Classic Scene – Alyssa Milano

A straight-to-video B-movie horror flick attained legendary status back in 1995, when Samantha Micelli appeared in various stages of undress throughout, a mere three years removed from Who’s The Boss.

Alyssa’s boobs would be on display once more that year in an episode of “The Outer Limits” and again in 1996 in Poison Ivy II. But it all started with one of the most unforgettable vampire films of all time.

ps. If you visit celebritymoviearchive.com hoping to find a collection of all of Miss Milano’s nude/topless scenes, you’ll find her name strangely absent from the gigant list of ladies. That’s because Alyssa and her mother wage a pointless war in a vain attempt to remove all such images of her from the internets.

54 thoughts on “Classic Scene – Alyssa Milano

  1. First! I kinda like Alyssa Milano

    #1 | Comment by Dave — June 8, 2009 @ 11:14 pm

  2. she was hot back then, this was right after who’s the boss ended for those of you old enough to remember. and back before every chick had made out with other chicks, so it was extra hot.

    though you really gotta check out her “teen steam” videos, that’s when she was the cutest:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vj2mYTg-eeM&fmt=18
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ltNqMzli8d4&fmt=18
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O61YSQYGwlU&fmt=18

    #2 | Comment by dude — June 8, 2009 @ 11:30 pm

  3. I guess neither she nor her mom is a member.

    #3 | Comment by Nobody — June 8, 2009 @ 11:45 pm

  4. ^^^
    interesting. her name doesn’t show up in the free tour that lets you browse the site.

    obviously i am also not a member. though i understand that Justin has so many credits that he could download pretty much every clip they’ve got.

    #4 | Comment by AngelBaby — June 8, 2009 @ 11:55 pm

  5. ^^^

    Fail at fact checking.

    #5 | Comment by dex — June 9, 2009 @ 12:12 am

  6. If I recall, I remember that it was Alyssa’s younger brother that stumbled upon pictures of her nude and it pretty much spawned it.

    #6 | Comment by Incognito — June 9, 2009 @ 12:18 am

  7. Ew. DO NOT WANT. She has man arms!

    #7 | Comment by The Juice — June 9, 2009 @ 1:28 am

  8. Sooo.. wanted to drop these straight to angelbaby/justin but didn’t see an email link. Not sure if its real but it sure looks it.

    http://www.taxidrivermovie.com/gallery/Britney%20Spears%20Topless/191

    #8 | Comment by submission — June 9, 2009 @ 1:37 am

  9. Holy shit, does that take me back. I used to fap it raw to this scene when I was in junior high.

    #9 | Comment by Quix — June 9, 2009 @ 1:53 am

  10. #8 – yes, they’re real, and the heads-up is appreciated, but i passed on posting these on sunday because they just didn’t cry out for a post.

    besides plenty of other places were throwing them up by monday morning.

    #10 | Comment by AngelBaby — June 9, 2009 @ 2:33 am

  11. Thanks I needed this. Yep it made my evening.

    #11 | Comment by Kewtr — June 9, 2009 @ 2:37 am

  12. This is Fap Footage 101. Anyone who hasn’t already stroked it raw and bleeding to this several times over is gayer than Clay Aiken dressed as Judy Garland getting gang banged by the Village People backstage at a Cher concert.

    #12 | Comment by Blumpkin — June 9, 2009 @ 2:58 am

  13. I love her.

    #13 | Comment by een — June 9, 2009 @ 3:43 am

  14. Don’t forget these:
    http://www.albertastars.com/posts.php?forum=15&topic=1747

    #14 | Comment by not me — June 9, 2009 @ 6:46 am

  15. Even to this day, this chick is HOT with a capital HOT. Every episode of Charmed I would bust out of my pants when she would bend over in her tank tops, or flimsy tops.

    #7 your ass has “man arms” go stroke it somewhere else then.

    #15 | Comment by Pirho — June 9, 2009 @ 6:57 am

  16. Sunflowercelebs has just about every picture (nude or otherwise) that exists of her.

    http://www.sunflowercelebs.com/display.php?iid=63232

    http://www.sunflowercelebs.com/celeb.php?cid=3&p=10

    #16 | Comment by GillMan — June 9, 2009 @ 8:32 am

  17. top 10 greatest tits

    #17 | Comment by roscoe — June 9, 2009 @ 9:30 am

  18. 0o0o, pretty hot! I don’t think I’ve seen this movie!

