Managed to rape my bandwidth (AGAIN). All 50 gigs of it. I used to be much worse though (circa february 2002). Hee hee. As a result, the site was down the whole day yesterday. Damn Shannen Doherty’s tits.
In other news i went out and bought the new Smackdown game today because deep down, i’m a wrasslin’ lovin’ redneck with a mullet. Oh and i also picked up the new Lord Of The Rings game. The Return Of The King. I’m currently playing through Aragorn’s path. Managed to get the the old dead king’s tomb place and i’m currently fighting the dead king boss guy. Then he royally kicked my ass and i died.
Smackdown: Here Comes The Pain is pretty good too. Much better than last years game. In fact, the same thing can be said about the new LOTR game. The graphics are much more sweeter than in The Two Towers (Aragorn actually looks like Aragorn this time). My vagina went wet after seeing the new improved graphics during the introductory level at Helms Deep.
November is going to be a great month for gaming. In a few short days/weeks, SOCOM 2 will be out. TRUE CRIME: STREETS OF L.A. will be out. Fucking KARAOKE REVOLUTION will be out. PRINCE OF PERSIA: THE SANDS OF TIME will be out. MEDAL OF HONOR: RISING SUN will be out. MANHUNT will be out. NEED FOR SPEED UNDERGROUND will be out. And XIII will be out. Thank God i’m still in Brunei where you can get bootleg PS2 games for like US$2 each. Otherwise i’d be spending like at least US$350 for me to be able to buy all those games up there. I win! Nyahaha.
Of course, once i do go back to Michigan in January, i’m going to have to buy games and DVDs at fucking regular price like the rest of you. I lose. Sigh.
Okay i think i’ll go play a bra and panties match on Smackdown now. Best. Mode. Ever. It’s too bad you can’t use Stephanie McMahon in that mode though (it’s not programmed into the game). Sigh. Oh well. Stripping down Stacy Keibler shall suffice.
And one more thing. It sucks that HACKSAW JIM DUGGAN isn’t part of the ‘legends’ up in Here Comes The Pain.
“HOOOOOOO!!”
update:
i have managed to de-clothe stacy keibler. and i think i may have just popped my first boner ever while playing a videogame.
#1 | Comment by Justin — November 1, 2003 @ 8:33 pm
Welcome to today and forever.
>_>
<_< BANDWITH RAPE!
#2 | Comment by Barlow — November 1, 2003 @ 9:03 pm
"My vagina went wet after seeing the new improved graphics during the introductory level at Helms Deep."
???
Well anyways, im really, really am excited for Prince of Persia and XIII. *Sigh* No Half-Life 2 this year though…
#3 | Comment by Guizhang — November 1, 2003 @ 9:16 pm
Battlefield 1942
Secret Weapons or Phillipine Islands Map
Must…make…world safe for…Coca-Cola & Mickey Mouse…
#4 | Comment by cujo — November 2, 2003 @ 3:29 am
At least it was only one day, I thought it was going to be the blank white screen and "Will be back online in two weeks" message for the next 8 months while you figured out how to put your bra back on and use a keyboard. 😀
#5 | Comment by eve — November 2, 2003 @ 4:34 am
http://www.goatse.cx HOOOOOOO!
#6 | Comment by P. Orno Rocks — November 2, 2003 @ 6:43 am
The only game I play is CounterStrike.
The games you mentioned above suck ass.
"OMG NEED 4 SPEED 3 LOLZ, VRRROOOM 2 FAZT 2 FURIOUS. HAY, WATCH AS I SPEND 15 HOURS OF MY LIFE RACING CARZ BECAUSE I AM A MORONRON.".
Please, those games have never entertained me. There’s aboslutely no skill involved in them.
I’m probably going to be called a retard for this, but why the hell are you posting that picture of that ugly white man?
LOLZ JK, HE GIVS ME BONER
#7 | Comment by ASL — November 2, 2003 @ 6:43 am
CS right on, cant wait for CS:CZ
#8 | Comment by P. Orno Rocks — November 2, 2003 @ 6:49 am
CS rules. No doubt.
#9 | Comment by sexcrazedweasel — November 2, 2003 @ 9:44 am
http://www.bmezine.com/news/people/A20210/plp56/
Not sure if this is the *real* goatse.cx, but I’m sure it’ll be entertaining for the closet homos frequenting this site.
Enjoy.
#10 | Comment by sexcrazedweasel — November 2, 2003 @ 9:53 am
HOT, HOLD ON, LET ME GET MY PENIS LOTION.
THANKS SEXCRAZEDWEASEL.
#11 | Comment by ASL — November 2, 2003 @ 9:59 am
God knows I aim to please.
You’re welcome.
#12 | Comment by sexcrazedweasel — November 2, 2003 @ 10:02 am
I can’t believe you love Hacksaw so much.
Although it would be cool if he were in the game just to see his stupid ass parade around with a 2×4.
#13 | Comment by Dugas of eenodol — November 2, 2003 @ 10:15 am
HOOOOOOOO!!
#14 | Comment by Justin — November 2, 2003 @ 2:35 pm
has anyone masturbated so much that you penis is sooo lopsided that it takes the shape of a hexagon?
#15 | Comment by P. Orno Rocks — November 2, 2003 @ 2:36 pm
Hey AS(sho)L(e)
Counterstrike? Hah. That’s like, so 1999. People who like Counterstrike are homos.
#16 | Comment by Pump — November 2, 2003 @ 2:48 pm
The title, "Smackdown: Here Comes The Pain" sounds like a dating-rejection simulator based on my life. Just thought I’d say that since I haven’t said much around here recently.
#17 | Comment by Umgawa — November 2, 2003 @ 3:55 pm
"Counterstrike? Hah. That’s like, so 1999. People who like Counterstrike are homos."
Go back to playing GTA 3 or whatever the hell you morons play.
n00b.
#18 | Comment by ASL — November 2, 2003 @ 9:05 pm
i may be new here but i couldnt agree with justin on the games. the return of the king just kicks ass, and its fookin hard to defeat. cant remember the countless times i’ve died and have to start from scratch. here comes the pain is pretty neat too, but a tad short. goldberg owns! haha. cheers
#19 | Comment by william — November 3, 2003 @ 11:48 pm