbon copy of her but you have to admit, the resemblance is pretty amazing. Then i asked if could post up the pics on the site. I would’ve posted them up earlier but as you can probably see from the dates of the e-mails, it was just around the time fubar died. So i never got the chance to do so. Anyhow, now that the site is back up again, i figured i’d unleash this little tidbit of information that i’d been storing away all this while unto the World. Wide Web.

Oh and i also asked her if she ever had people going up to her telling her that she looks like Avril. And this was her reply:

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To: psykotik@gmail.com
Subject: Re: Hello!
From: “~*Em*~ .” nobodysfool21@hotmail.com
Date: Tue, May 13 2003 11:15:12 PM +0000

Hey Justin,

Yeah sure you can post those up on your website when you update it. Yeah, I do get a lot of people telling me I look like her. Before when I didn’t have my braces (I have them on the pics btw) people used to stalk me for hours in Shopping Malls! People even like asked me to take pictures with them and stuff, or to sign their ties for them! I used to kindda like the attention I got but now it’s getting frustrating
cuz like people don’t get that I’m me!!!!

Like one of my ex boyfriends (I hate him btw, he’s an ass), he would just say: oh you’re so much prettier than Avril and blabla and then to his friends he was like yeah I’m going out with Avril Lavigne and he showed them pictures of us and yeah he was just using my fake “famousness”! So yeah once I got to know he wasn’t into me but into Avril instead, I had to dump him (among other reasons too of course). Anyway, sorry I talk a lot lol, so yeah if I bore you with my stories just tell me to shut up (my friends always do but umm doesn’t really work lol :p). Aiight, well ttyl J,

~*Em*~
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I wish i had an Avril lookalike girlfriend. I’d love her for her of course. Not just for being Avril. Yeahhh….

42 thoughts on “Why’d you have to go and make things so complicated?”

  1. weeeeee first!!!

    *no comment*

    #1 | Comment by connect n0w — July 29, 2003 @ 11:17 pm

  2. I hope to god that is an avril look-a-like (and a bad one at that)….

    …or I take back all the posts I ever made (and thought) about how she is hot.

    #2 | Comment by smash — July 29, 2003 @ 11:20 pm

  3. All I have to say is that it better be a damn good story.

    #3 | Comment by pottedmeat — July 30, 2003 @ 2:11 am

  4. ummmm….she just found out her music blows, and isn’t really punk rock?

    #4 | Comment by pangwinking — July 30, 2003 @ 2:13 am

  5. Did anyone ever think it was punk rock? She might be "punk", but her music’s not and I don’t think that she thinks it is either.

    #5 | Comment by pottedmeat — July 30, 2003 @ 2:24 am

  6. it’s no make up Avril…or just some ugly chick 🙂

    #6 | Comment by Will — July 30, 2003 @ 3:19 am

  7. thats definitely avril after a night without the avril-pedic.

    #7 | Comment by radish01001 — July 30, 2003 @ 3:41 am

  8. That’s a picture of my armpit in the morning taken by my web cam to show the entire world how beautiful it is. Almost looks like a really good picture of Avril La…what?

    #8 | Comment by barf — July 30, 2003 @ 3:44 am

  9. I think that is Justin’s projection of his inner 15 year old girl.

    #9 | Comment by Amy — July 30, 2003 @ 3:51 am

  10. i am a 15 year old avril lavigne

    #10 | Comment by Justin — July 30, 2003 @ 3:56 am

  11. Now this is sick.

    http://www.hereinreality.com/makeup/avrilwithout.jpg

    #11 | Comment by Derek — July 30, 2003 @ 4:13 am

  12. You ever had a picture taken of you while you were talking? You always look retardo. I avoid letting people take picture of me at all costs. Although I could probably count all the pictures that have been taken of me, there are indeed some out there. =\

    I shall find them though…

    #12 | Comment by Bubba — July 30, 2003 @ 4:21 am

  13. i never thought i was "hot" persay… but being compared to an armpit?

    you guys really do suck sometimes.

    #13 | Comment by lizzie — July 30, 2003 @ 4:55 am

  14. 30/7/03 5:00 AM
    juice2027: omg that’s lizzie?
    psykotik2k: tee hee
    juice2027: what does she look like with makeup?
    psykotik2k: avril lavigne?

    lizzie you sly trickster you.

    post has been updated btw.

    #14 | Comment by Justin — July 30, 2003 @ 5:14 am

  15. wow….shes does look like Avril. Justin, just go bone that chick, it’s as close as you will ever get to fucking Avril.

    #15 | Comment by pangwinking — July 30, 2003 @ 5:20 am

  16. I wish I had an Avril Lavigne look-a-like boyfriend…

    #16 | Comment by Kingolf — July 30, 2003 @ 5:22 am

  17. lizzie i’m sorry ppl thought bad things about your picture, thinking you were avril lavigne… you’re not not hot either 😀 "persay"

    #17 | Comment by jb — July 30, 2003 @ 5:25 am

  18. I never though I was "hot" per se, but it turn out I was wrong all these years. I’m one sexy devil…watch out now!

    #18 | Comment by Bubba — July 30, 2003 @ 5:36 am

  19. i think i’m more like ok, then you get 3 beers and a dark room, and i’d consider myself upgraded to "not too shabby"

    #19 | Comment by jb — July 30, 2003 @ 5:49 am

  20. Hey Kingolf, Bubba says he looks pretty good. Go get ’em.

    #20 | Comment by grud — July 30, 2003 @ 6:00 am

  21. Make her send you a picture with her holding a "Hi Justin" sign or something … I don’t believe her.

    #21 | Comment by the — July 30, 2003 @ 10:58 am

  22. I wasn’t calling you an armpit; it’s just that my armpit looks very similar, so I mistook your hotness (picture) for another beautiful creature (my arm pit).

