GUESS WHAT THIS POST IS ABOUT

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I don’t find myself literally LOLing too often while i’m on the internets but reading this open letter to Jessica Chobot that i found on the Penny Arcade forums (which was subsequently posted here, where she initially showed up to defend herself) just did it for me.

Ms. Chobot:

My name is Conditional Axe. You may know me from the internet. Lately, you’ve been making a big deal out of the fact that you reputedly have a vagina and also, gasp, play games. I’ve heard that you have even been so boisterous as to place your tongue on a PlayStation Portable, despite the fact that a dead pixel may have gotten onto your tongue. This was a bold move, and indicative of your status as a sexy and independent woman. I’m also a fan of your great interview with respectable news source IGN. That said, please shut the fuck up. Really. Please. Just stop. Bitch.

And then there’s this.

I think we should send them (IGN) a letter, simply reading:

Dear IGN,

Jessica Chobot is a fucking retard.

Signed,
The Penny-Arcade forums

And then.

Hey, I’m trying to write a reply to Chobot that doesn’t include the words “You’re a stupid whore,” but it’s not working out.

General conclusion: Jessica Chobot is a stupid whore.

32 thoughts on “GUESS WHAT THIS POST IS ABOUT”

  1. Stupid whore!

    Who is she?

    #1 | Comment by radish01001 — June 20, 2005 @ 2:40 am

  2. this is turning into a jessica chobot hate site

    #2 | Comment by lswalker — June 20, 2005 @ 2:42 am

  3. Jessica Chobot is fucking stupid.

    end.

    #3 | Comment by Trip — June 20, 2005 @ 2:43 am

  4. She should lick a tattoo needle. while it’s on.

    #4 | Comment by skarekrow — June 20, 2005 @ 2:56 am

  5. THis is gonna be like the pepsi girl but with negative publicity. Down with stupid whores

    #5 | Comment by digitalpenguin — June 20, 2005 @ 3:02 am

  6. Justin, you know how well the Pepsi Girl blog went. Well, you should make a Jessica Chobot is a stupid whore blog.

    #6 | Comment by RegisteredPedophile — June 20, 2005 @ 3:09 am

  7. I heard Miss Chobot got a PSP tattoo on her lower back.

    And Right above it the phrase “Lick this Justin”

    True story {x_x}

    #7 | Comment by Crackpot Live — June 20, 2005 @ 3:37 am

  8. You really envy that chick.

    #8 | Comment by kiko — June 20, 2005 @ 3:38 am

  9. nobody likes her!

    from cgonline

    Well, Jessica Chobot has parlayed her adeptness at Sony-slurping into the game jorunalism equivalent of the latter: a column at gibberish discount hut IGN. What’s better, the column promises she “hits your ass with some truth”. Just what we all need, right? I mean, who doesn’t wake up each morning looking for a self-aggrandizing opinion piece to strike him on the hinder? I’d link you, but if you really want to hurt yourself you’re going to have to do it on your own. I walk a peaceful path now.

    #9 | Comment by Justin — June 20, 2005 @ 3:54 am

  10. hot chics licking PSP: 1
    hot chics licking DS: 0

    Justin greens with envy! STOP TEH HATE~

    #10 | Comment by supher — June 20, 2005 @ 4:02 am

  11. So much hate… poor Jessica. : (

    #11 | Comment by AngelBaby — June 20, 2005 @ 4:18 am

  12. #9 should take a pic of himself licking the DS, post it on this site and call it even.

    #12 | