Dum dee dum. I’ve been downloading lots of porn off of Limewire lately. Which is the Mac equivalent of Kazaa for all you Winblows users. (Macs rule btw. Think different. Switch).
Anyhow, yeah. Porn. Mostly Asia Carrera and Tera Patrick stuff. And some Ashlyn Gere just out of curiousity because she was in Willard and i wanted to see what she was like in porno land.
I was bored and had nothing else better to do this past weekend.
I like Asia Carrera. She’s pretty cool. I’m not sure if any of you even realize this but she sort of has a blog over at her site. It’s really facinating. Just like the freckles around Lindsay Lohan’s armpit.
The first time i saw Tera Patrick was when my old farting roommate bought this porno DVD for something ridiculous like RM$40 or something (just because it was a porno DVD) when we were all still in Malaysia. I think it was Real Sex Vol. 23 or something like that. Featuring chicks with all natural boobs and stuff.
Unfortunately, Tera Patrick is not all natural anymore. I think she recently got boob implants. She’s about half a cup bigger now i think. Or so i read.
Want to see her with her new jubblies?
I’ve got some hires pics of her. Because i just love hires pics. Especially ones where you can see pores.
friendlyblueDane: What is it with you and pores?
So yeah. I guess these are my two favorite porn stars. Do you have any favorites?
Finally some boobs, a subject I don’t have to have a political debate about. I could though if some of the fubar ladies would like to share and compare!
#1 | Comment by bligityblah — October 20, 2003 @ 12:36 pm
the last time we started talking about boobs (avril’s to be exact) it ended up with people arguing about the war in iraq.
true story.
#2 | Comment by Justin — October 20, 2003 @ 12:45 pm
That isn’t the best picture of Lindsay Lohan…something about her looks a little "off" in it, perhaps it is the thick layers of make-up that hide her face freckles?
#3 | Comment by Becca — October 20, 2003 @ 12:48 pm
No matter what is said I promise not to comment on anything said on this thread that is remotely political. I miss Stal!
#4 | Comment by bligityblah — October 20, 2003 @ 12:48 pm
One of my former co-workers developed a list of the 10 hottest women in politics. I’ll have to find it and share it with all the boob-loving FUHBARicans and Justincrats.
#5 | Comment by Messenjah — October 20, 2003 @ 12:51 pm
Cassidey and Chasey Lain, as well as Tera Patrick.
#6 | Comment by zant — October 20, 2003 @ 1:48 pm
Sophie Sweet – mmm
http://www.raibow-galleries.com/302/sophie_sweet/index.html
http://www.pornocentury.com/pass/sted/sublime.html
#7 | Comment by ilphae — October 20, 2003 @ 2:18 pm
Aria Giovanni, Adriana Sage, and a recent infatuation with Loni.
#8 | Comment by matt — October 20, 2003 @ 2:28 pm
Cheyenne Silver is hot…too bad Vivid calmed her down. Tera was my favorite, but since she married Evan Seinfeld from Biohazard she calmed down and she’s been trying to get out of the industry.
#9 | Comment by Azrael — October 20, 2003 @ 2:28 pm
I’m somewhat of a connaiseur… I really don’t like those big fake boobs (small fake boobs I don’t have a problem with) what you americans like..
so here goes my list:
cassidey
amber rain
cheyenne silver
kaylani
monica moore
annetta keys
april showers
kylie wyld
sophie moon
teri summers
daisy
sunny leone
jezaree
dominica
aurora snow
anna belle
jenna haze
felix vicious
nakita kash
mia smiles
luna lane
jodie moore
well there are probably some more, but this is what I could find in my collection when I just checked…
#10 | Comment by WP_LeGeNd — October 20, 2003 @ 4:10 pm
Bligityblah-
"No matter what is said I promise not to comment on anything said on this thread that is remotely political. I miss Stal!
Posted by bligityblah – 12:48pm October 20, 2003"
Screw you man, those people deserve the bombing!
