Voicemails! Hooyay!

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Here’s what i’ve gotten so far. I’ll keep adding to it if i get more. So keep checking this space.

The number to call is: 877-571-0606

And now, some post voicemail convos:

24/8/03 11:30 AM
psykotik2k: woah. suzi’s voice has changed
TehBubba: no it hasn’t
psykotik2k: yes it has
TehBubba: suzi doesn’t change
TehBubba: she still looks like she does in your buddy icon, and she was 4 years old there.

24/8/03 12:22 PM
gabdabaryfactory: eh
psykotik2k: hello sir
gabdabaryfactory: i went to leave a voicemail for you.
gabdabaryfactory: i was gonna tell a funny joke
gabdabaryfactory: and just as i started
gabdabaryfactory: i got stung by a bee
psykotik2k: ahahahahaha
gabdabaryfactory: and i was like “oh fuck”
gabdabaryfactory: and then it hung up on me
gabdabaryfactory: so when you get that weird message, it was me
gabdabaryfactory: i may call and tell you that joke again
gabdabaryfactory: but i didn’t feel like it tonight because my right outer thigh is throbbing like the winking pang of a 13 year old after his first wet dream

31 thoughts on “Voicemails! Hooyay!”

  1. Suddenly I hate myself for knowing you…

    #1 | Comment by PacManJesus — August 24, 2003 @ 2:10 pm

  2. tuba…

    #2 | Comment by Will — August 24, 2003 @ 2:21 pm

  3. i love this. i finally have DEFINITIVE proof that your lives suck more than mine.

    who would have thought it possible.

    ps: teh suzi is hotness. how the hell that gilr stays single I will never know… does she snore?

    #3 | Comment by snikweed — August 24, 2003 @ 3:20 pm

  4. dang she’s hotness, I feel a wet dream coming on tonite!

    #4 | Comment by WP_LeGeNd — August 24, 2003 @ 4:20 pm

  5. an exgirlfriend of mine (i wont say which one) fell asleep once on the phone and then she started snoring.

    so i recorded her snore.

    ahahahhaaha. maybe i should release that wav file unto the world. i hate the girl now anyway.

    #5 | Comment by Justin — August 24, 2003 @ 5:33 pm

  6. Haha, that would be some pretty funny revenge. Just make sure she doesn’t have any "evidence" to use against you in retaliation.

    #6 | Comment by Becca — August 24, 2003 @ 6:04 pm

  7. but she doesn’t know that i have that recording. plus if she did find out, i doubt she’d be able to tell if it was actually her that was snoring. because she was asleep the whole time! gyahahahahhaa.

    #7 | Comment by Justin — August 24, 2003 @ 6:46 pm

  8. which girlfriend was that?

    and i do sound a little bit different but not much.

    #8 | Comment by susan — August 24, 2003 @ 10:23 pm

  9. (tell me on AIM)

    #9 | Comment by susan — August 24, 2003 @ 11:15 pm

  10. ewwwwwwww i have a cheerleader voice. i tried really hard to sound serious, too.

    #10 | Comment by liz — August 25, 2003 @ 2:04 am

  11. Liz has the cuttest little voice I have ever heard….

    #11 | Comment by Will — August 25, 2003 @ 2:04 am

  12. aw liz you sound so cute 🙂

    #12 | Comment by susan — August 25, 2003 @ 3:09 am

  13. so do you! i love your accent, i was like "wow thats adorable". haha i just sound like i’m on helium.

    btw, thanks will.

    #13 | Comment by liz — August 25, 2003 @ 3:39 am

  14. accent?

    🙁

    #14 | Comment by susan — August 25, 2003 @ 3:43 am

  15. Yes Suz, you have a slight accent. You both sound very cute indeed. =)

    #15 | Comment by Bubba — August 25, 2003 @ 3:50 am

  16. its a very classy cute accent, though. i don’t have much of an accent, i sound like most americans. i do have a little one you can hear on certain words, but not really.

    #16 | Comment by liz — August 25, 2003 @ 3:53 am

  17. southern bell

    #17 | Comment by Will — August 25, 2003 @ 4:56 am

  18. I would say Liz has the most adorable cuddly voice, but I am late and someone already said that.

    What I should do is leave you(Justin) a voicemail consisting entirely of heavy breathing. That would be excellent, especially now, after my roomate gave me SARS, I could put some wheeze action into it.

    #18 | Comment by Seriously — August 25, 2003 @ 5:55 am

  19. Isn’t there a way for people outside the states to call this number, cuz its gonna cost me like 10 bucks a minute if I’m gonna call from holland. And I would like you to hear my sweet, cute yet slightly nasal voice…

    #19 | Comment by WP_LeGeNd — August 25, 2003 @ 6:25 am

  20. ew.

    did you hear the way i said "you"?
    i sound so southern. :\

    #20 | Comment by susan — August 25, 2003 @ 6:33 am

  21. I love the accents. But they both sound American to me :/

    #21 | Comment by MyKe — August 25, 2003 @ 7:29 am

  22. oh…my……………god!

    she is so fit!

    #22 | Comment by Alcofrolic — August 25, 2003 @ 7:54 am

  23. God damn Suzi is hot.

    #23 | Comment by pangwinking — August 25, 2003 @ 8:19 am

  24. Oh yeah, I’m voice 4! I may be fat, but at least I have a deep sexy voice.

    #24 | Comment by pangwinking — August 25, 2003 @ 8:24 am

  25. my thigh is still sore.

    #25 | Comment by gabdabary — August 26, 2003 @ 8:33 am

  26. Bitch, stop lying! You’re not #14 Lau…

    #26 | Comment by Bubba — August 26, 2003 @ 9:52 am

  27. I don’t know pangwinking, #14 beats you in the deepness and sexiness in a macho kind of way.

    (Not that I know who the bitch is.)

    #27 | Comment by Amy — August 26, 2003 @ 11:23 am

  28. I’m #14.

    #28 | Comment by Kingolf — August 26, 2003 @ 12:22 pm

  29. lol

    #29 | Comment by Justin — August 26, 2003 @ 12:41 pm

  30. crazy-ass Bubba always makes me laugh.

    "bitch, stop lying!" – Bubba

    Hahahahahahaha!

    #30 | Comment by Discommode — August 26, 2003 @ 2:00 pm

  31. Alright, I need to hear more voice mails.

    For some reason, I find this to be vastly entertaining. (And I’m actually not being sarcastic.)

    It’s like reading your comments, but my ears get to play.

    #31 | Comment by Amy — August 28, 2003 @ 6:17 am

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