Jessica Alba

Jess recently got a little time away from the baby and was snapped by the paparazzi while out and about in LA.

Question: How many new mommies look like this 3 months after giving birth?

Answer: Not too many.

Ubermilf.

37 thoughts on “Jessica Alba

  1. boobais!

    #1 | Comment by padda — September 16, 2008 @ 10:32 am

  2. 2nd!!

    i really just wanna suck’em, is that too much to ask….?

    also, more hayden is less than 1 week 🙂

    #2 | Comment by QWERTY — September 16, 2008 @ 10:43 am

  3. She can breastfeed me any time!

    #3 | Comment by Marty McFly — September 16, 2008 @ 10:52 am

  4. It’s milkin’ time!

    #4 | Comment by Scratch — September 16, 2008 @ 10:58 am

  5. A lot of mommies with personal trainers look like that.

    #5 | Comment by keeman — September 16, 2008 @ 12:54 pm

  6. She just never had the nasty factor for me, she might a little now, but most of the time dirty > pretty.

    Thought of Justin last night as I watched ‘The Life Before My Eyes’ or something, with Eva Amurri. Anyway there is a swimsuit scene and lots of jiggle. You will like it.

    #6 | Comment by Kewtr — September 16, 2008 @ 1:19 pm

  7. Did she actually squeeze the little sprog out her vag or was it a c-section ?

    #7 | Comment by Lock — September 16, 2008 @ 1:35 pm

  8. ^^^
    word on teh intarwebz is that she had a natural birth.

    ow. do not want.

    #8 | Comment by AngelBaby — September 16, 2008 @ 2:50 pm

  9. She makes my penis sing songs of joy!

    #9 | Comment by MacDaddy — September 16, 2008 @ 4:01 pm

  10. Leche…must suckle!!

    #10 | Comment by Timmyyyy — September 16, 2008 @ 4:44 pm

  11. A lot of mommies with a few million dollars look like
    that. And one can´t say anything unless you find a
    bikini-pic

    #11 | Comment by walker4409 — September 16, 2008 @ 5:53 pm

  12. Daam! Shes looking hotter than before she got pregos. 😮

    #12 | Comment by Crackpot — September 16, 2008 @ 5:55 pm

  13. Great success.

    #13 | Comment by Mike — September 16, 2008 @ 6:18 pm

  14. 27 and a mom? What the hell happened to this site? She’s about 12 years too old and has >0 child too many.

    #14 | Comment by Mike — September 16, 2008 @ 6:33 pm

  15. If she had a natural birth, that puts to bed the rumors of having ‘The Herpes’.

    Will Justin admit that he’d hit it now. That is the question.

    #15 | Comment by smash — September 16, 2008 @ 6:57 pm

  16. #14 – You’re not confusing at all.

    #16 | Comment by Mike — September 16, 2008 @ 7:16 pm

  17. What’s not to like about that face on top of a set of ginormous mams?

    Nothing, that’s what.

    #17 | Comment by mister — September 16, 2008 @ 7:27 pm

  18. If she had even a hint of a personality, she’d be 100x hotter.

    Still, those are pretty fucking TITanic.

    #18 | Comment by zilch — September 17, 2008 @ 12:01 am

  19. Yes! ubermilf FTW!

    #19 | Comment by Darkstar — September 17, 2008 @ 12:10 am

  20. Technically for this site, wouldn’t Jamie Lynn Spears be the ubermilf? She’s a mom and she’s not even legal yet.

    #20 | Comment by Topher — September 17, 2008 @ 12:50 am

  21. She really needs to let them out to breathe instead of covering them up. I doubt the rest of her is back in order though.

    #21 | Comment by FGD — September 17, 2008 @ 1:18 am

  22. #11 – I doubt we would want to see a bikini pic right about now, but she will be back. For now moderately clothed with plenty of cleavage is probably best for all parties.

    #20 – Your theory makes sense. But we will need pics to see if it holds up.

    #22 | Comment by Evil Monkey — September 17, 2008 @ 1:54 am

  23. MILF UP !

    #23 | Comment by lil-saint8701 — September 17, 2008 @ 4:22 am

  24. I still love Julianna Mauriello…….sighs

    #24 | Comment by walker4409 — September 17, 2008 @ 10:45 am

  25. She needs to breastfeed in public.

    #25 | Comment by Mike — September 17, 2008 @ 6:59 pm

  26. She was so ravishing beautiful, so perfect in size
    and mind and spirit.
    Then she changed—
    —in a flash she was gone, it happened so soo-o-o-n

    #26 | Comment by walker4409 — September 17, 2008 @ 7:31 pm

  27. Please don’t ever post this bitch again. She’s too good to do a nude scene, despite the fact there are see through paparazzi shots of her all over the net, and every time she opens her mouth, she sounds like a conceited cunt. Fuck her. Tell her to take the express train to Jennifer Love Hewitt irrelevancyland, and clear the path for some hot young starlet who knows how to engineer a crotch flash or two.

    #27 | Comment by R Kelly's 13 Year Old Friend — September 18, 2008 @ 7:04 am

  28. “See trough paparazzi shots of Jessica Alba
    all over the net”??
    Show us a single one !!
    I don´t believe a single one exists !!!!

    #28 | Comment by lickfanaticguy — September 18, 2008 @ 10:34 am

  29. ^^^
    http://dontlinkthis.net/archives/2941

    #29 | Comment by AngelBaby — September 18, 2008 @ 10:47 am

  30. Wow, thanks Angel

    #30 | Comment by thehumiliatedlickfanaticguy — September 18, 2008 @ 11:23 am

  31. Yeah, thanks for the mammaries, those pics were classic. Good times, good times.

    #31 | Comment by Evil Monkey — September 19, 2008 @ 4:01 am

  32. The worst part about those paparazzi shots is that the bitch is even hotter than I imagine she was. It would have been better for all involved if she had some disgusting inverted nipples or something. Unfortunately, the cunt is flawless. I would kind of like to get her and Avril Lavigne down in my dungeon and hate-bang the attitude right out of them.

    #32 | Comment by R Kelly's 13 Year Old Friend — September 19, 2008 @ 8:26 am

  33. According to Wikipedia she´s 27.
    But on most of these pics she looks at least
    like 37. Check the wrinkles around her mouth

    #33 | Comment by walker4409 — September 19, 2008 @ 10:30 am

  34. ^^Better than stretch-marks around her mouth.

    #34 | Comment by Evil Monkey — September 20, 2008 @ 3:40 am

  35. Right !

    #35 | Comment by walker4409 — September 20, 2008 @ 6:41 am

  36. Most mothers don’t look that good 3 months after giving birth because most mothers don’t look that good a Year before giving birth! She’s hotness defined!

    #36 | Comment by SigmundFrodo — September 21, 2008 @ 3:39 pm

  37. Most mothers don´t own ten million dollars,
    neither before nor after birth

    #37 | Comment by walker4409 — September 21, 2008 @ 4:08 pm

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