    #22 | Comment by Barf — July 30, 2003 @ 3:42 pm

  23. I remember when you had pictures of girls on this site, now it’s just gay – and the sad thing is I’m starting to enjoy it more…help me!

    #23 | Comment by Horny — July 30, 2003 @ 4:11 pm

  24. That girl does have quite a striking resemblance to Avril…..how old is she? Perhaps maybe this look-alike is a little more age-appropriate for you Justin 😉

    *sniff sniff* On a different subject I am very heartbroken today because I just found out that as of tomorrow, Mexico is ending production of the classic old VW Beetle for good. That means the end for any more love bugs. The last little bug rolls off the assembly line tomorrow…..Well good thing I’ve still hung on to my baby blue 73 bug…..Oh wait, the bug’s back in the States, and I’m stuck all the way over here in Australia…..Sigh 🙁

    Justin, how about a tribute to the VW Beetle for tomorrow?

    #24 | Comment by Becca — July 30, 2003 @ 4:47 pm

  25. http://www.geocities.com/isawyou/vw/vw_ltblu2tt-300.jpg

    ^ Reminds me a lot of my baby blue waiting for me back home in the US.

    And on top of hearing that the last beetles ever were made today, I then read a guy’s story about how his ’65 Beetle got accidentally run over by an RV while sitting outside in a Wal-Mart parking lot one day. Even more reason to hate the evil Wal-Mart now. God, what a depressing day. 🙁

    Justin to cheer some of us devastated bug fans up, how about a vintage VW bug layout next, eh?

    #25 | Comment by Becca — July 30, 2003 @ 5:11 pm

  26. Lizzie-

    You were set up. Of course everyone would be brutal at a picture of a not quite avril pic when Justin is implying she is Avril.

    Had he posted it saying "Does she look like Avril?" you would have gotten a ton of ‘hell yeah, she’s pretty hot!’

    BTW- the second pic of you looked more like her.

    #26 | Comment by smash — July 30, 2003 @ 6:12 pm

  27. She looks kinda like Avril would if she were not Avril at all, but Lizzie.

    I HAVE SPOKEN!

    #27 | Comment by thefelinepunk — July 30, 2003 @ 7:26 pm

  28. Oh, yeah, and the pictures of Avril with/without makeup are exactly what I’ve been talking about for ages… nobody would like Avril if she didn’t have an image consultant.

    #28 | Comment by thefelinepunk — July 30, 2003 @ 7:28 pm

  29. fuck.

    #29 | Comment by Joey — July 30, 2003 @ 11:16 pm

  30. thefelinepunk – it’s not an image consultant. It’s called makeup.

    #30 | Comment by smash — July 31, 2003 @ 4:08 am

  31. justin… now i understand how you feel about people coming to you asking if you are avril. only people are coming to me asking if i’m the girl that LOOKS like avril.

    ::snort::

    i never should have posted that comment. heh.

    #31 | Comment by lizzie — July 31, 2003 @ 6:00 am

  32. "it’s not an image consultant. It’s called makeup."

    That’s kinda what I was thinking.

    And you can’t really fault her for wearing makeup and looking better because of it. From what I hear, that’s pretty much the purpose.

    #32 | Comment by thess — July 31, 2003 @ 7:03 am

  33. For Justin.

    Teh Bubba: OMG! are you avril lavigne!?
    Teh Bubba: i’m such a big fan of yours. i want to hump you in the face. that would be fantastic!
    KuppyKake103: who is this?

    KuppyKake103: who is this
    Teh Bubba: is this avril?
    KuppyKake103: wait who is this/

    KuppyKake103: ?*

    Teh Bubba: i’m bubba.
    KuppyKake103: maybe

    KuppyKake103: who is bubba
    Teh Bubba: i can’t believe you haven’t heard of me?
    KuppyKake103: im blocking u cuz u wont tell me out of all people who u r
    KuppyKake103: bubi
    Teh Bubba: like omg!
    Teh Bubba: don’t do that
    KuppyKake103: like shut up

    *** KuppyKake103 signed off at Wed Jul 30 17:51:39 2003.

    I love you KuppyKake103…

    #33 | Comment by Bubba — July 31, 2003 @ 8:40 am

  34. that is classic bubba.

    #34 | Comment by gabdabary — July 31, 2003 @ 11:16 am

  35. weird

    #35 | Comment by Raze — July 31, 2003 @ 12:30 pm

  36. Check out the second picture. She has really long, thick fingers. Man hands…..nasty.

    #36 | Comment by grud — July 31, 2003 @ 5:59 pm

  37. Like I said before grud….you’re so gay. Not that it’s really a bad thing, but just gay man….gay.

    #37 | Comment by Bubba — July 31, 2003 @ 9:32 pm

  38. No gay, I say.

    #38 | Comment by grud — August 1, 2003 @ 6:17 pm

  39. I say, you gay.

    #39 | Comment by Bubba — August 11, 2003 @ 5:06 pm

  40. Oh my GOD!!That girl just like Avril!!!But not in 100%…emm…just 89%!!!I’m so jealous when I saw her pic coz her style just like avril!!Avril must be shocked when she looked on this pic!!!!I thought that I am the only one who look-a-like AVRIL but theres someone look-a-like AVRIL!!SHAME on Me!!!!

    #40 | Comment by suzie — August 25, 2003 @ 11:27 pm

  41. my last girlfriend looked like avril lavigne…even more than the chick you have up there

    #41 | Comment by kristy — November 14, 2003 @ 5:53 am

  42. Run Run, NEVER LOOK BACK Em

    lol

    but really 6 beers and everyone looks alike

    #42 | Comment by Exnetsoft — May 10, 2004 @ 10:25 pm

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