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I was watching the Grammy’s last week and boy, was it ever a snoozefest. Actually, i lie. I didn’t really watch it but i did have it on TV though. Anyhow, i’m assuming that it was a snoozefest since it was being all controlled and subdued and on a 5 minute delay and crap. I think i was doing homework the whole time it was on. And you know that it’s gotta be boring if i’d rather do HOMEWORK than watch TV.

Anyhow, what i did watch was Christina Aguilera’s acceptance speech. I probably wouldn’t have cared for it if it weren’t for the plunging neckline on the dress that she was wearing. Actually i probably wouldn’t have cared at all because i find Christina to be totally unappealing to me. But two things caught my eye.

No, not JUST her boobs. It’s that, AND the fact that CBS totally obscured her cleavage with some HUGE onscreen graphic and then slowly zoomed onto her face so you couldn’t look at her breasticles. I thought that was pretty funny.

I don’t know about you guys but is it just me or are her boobs like… spaced really far apart? Keep in mind that she isn’t wearing a bra here. So that’s probably pretty much how far apart her boobs are braless. Au naturel.

Sort of like Britney’s. See what i mean? They just look… WEIRD.

Maybe it’s the just the lighting but compare their boobs to Scarlett’s.

Or Jessica’s.

Or hell, even Lindsay Lohan’s.

Maybe it’s just me, but i think i prefer boobs that aren’t as ‘far apart’.

Actually i don’t even know if i could say that they’re ‘far apart’. But i know that i do like it when i can see these lines.

Sure, Britney and Christina could probably produce those lines by wearing a bra or whatever but these other girls can do it naturally. And that’s hot.

Of course, it could just all be in the lighting. Or maybe not all boobs can produce these ‘lines’. Point is, i think the lines are sexy. Gives boobs more shape. In a visual sense.

But hey even if i am talking out of my ass right now, at least it’s giving me a reason to post up pictures of cleavage! And speaking of cleavage, aren’t Scarlett’s boobs just as impressive as her ass? DAMN that girl is so fine.

66 thoughts on “Boobs!”

  1. I want to poke Scarlett’s butt with my penis.

    #1 | Comment by pangwinking — February 13, 2004 @ 9:27 pm

  2. nice distraction…i like it

    #2 | Comment by ryan — February 13, 2004 @ 9:28 pm

  3. yeah, lines are hot.

    #3 | Comment by cheesesteak — February 13, 2004 @ 9:31 pm

  4. When does Lindsay turn 18 again? I’m allergic to flashbangs so I’m watching my comments…I think I’d just die if Scarlett ever looked at me like in that picture, life would just be all down hill after that.

    #4 | Comment by bligityblah — February 13, 2004 @ 10:08 pm

  5. it’s because christina’s forte is her ass..here tits look like a crappy job.

    #5 | Comment by Random Hero — February 13, 2004 @ 10:20 pm

  6. stumbled acroos this site…hilarious shit here

    just a thought on the lines, maybe people with real breast have lines, people with implants lose the lines.

    #6 | Comment by Stizzle — February 13, 2004 @ 11:01 pm

  7. One reason Aguilera’s breasts are that far apart is so the dress can actually cover them. Same for Britney in that pic. Scarlett’s boobs in that pic kinda look droopy (sorry I don’t find her that attractive) and in Simpson’s and Lohan’s pic their boobs are obviously being pushed up unlike in the other pictures.

    #7 | Comment by SuperNick — February 13, 2004 @ 11:24 pm

  8. boobs that are far apart is also a sign of unnatural augmentation.

    i hate britney and christina, but absolutely love scarlett and jessica is my #1, they both have nice voluptuous, NATURAL, chests.

    mm mm good.

    #8 | Comment by zombielunch — February 13, 2004 @ 11:49 pm

  9. no way christina is definitely gonna go first. because of the fact that she doesn’t have the looks britney does she need the shock factor to keep her name out there. and going naked will definitely help to promote herself.

    #9 | Comment by Stizzle — February 14, 2004 @ 1:08 am

  10. i just watched the paris hilton sex tape (yup. only just. and i’ve had them for half a day now).

    her boobs suck. they barely even bounce! even when she’s riding cowgirl! they’re like rock solid. and you can’t really cup your hands under them. maybe over them but not under them. hardly any droopage. but maybe that’s because they’re small. oh well. i have nothing against small boobies. i love avril’s! but i like a little droop. like scarlett’s and jessica’s. those are what breasts should look like. not too paris, not too droopy. perfect! like scarlett’s.

    i am of course, just talking about breasts. nipples are another story altogether…

    #10 | Comment by Justin — February 14, 2004 @ 1:27 am

  11. Someone said boobs being so far was a sign of augmentation.

    Not always the case. I have a friend whose boobs are that far apart. But obviously you’re right in the case of Brittany and Christina. Remember like 4 hours ago when Christina was flat chested?