    Also appears to be a slight pussy shot at the very end when she gets off the bed. Perhaps someone more adapt at taking frame by frame photos can confirm or deny this.

    #18 | Comment by MacDaddy — June 9, 2009 @ 9:47 am

  19. “I love hairy girls. I wonder if she shaves her pits?”

    #19 | Comment by "Ryu" — June 9, 2009 @ 10:00 am

  20. anyone know where you can download this clip? classic.

    #20 | Comment by WLW — June 9, 2009 @ 10:09 am

  21. #20 – http://www.celebsworldwide.com/A-04.html#AlyssaMilano

    #21 | Comment by Incognito — June 9, 2009 @ 10:47 am

  22. god, back in high school I recorded the sapphilicious scenes from this movie on VHS and fapped it bone-dry. Those innocently guarded tits are the shit.

    And Teen Steam….gotta let it out.

    #22 | Comment by zilch — June 9, 2009 @ 11:06 am

  23. Just watching that gave me a semi. Great to see an actress just put her stuff out like that. Her nipples are fucking gorgeous.

    Milano all round is a buttaface though.

    #23 | Comment by cobalt — June 9, 2009 @ 11:50 am

  24. Hot, especially since her arms don’t look so hairy here.

    #8/10 – Those are real? It just looks like that crappy “Gimme More” video she put out a couple of years back.

    #24 | Comment by evil monkey — June 9, 2009 @ 12:14 pm

  25. ^^okay just checked the intrawebs and that is her from the behind the scenes of the “Gimme More” video with temporary tattoos on her nipples. Odd.

    #25 | Comment by evil monkey — June 9, 2009 @ 12:15 pm

  26. Good Lord! I almost pulled my shit out by the roots fapping to that back in the day.

    #26 | Comment by Mister — June 9, 2009 @ 1:02 pm

  27. My TiVo recorded Embrace of the Vampire a couple of weeks ago. Nice.

    #27 | Comment by idl3mind — June 9, 2009 @ 1:21 pm

  28. Please pass the maple syrup!

    #28 | Comment by Buddy the Elf — June 9, 2009 @ 1:27 pm

  29. I remember feeling really creepy about 1/2 way through Who’s The Boss’ run on tv when I started to think ya know, that Samantha is going to be smoking hot. Then this movie came out and proved I was fully justified.

    Some day I’m going to sit down and do the math as to who I’ve been fapping to longer, Alyssa or JLH ? Close call.

    #29 | Comment by Rod Stiffington — June 9, 2009 @ 2:26 pm

  30. you can’t lose with the Milano.

    #30 | Comment by demonoldperson — June 9, 2009 @ 4:04 pm

  31. Really hot…!

    I´m waiting for the “Embrace of the Vampire” clip…!

    #31 | Comment by Bob — June 9, 2009 @ 8:37 pm

  32. The chick taking the pictures is what the video is about.. hottt

    #32 | Comment by Hus — June 9, 2009 @ 9:48 pm

  33. ^^^

    That’s Charlotte Lewis.

    Also naked in a few things.

    #33 | Comment by DisconcertedGeorge — June 10, 2009 @ 12:25 am

  34. ladies & gentlemen,
    I just creamed my shorts

    #34 | Comment by Sir Fap-A-Lot — June 10, 2009 @ 12:28 am

  35. Never been a fan of old hairy arms, myself. If you had some nudes of that photographer, on the other hand, well, then you’d be talking!

    #35 | Comment by EmJee — June 10, 2009 @ 2:24 am

  36. #35 – Here you go.

    #36 | Comment by Nobody — June 10, 2009 @ 3:01 am

  37. For those of you who don’t remember she also starred in “The Golden Child” with Eddie Murphy, she was pretty hot back then.

    #37 | Comment by Pirho — June 10, 2009 @ 7:46 am

  38. ^^^

    I was going to mention the same thing but didn’t want to admit I’d watched The Golden Child. BAAAAAD movie.