#11 | Comment by smash — October 20, 2003 @ 4:19 pm
WP
Kaylynn, April Flowers, or Monika Sweetheart
#12 | Comment by smash — October 20, 2003 @ 4:26 pm
Its all about the Italian goddesses: Aria Giovanni and Tia Bella! I liked Tera before her boobjob. Angel Veil was better before the fake boobs too. (trust me i have firsthand knowledge of that!) And your obsession with Lindsay Lohan scares me.
#13 | Comment by RobertBruce — October 20, 2003 @ 6:12 pm
Speaking of pornstars, what happened to Thess’ site?!?!?!
#14 | Comment by grud — October 20, 2003 @ 7:27 pm
Check my past comments smash, you’ll see why that won’t piss me off. Nice try you dirty old man 🙂
mmmm boobs!
#15 | Comment by bligityblah — October 20, 2003 @ 9:49 pm
justin’s my fav porn star
#16 | Comment by Raze — October 20, 2003 @ 10:27 pm
This could be fun.
#17 | Comment by bligityblah — October 21, 2003 @ 1:41 am
Like the U.S., porn stars often are seen fucking themselves.
#18 | Comment by grud — October 21, 2003 @ 1:47 am
http://www.msnbc.com/news/982543.asp
Because I’m all about news that is relevant and up to date.
The good thing about being nobody is that once you die, people let you stay dead.
And Grud: I don’t see the connection, you lose.
#19 | Comment by Seriously — October 21, 2003 @ 3:54 am
Aria Giovanni is my favourite
#20 | Comment by MyKe — October 21, 2003 @ 6:07 am
can’t believe no one mentioned TAYLOR RAIN!!!
#21 | Comment by bleh — October 21, 2003 @ 6:14 am
Asia Carrera’s website is a blast. I visit at least once a week, hoping for a new update on her bulletin page but often settling for a look at her latest Pic of the Week.
She seems smart, funny and thoughtful. Gotta love a girl who does her own HTML, posts blooper pics and plays in Unreal Tournaments.
#22 | Comment by Smartass — October 21, 2003 @ 6:15 am
NOW THIS IS MY KIND OF UPDATE! Keep up the good work Justin.
#23 | Comment by P. Orno Rocks — October 21, 2003 @ 8:31 am
Wow, pornstars.
Pornstars remind me a lot of how the United States is a better guarantor of peace alone than in tandem with the United Nations in the post September 11th era. Because the United Nations is a weak, indecisive organization whose sanctions are ignored and never solve anything, and pornstars have sex a lot.
#24 | Comment by Seriously — October 21, 2003 @ 12:20 pm
my vote goes to jordan capri (oh yeah and aria giovanni, too ;))
#25 | Comment by vhw — October 21, 2003 @ 12:25 pm
There’s something inherently sad about having a "favorite porn star" list… nothing wrong with pr0n… just being able to list your top 10 starlets in some catalogued fashion?
Am I the only one who thinks this is odd?
#26 | Comment by sexcrazedweasel — October 21, 2003 @ 3:09 pm
weasel-
You can name your favorite male stars, it’s ok. We all understand you are gay.
#27 | Comment by smash — October 21, 2003 @ 5:26 pm
Weasel – Yes, all the rest of us are comfortable with our sexcrazed side. Those of you closet peterpuffers are understandably closed minded. (See: Bill O’Riley, Rush Limbaugh, John Ashcroft)
#28 | Comment by bligityblah — October 21, 2003 @ 7:15 pm
Indeed. I like HAVING sex, unlike some of you that hasn’t been replaced with WATCHING sex.
Nothing wrong with Pr0n. Nothing wrong with those that enjoy it. I guess I just think that having some sort of top ten seems a bit overzelaous. Could be just me.
#29 | Comment by sexcrazedweasel — October 22, 2003 @ 1:33 am
Wow weasel! It’s amazing with your use of grammar and the written language that you could get laid. Maybe it’s because you have no standards and will take them blind, crippled, crazy, or even toothless. Maybe it’s because the girls just feel bad for you. Who knows?