    #11 | Comment by Lee — February 14, 2004 @ 2:51 am

  12. i am thinking the dress is holding them apart so that she isnt flashing everyone!

    #12 | Comment by merr — February 14, 2004 @ 2:59 am

  13. hmmm, not quite sure I understand the issue completely… pretty sure I’m gonna need *more examples* before I can really get a grasp on it.

    Seems to me some *topless* examples would help settle the "the dress made it happen" concerns. And maybe some more examples from the same chick, e.g., Scarlett (please).

    Yeah… I’m holding any and all conclusions until I see more tit.

    #13 | Comment by dr.einstein — February 14, 2004 @ 5:07 am

  14. crankstina skankuilera finds a new loew everytime she appears in public. never before have i wanted to rail some chick so badly, then only a year later want to rail her only if it’s with 30 other dudes and making a bukkake video.

    #14 | Comment by scentless — February 14, 2004 @ 5:22 am

  15. Worst case of far-apart boobs: Mariah Carey

    In other news, Justin please find clips of Triumph the Insult Dog thrashing Quebec culture on Thursday night. I’m downloading the episode from suprnova but it would be better to have just the one clip of the Triumph part.

    It’s a super big deal up here in Canada (they actually talked about it in the House of Commons, which is pretty pathetic really… don’t we have a war to fight or something?). So there would be lots of traffic and you could whore yourself appropriately.

    #15 | Comment by jackass — February 14, 2004 @ 6:25 am

  16. i wouldn’t mind putting my cock between scarlett johansson’s tits and then stuffing her anus!

    #16 | Comment by dunky — February 14, 2004 @ 11:30 am

  17. so who’ll go naked first britney or christina?! 😛

    #17 | Comment by Wilder — February 14, 2004 @ 12:45 pm

  18. britney, by a long shot

    #18 | Comment by vhw — February 14, 2004 @ 12:53 pm

  19. at this point, I’d say britney. Christina seems to be shifting to the dog side of the scale. She used to look good before she fucked herself up.

    #19 | Comment by Random Hero — February 14, 2004 @ 12:58 pm

  20. Michael Jackson.

    #20 | Comment by Bubba — February 14, 2004 @ 1:13 pm

  21. You wanna stuff Michael Jackson’s anus Bubba?

    #21 | Comment by AnotherOne — February 14, 2004 @ 1:34 pm

  22. Christina has fake tittays. I’ve said it before somewhere…she got fat a while ago, then before she lost the weight, got implants. Possibly so people wouldn’t notice or would attribute it to the enormous amount of weight she had once put on. Anyway, my theory was proven when I saw her latest video where she’s just singing to the camera in some dress and I happened to notice that her shit don’t bounce when she runs. They may have been only a few weeks old at that point, still settlin’ down. I dunno about her anyways, I’m a little torn, but she should get nekkid so I can make a fair assessment of the job. w0rd!

    #22 | Comment by Dead Sanity — February 14, 2004 @ 1:41 pm

  23. I gotta go home and work on my "woo".

    #23 | Comment by JustSumDude — February 14, 2004 @ 1:53 pm

  24. Boobs, revisited… It would take years to comment on all these cases of synmastia and various cock-eyes breast conditions and their transformation to eye-popping titties. So, I’ll just let you judge for youselves:

    http://www.ideallook.com/bs_rev/rev_gal.html

    http://www.drteitelbaum.com/before_after_revision.html

    http://www.drrapaport.com/breastphotos1.html

    #24 | Comment by dr.einstein — February 14, 2004 @ 2:02 pm

  25. happy valentines day, justin. and fubarbs.

    #25 | Comment by suzi — February 14, 2004 @ 2:09 pm

  26. Boob wank anyone?

    #26 | Comment by dammit — February 14, 2004 @ 2:39 pm

  27. Hey Einstein — thanks for hosting surgical Grand Rounds this week. I think Dr. Rapaport has produced the most charming chests of the three, but it’s a little unfair because many of his pics were 1st-timers vs. fixing up botched ops. Anyway going back a few posts I think Christina Aguilera is just groovy and would not kick that trick out of bed. Oh and I had to go cut myself repeatedly when I found out that that Mandy Moore was in town to watch her stupid boyfriend play tennis.