    #38 | Comment by cobalt — June 10, 2009 @ 1:20 pm

  39. sweet is Alyssa ,but here is the winner of the

    ” Looks like a fucking disgusting ugly dyke gremlin award”

    http://www.shareapic.net/View-17486802-Annalynn-Mccord—Chrysalis-Butterfly-Ball-2009-MQs.html

    #39 | Comment by al — June 10, 2009 @ 6:36 pm

  40. #36: I love you and everything you stand for! 😀

    #40 | Comment by EmJee — June 11, 2009 @ 3:29 am

  41. i fapped to charlotte lewis in the golden child

    wet t-shirt fight scene ftw!

    #41 | Comment by Justin — June 11, 2009 @ 8:43 am

  42. pls i no ths has nothing to do with anything but… well… yeah…. go to…
    http://dontlinkthis.net/archives/2219

    #42 | Comment by i like bananas too... (aaron) — June 11, 2009 @ 2:17 pm

  43. my 4th post XD… i dont know why i am doing this … and who is Alyssa… i think she is some actor that was on charmed but they stopped showing that ages ago….but i am hoping………… i should go to bed now nvm.. i feel like im drunk but i didnt hv any alcohol… well have fun………….wwwwwwwwwweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee……….wwwwooooooooooooooooooooooooo……………wwwwwwwwwwwwweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee…………………………..wwwwwwwwwwwwwooooooooooooooooooooo…yay GOODNIGHT (^.^)

    #43 | Comment by fak its 2:22 am (aaron) — June 11, 2009 @ 2:22 pm

  44. hey # 41 we have something in common… I fapped to Dakota Blue Richards in THe Golden Compass

    #44 | Comment by al — June 11, 2009 @ 3:40 pm

  45. ^^^

    Her parents brought it upon her.

    Let’s be honest, a name like ‘Dakota Blue’ belongs in the porn industry. The ‘Richards’ part is like an ironic nod to respectability.

    #45 | Comment by cobalt — June 11, 2009 @ 8:06 pm

  46. ^^ 36…

    A million internets to you!! You are my new hero until my fapping to those pictures stops.

    I’d forgotten – she was also the cover and layout in July 93 Playboy

    http://www.pornimghost.com/viewer.php?file=x42xq9lhs6brc2j6sl8.jpg

    #46 | Comment by JoeyinHollister — June 11, 2009 @ 9:31 pm

  47. i never knew charlotte did playboy 😮

    #47 | Comment by Justin — June 12, 2009 @ 2:26 am

  48. ^^^

    sadly not available at the Playboy archive

    http://playboy.covertocover.com

    #48 | Comment by DisconcertedGeorge — June 12, 2009 @ 8:41 pm

  49. ^^^
    but available at the Playboy Cyber Club.

    i should know, i got the pics for Justin from there last night. ^_^

    #49 | Comment by AngelBaby — June 12, 2009 @ 9:25 pm

  50. ^^^

    If the Cyber Club isn’t free, you’re paying too much.

    #50 | Comment by DisconcertedGeorge — June 12, 2009 @ 11:58 pm

  51. ^^^
    well, it’s free for me. ; )

    #51 | Comment by AngelBaby — June 13, 2009 @ 12:09 am

  52. ^^^

    That’s good. I would hope you’re not spending money to support the fapping habits of everyone else here.

    Especially Justin. He can afford his own nudity.

    #52 | Comment by DisconcertedGeorge — June 14, 2009 @ 12:49 am

  53. My unit and I just threw ourselves an anniversary party for 14 years of fapping to that footage. “And many more!”

    #53 | Comment by cor0052 — June 15, 2009 @ 7:05 pm

  54. Does anyone remember that there was a photoshoot that she did for her boyfriend in highschool/uni of her totally nude? He was in photography so did some pre-digital stuff that ended up getting scanned and posted around. I’m pretty sure I’ve got that photo lying around but it was before p2p and back in the mIRC Fileserv days…

    Hello theres a black helicopter hovering out side my house and a knock on the door – brb…

    #54 | Comment by psyper — June 16, 2009 @ 3:06 am

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