#30 | Comment by Azrael — October 22, 2003 @ 3:02 am
The comments section isn’t updated.
🙁
#31 | Comment by Becca — October 22, 2003 @ 7:21 am
"Maybe it’s because the girls just feel bad for you "
Please don’t make this joke.
Please?
#32 | Comment by Kingolf — October 22, 2003 @ 8:14 am
I’m not going to start anything but I find it funny that someone with the words "sexcrazed" in their name finds it odd that some of us know the names of porn stars.
#33 | Comment by zant — October 22, 2003 @ 12:15 pm
Zant, It’s only cuz he is a gay, frustrated, sexcrazedweasel.
#34 | Comment by smash — October 22, 2003 @ 12:43 pm
Sheesh. It could’ve used a comma I admit. Believe it or not, english is my fifth language, so any sort of slack you can spare, would be greatly appreciated.
Admittedly, I will take it any way I can get it.
I have never had any particular trouble getting laid, but feel free to blame that on poor judgement within the female species, or take heart, that with standards that low, even you have hope to one day engage in intercourse.
#35 | Comment by sexcrazedweasel — October 22, 2003 @ 3:41 pm
Sheesh. It could’ve used a comma I admit. Believe it or not, english is my fifth language, so any sort of slack you can spare, would be greatly appreciated.
Admittedly, I will take it any way I can get it.
I have never had any particular trouble getting laid, but feel free to blame that on poor judgement within the female species, or take heart, that with standards that low, even you have hope to one day engage in intercourse.
#36 | Comment by sexcrazedweasel — October 22, 2003 @ 3:42 pm
We need a new post already!!!
🙁 🙁 🙁
On to a different subject…Anyone have any stories to share about psycho exes? Some recent disturbing events have made me conclude that this one ex-boyfriend of mine is even crazier than I thought, and perhaps some similar stories will help me feel like I am not alone… 🙁
#37 | Comment by Becca — October 22, 2003 @ 6:43 pm
Fifth language? What are the others, in acsending order of difficulty?
#38 | Comment by Seriously — October 22, 2003 @ 7:36 pm
"Admittedly, I will take it any way I can get it."
Sheesh. I give up.
You’ve deserved all the bad jokes you’ll get.
#39 | Comment by Kingolf — October 22, 2003 @ 7:51 pm
Only one: Aria Giovanni!
Too bad she’s with that Marilyn Manson dude.
#40 | Comment by Attu — October 22, 2003 @ 8:59 pm
Apparently WP_LeGeNd watches too much porn. But there is no problem with that. I have to say Brianna Banks for my favourite though.
Now Justin are you trying to get a list of porn stars so that you can download all the videos? If so good job 🙂
#41 | Comment by patten — October 22, 2003 @ 10:40 pm
Aria is not with Marilyn Manson. Dita Von Teese is.
#42 | Comment by Azrael — October 23, 2003 @ 1:49 am
Marilyn Manson is hot.
I’d tap that.
#43 | Comment by Becca — October 23, 2003 @ 9:34 am
Azrael::
I think Attu meant to say that Aria is with John5 (current guitarist for MM) but didn’t know his ‘name’.
#44 | Comment by bill — October 23, 2003 @ 9:36 am
Becca-
Marilyn Manson? Now you are losing points…
#45 | Comment by smash — October 23, 2003 @ 1:24 pm
woo hoo! go macs!! even though i dont have one. i will soon!
#46 | Comment by joshman — October 23, 2003 @ 5:13 pm
Marilyn manson thats the guy that looks like a chick right?
#47 | Comment by WP — October 23, 2003 @ 7:02 pm
No, that’s Jaye Davidson.
Marilyn Manson in no way resembles a female.
#48 | Comment by Seriously — October 24, 2003 @ 2:03 am