    #27 | Comment by quantum — February 14, 2004 @ 3:00 pm

  28. Happy Valentine’s Day, Suz!

    #28 | Comment by Bubba — February 14, 2004 @ 3:22 pm

  29. the chrisina far apart thing has nothing to do with her dress,all they do is put sticky tape on her nipples so the dress wont move.and the "lines" or cleavage as youu can call it is much better,usually a real set of titties have lines.jessica has the best rack of the bunch in my opinion.

    #29 | Comment by azluigi — February 14, 2004 @ 6:25 pm

  30. is it bad that im drunk again?

    #30 | Comment by azluigi — February 14, 2004 @ 7:26 pm

  31. christina aguilera looked totally gross at the grammys… britney, scarlett, etc are all still really hot 🙂

    #31 | Comment by gt69msr — February 15, 2004 @ 1:20 am

  32. Hey guys, I didn’t really know who to give this to, so I’m just gonna post it in the newest post’s comments.

    http://www.602.org/infinity/infinity/cFour/

    But more specifically

    http://www.602.org/infinity/infinity/cFour/teenkelly.com/

    As Jay would say BONG! (BUNG)

    #32 | Comment by DarckkorioN — February 15, 2004 @ 2:42 am

  33. unf unf.

    #33 | Comment by Fidz — February 15, 2004 @ 4:09 am

  34. scarlett johnson is one SEXY bitch! yummy yummm….

    #34 | Comment by Ripcord — February 15, 2004 @ 6:43 am

  35. http://www.blazinbeauties.com/drew_barrymore.htm

    in honour of drew barrymore hosting SNL heres some oldies but goodies

    #35 | Comment by boreddude — February 15, 2004 @ 12:05 pm

  36. What happened to Christina anyways? She was really hot until she decided to go "latino" and getto. Then she looked kinda hot but skanky (you know, the kinda girl youd wanna fuck but not have as a girlfriend). But now? Seriously, what the fuck? Whatd she do to her hair? And why does she look like she’s on her way to being a fat ass? I think I liked her better when she was a Britney clone, who, might I add, is still hot. Either way Christina is gonna be the first to do nudes unless some weird Britney Spears/Justin Timberlake sex tape comes out (yeah its not likely, but would you have believed me a year ago if I told you that Paris was gonna have a sex tape out??)

    #36 | Comment by KB — February 15, 2004 @ 2:20 pm

  37. What the hell is wrong with christinas hair?somebody in her enterouge shoulda told her it looks like a vultures nest.I go back and forth with christina,then i see her "dirty" video,yeah i would hit that shit.

    #37 | Comment by azluigi — February 15, 2004 @ 5:20 pm

  38. any one else going to get drunk later?

    #38 | Comment by az luigi — February 15, 2004 @ 5:20 pm

  39. I’m getting drunk right now Luigi… a little Jim Beam with a Coke a cola chaser. Yum.

    #39 | Comment by Dex — February 15, 2004 @ 7:42 pm

  40. All I gotta say, or ask rather, is why are you homo’s worrying about christina and brittney when DarckkorioN posted some hot ass lesbian action up there. Those bitches are sooo hotter than the pop queens

    #40 | Comment by Lee — February 15, 2004 @ 8:26 pm

  41. can’t hear those hot ass lesbians sing

    #41 | Comment by aural fixation — February 15, 2004 @ 8:56 pm

  42. Thanks Lee. Here’s some Tiffany Teen for you guys who care.

    http://www.tiffanyteen.kgb.pl/

    #42 | Comment by DarckkorioN — February 15, 2004 @ 9:58 pm

  43. Hot Damn! Look at DarckkorioN kicking goals for the team. And as good as the teenkelly.com directory is, please don’t neglect to check out the hot lesbo action in the jordan-capri folder.

    #43 | Comment by Brass — February 15, 2004 @ 10:01 pm

  44. Just meows like a cat that is dying sometimes….it’s disturbing 🙁

    #44 | Comment by DeviantDope — February 15, 2004 @ 10:02 pm

  45. I’m either going to hell or jail after looking at those jordan-capri pics. Damn.

    #45 | Comment by Dave — February 15, 2004 @ 10:08 pm

  46. How come the links Darck is posting (the Jordan Capri ones) are 404ing? I just got to download one Kelly vid. Dammit.

