Jess recently got a little time away from the baby and was snapped by the paparazzi while out and about in LA.
Question: How many new mommies look like this 3 months after giving birth?
Answer: Not too many.
Ubermilf.
Jessica Alba
dont link this
WAUGH!
boobais!
#1 | Comment by padda — September 16, 2008 @ 10:32 am
2nd!!
i really just wanna suck’em, is that too much to ask….?
also, more hayden is less than 1 week 🙂
#2 | Comment by QWERTY — September 16, 2008 @ 10:43 am
She can breastfeed me any time!
#3 | Comment by Marty McFly — September 16, 2008 @ 10:52 am
It’s milkin’ time!
#4 | Comment by Scratch — September 16, 2008 @ 10:58 am
A lot of mommies with personal trainers look like that.
#5 | Comment by keeman — September 16, 2008 @ 12:54 pm
She just never had the nasty factor for me, she might a little now, but most of the time dirty > pretty.
Thought of Justin last night as I watched ‘The Life Before My Eyes’ or something, with Eva Amurri. Anyway there is a swimsuit scene and lots of jiggle. You will like it.
#6 | Comment by Kewtr — September 16, 2008 @ 1:19 pm
Did she actually squeeze the little sprog out her vag or was it a c-section ?
#7 | Comment by Lock — September 16, 2008 @ 1:35 pm
^^^
word on teh intarwebz is that she had a natural birth.
ow. do not want.
#8 | Comment by AngelBaby — September 16, 2008 @ 2:50 pm
She makes my penis sing songs of joy!
#9 | Comment by MacDaddy — September 16, 2008 @ 4:01 pm
Leche…must suckle!!
#10 | Comment by Timmyyyy — September 16, 2008 @ 4:44 pm
A lot of mommies with a few million dollars look like
that. And one can´t say anything unless you find a
bikini-pic
#11 | Comment by walker4409 — September 16, 2008 @ 5:53 pm
Daam! Shes looking hotter than before she got pregos. 😮
#12 | Comment by Crackpot — September 16, 2008 @ 5:55 pm
Great success.
#13 | Comment by Mike — September 16, 2008 @ 6:18 pm
27 and a mom? What the hell happened to this site? She’s about 12 years too old and has >0 child too many.
#14 | Comment by Mike — September 16, 2008 @ 6:33 pm
If she had a natural birth, that puts to bed the rumors of having ‘The Herpes’.
Will Justin admit that he’d hit it now. That is the question.
#15 | Comment by smash — September 16, 2008 @ 6:57 pm
#14 – You’re not confusing at all.
#16 | Comment by Mike — September 16, 2008 @ 7:16 pm
What’s not to like about that face on top of a set of ginormous mams?
Nothing, that’s what.
#17 | Comment by mister — September 16, 2008 @ 7:27 pm
If she had even a hint of a personality, she’d be 100x hotter.
Still, those are pretty fucking TITanic.
#18 | Comment by zilch — September 17, 2008 @ 12:01 am
Yes! ubermilf FTW!
#19 | Comment by Darkstar — September 17, 2008 @ 12:10 am
Technically for this site, wouldn’t Jamie Lynn Spears be the ubermilf? She’s a mom and she’s not even legal yet.
#20 | Comment by Topher — September 17, 2008 @ 12:50 am
She really needs to let them out to breathe instead of covering them up. I doubt the rest of her is back in order though.
#21 | Comment by FGD — September 17, 2008 @ 1:18 am
#11 – I doubt we would want to see a bikini pic right about now, but she will be back. For now moderately clothed with plenty of cleavage is probably best for all parties.
#20 – Your theory makes sense. But we will need pics to see if it holds up.
#22 | Comment by Evil Monkey — September 17, 2008 @ 1:54 am
MILF UP !
#23 | Comment by lil-saint8701 — September 17, 2008 @ 4:22 am
I still love Julianna Mauriello…….sighs
#24 | Comment by walker4409 — September 17, 2008 @ 10:45 am
She needs to breastfeed in public.
#25 | Comment by Mike — September 17, 2008 @ 6:59 pm
She was so ravishing beautiful, so perfect in size
and mind and spirit.
Then she changed—
—in a flash she was gone, it happened so soo-o-o-n
#26 | Comment by walker4409 — September 17, 2008 @ 7:31 pm
Please don’t ever post this bitch again. She’s too good to do a nude scene, despite the fact there are see through paparazzi shots of her all over the net, and every time she opens her mouth, she sounds like a conceited cunt. Fuck her. Tell her to take the express train to Jennifer Love Hewitt irrelevancyland, and clear the path for some hot young starlet who knows how to engineer a crotch flash or two.
#27 | Comment by R Kelly's 13 Year Old Friend — September 18, 2008 @ 7:04 am
“See trough paparazzi shots of Jessica Alba
all over the net”??
Show us a single one !!
I don´t believe a single one exists !!!!
#28 | Comment by lickfanaticguy — September 18, 2008 @ 10:34 am
^^^
http://dontlinkthis.net/archives/2941
#29 | Comment by AngelBaby — September 18, 2008 @ 10:47 am
Wow, thanks Angel
#30 | Comment by thehumiliatedlickfanaticguy — September 18, 2008 @ 11:23 am
Yeah, thanks for the mammaries, those pics were classic. Good times, good times.
#31 | Comment by Evil Monkey — September 19, 2008 @ 4:01 am
The worst part about those paparazzi shots is that the bitch is even hotter than I imagine she was. It would have been better for all involved if she had some disgusting inverted nipples or something. Unfortunately, the cunt is flawless. I would kind of like to get her and Avril Lavigne down in my dungeon and hate-bang the attitude right out of them.
#32 | Comment by R Kelly's 13 Year Old Friend — September 19, 2008 @ 8:26 am
According to Wikipedia she´s 27.
But on most of these pics she looks at least
like 37. Check the wrinkles around her mouth
#33 | Comment by walker4409 — September 19, 2008 @ 10:30 am
^^Better than stretch-marks around her mouth.
#34 | Comment by Evil Monkey — September 20, 2008 @ 3:40 am
Right !
#35 | Comment by walker4409 — September 20, 2008 @ 6:41 am
Most mothers don’t look that good 3 months after giving birth because most mothers don’t look that good a Year before giving birth! She’s hotness defined!
#36 | Comment by SigmundFrodo — September 21, 2008 @ 3:39 pm
Most mothers don´t own ten million dollars,
neither before nor after birth
#37 | Comment by walker4409 — September 21, 2008 @ 4:08 pm