HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY DAKOTA FANNING

So how scary is Dakota Fanning. She’s like 10 (well.. 11 now. at least since February 23rd) and yet she’s so well spoken and mature and stuff in interviews. I think she’s an alien. It’s obvious. She definitely has a penchant for alien movies. She’s been in Taken. And she’s gonna be in War Of The Worlds. Plus Steven Spielberg obviously loves her. He put her in Taken AND War Of The Worlds. Plus he also made Close Encounters Of The Third Kind. AND he put an alien at the end of A.I. So you know what that means. He’s probably an alien too.

Dakota Fanning = Alien Lifeform

But i like Dakota Fanning. Mostly because i think she’s a good actor. Man On Fire was one of my top movies of 2004. She was pretty good in Taken too. I was glued to that series. Despite the cop out ending. Typical Spielberg. I recently saw Hide And Seek. Boy, what a shitty movie. Shitty ending i should say. The premise was good 70% of the way but then came that stinker of an ending that was 15 minutes too long. Good thing i didn’t pay a single cent to watch that pile-o-crap (hooray bittorrent!). The only good thing about that movie was Dakota Fanning really.

When i saw the trailer for that movie for the first time, i was like “pssh. who the hell is that Dakota Fanning wannabe”. It wasn’t until a coupla weeks later did i realize that it actually WAS Dakota Fanning. Didn’t recognize her with the black hair.

Go pick up the Man On Fire DVD and listen to the commentary track on that. Actually DON’T pick up the Man On Fire DVD YET because they’re double dipping it but DO listen to the commentary track when/if you get it. If not for the fact that they let a 9 year old watch an R rated movie (which is pretty amusing in itself when you think about it really hard) then at least for listening to this girl speak.

I’d put her up there with Jojo in terms of “I CAN’T BELIEVE SHE’S ONLY __ YEARS OLD AND YET SHE TALKS LIKE AN ADULT!”

The only thing that differentiates her from Jojo is that i’d fuck the shit out of Jojo. You know she’s loose. She probably already hit that shit with Lil Bow Wow. HOLLA!

sm4shy: how do you spell intice?
sm4shy: entice?
psykotik2k: entice
psykotik2k: you lose at english
psykotik2k: i bet dakota fanning can spell entice

11 year old Dakota Fanning > 31 year old sm4shy

27 thoughts on “HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY DAKOTA FANNING

  1. dakotowned!

    Fuck.

    #1 | Comment by radish01001 — February 27, 2005 @ 5:48 am

  2. Dakota Fanning > Suzi

    #2 | Comment by Smash — February 27, 2005 @ 5:49 am

  3. Dakota Fanning = too old

    #3 | Comment by Dex — February 27, 2005 @ 5:51 am

  4. She laughs too much in interviews. I hate her.

    #4 | Comment by Bubba — February 27, 2005 @ 7:54 am

  5. I demand bold.

    #5 | Comment by Bubba — February 27, 2005 @ 7:55 am

  6. she was fuckin’ freaky in hide and seek.

    the movie was shit tho

    #6 | Comment by zecchino — February 27, 2005 @ 11:02 am

  7. Child actors freak me out. They’re like robots. I could barely find my ass with both hands when I was 11, and therefore all children must follow suit.

    #7 | Comment by nerima — February 27, 2005 @ 11:12 am

  8. Welcome back dude. Glad to see you realized the site (i.e. you) was more important than the community (which was mostly a piece of e-peen bullshit)

    #8 | Comment by Chris — February 27, 2005 @ 3:48 pm

  9. your mom is an alien.

    #9 | Comment by suzi — February 27, 2005 @ 5:02 pm

  10. Justin is an alien!

    #10 | Comment by Bligityblah — February 27, 2005 @ 6:55 pm

  11. suzi is an alien

    #11 | Comment by Justin — February 27, 2005 @ 6:58 pm

  12. Dakota Fanning, an Alien? It makes sense. If you haven’t seen Man on Fire, you definately should. Man on Fire > all other Dakota Fanning movies.

    #12 | Comment by eyeslastglance — February 27, 2005 @ 8:20 pm

  13. That girl is creepy … almost as creepy as Justin.

    It’s true.

    #13 | Comment by JustSumDude — February 28, 2005 @ 2:27 am

  14. Woah, she is freaky and a half. When she came out the doctor slaped her mother.

    #14 | Comment by RegisteredPedophile — February 28, 2005 @ 2:32 am

  15. she kinda reminds of a young natalie portman, not in looks but in acting potential or something

    #15 | Comment by vhw — March 1, 2005 @ 12:55 am

  16. the baby teeth make me __________

    #16 | Comment by ryan — March 3, 2005 @ 11:59 pm

  17. I’d hit it.

    #17 | Comment by nope — July 17, 2005 @ 5:48 pm

  18. Yeah i really would fuck Dakota she´s really hot not big tits but surely a great pussy

    #18 | Comment by Hell Yeah — January 3, 2006 @ 12:00 am

  19. You guys (girls included) are sick why would you talk like that to some and if u don’t like dakota why do you even bother typing mean things about her. What if someone was talking about u like that would u appreciate it???

    #19 | Comment by jonniboi2005 — February 12, 2006 @ 9:54 am

  20. but it is true dakota fanning is really hot

    #20 | Comment by jonniboi2005 — February 14, 2006 @ 5:34 am

  21. Yeah Dakota is Really Hot she could suck my cock anyday not that big tits but surely a great great pussy

    #21 | Comment by ?????? — February 18, 2006 @ 4:48 am

  22. im 13 love dotka hide and seek and man on fire i love cant wait to see hounddog yes undies seen rape i an going to rent it mastrabate she has fine little tits i dont like big tick cock in pussy i fantise about her me her babby siter for 2 weeks mom pays $500.00 to me i eat her fine food ask in a voice dotka want to take cloths off get in b ath i toch private parts rub babby oil on them take her in room watch porn and have sex

    #22 | Comment by adam — January 27, 2007 @ 11:22 am

  23. I would fuck her tight pussy for hours on end. She’d probably bleed on me, but it would be worth it. I bet her pussy is tighter than anything and you know she wants to be a grown up as soon as possible so what better way to do it than by letting me tear that shit open.

    #23 | Comment by horny — May 14, 2008 @ 1:29 am

  24. eeewww! can’t believe ya’ll wants to fuck her
    she is soooo ugly! u gotta see her new pics so you guys would believe me, her eyes seems like they’re not in the right position, it’s like when she’s looking straight the other eye is looking at the other way……why don’t you just rape her and make her pregnant…voila!

    #24 | Comment by jennifer — May 14, 2008 @ 8:22 am

  25. “why don’t you just rape her and make her pregnant…”

    damn, that’s a great idea!

    #25 | Comment by cherry_poppin'_pedo — May 15, 2008 @ 2:29 am

  26. Dakota is one very lovely girl!

    #26 | Comment by blond lover — May 29, 2009 @ 12:56 am

  27. Who the hell is Suzi?

    #27 | Comment by Jeff — May 29, 2009 @ 1:51 am

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