    #46 | Comment by SuperNick — February 15, 2004 @ 10:46 pm

  47. Woah… looks like DarckkorioN is getting in a little trouble…

    #47 | Comment by Mr. Skip — February 15, 2004 @ 10:46 pm

  48. Here is an open folder for Aria Giovanni because Darck’s links are four-oh-fouring.

    http://www.ht7088.hpg.ig.com.br/Aria/

    #48 | Comment by SuperNick — February 15, 2004 @ 10:56 pm

  49. haha, they’re 404ing because whoever’s site that was in got in trouble. LOL! It wasn’t mine. And I got it all :p But thanks for the Aria nick.

    #49 | Comment by DarckkorioN — February 15, 2004 @ 11:26 pm

  50. (sorry for the doublepost) Oh, Nick, and if you want the videos, if you Have AIM or MSN I’ll be happy to send them to you (or really anyone else so long as I’m not busy) but keep in mind it’ll take a while since I only upload at 15k max most of the time. Darckkorion for AIM and darckkorion@hotmail.com for yahoo.

    #50 | Comment by DarckkorioN — February 15, 2004 @ 11:35 pm

  51. er, fuck, not yahoo, MSN. Damnit. DarckkorioN@hotmail.com is MSN. DarckkorioN is yahoo, but I’m never on that since I can’t get yahoo to work with Trillian.

    #51 | Comment by DarckkorioN — February 15, 2004 @ 11:37 pm

  52. You don’t have AIM? I guess I’ll log onto MSN.

    #52 | Comment by SuperNick — February 15, 2004 @ 11:51 pm

  53. Where is the Beyounce pic at???

    #53 | Comment by Howsurazz — February 16, 2004 @ 12:18 pm

  54. you mean this one

    http://www.celeb-nudity.com/gallery/Beyonce_nba1.jpg

    #54 | Comment by AnotherOne — February 16, 2004 @ 6:04 pm

  55. Man Christina just looks so dumb she is like a fag

    #55 | Comment by papooper — March 24, 2004 @ 12:37 pm

  56. i dont care why their boobies look so weird, i agree with you regardless. lines=good. and that pic of lyndsay is ridiculous… what i would pay to see her and the olsen twins wrestle in a kiddie pool full of baby oil….

    #56 | Comment by BizzLe — April 22, 2004 @ 4:13 am

  57. Christina and Britney do not have "these" lines because their boobs are not real…or were you being sarcastic with your "lines" comment. Either way…just an FYI.

    #57 | Comment by Poop — May 4, 2004 @ 6:40 am

  58. man what i wouldnt give to fuck Lohan

    #58 | Comment by Slayer — May 4, 2004 @ 9:46 am

  59. ah yeah. how big do you think those knockers are anyways? (lohan’s)

    #59 | Comment by k — May 5, 2004 @ 5:47 pm

  60. i dunno….isnt it if there are lines that they are kinda saggy?? and who likes saggy tits…lol. but yeah, i think that if they dont have the lines then they arent saggy which makes them good in my pants…i mean book 😉

    #60 | Comment by Ryan — May 9, 2004 @ 10:58 pm

  61. What the freak?! Are you idiots on crack? Britney Spears is so freak’in hot!!! And Christina Aguilera is hot too! Not as hot as Britney Spears, Hilary Duff, or Lidsay Lohan, but wouldn’t you want to hit that pussy? Well, wouldn’t you? Of course you would. DONE!!!

    #61 | Comment by Jack Mills — May 11, 2004 @ 5:32 pm

  62. listen all u little prude fucks i am very very horny. do u kniow what that means.. It means i want to see some real tities.

    #62 | Comment by horny guy — June 1, 2004 @ 9:25 am

  63. Are you retarded? The “lines” that appear are because they are saggy. women with perky boobs either natural or fake don’t get the”lines” unless they are pushing their boobs up or in. have any of you actually seen a real pair of boobs?

    #63 | Comment by sue — September 16, 2005 @ 6:27 am

  64. THAT GIRL IS LIKE HELL ITSELF EN A MOVING DEVIL. AVOID HER OR DIE!

    #64 | Comment by KAWALYA RONALD — October 21, 2005 @ 3:45 am

  65. hey, tits are tits, they are great. scarlett is the sexiest though. christina has bad implants, but at least she has nipple rings and never wears a bra, which would help me get past the implants.

    #65 | Comment by john smith — May 25, 2006 @ 2:34 am

  66. […] She has weirdly-far-apart boobies though. I don’t think i like that. […]

    #66 | Pingback by Paula Garcés at dont link this — August 6, 2006 @ 1:17 am

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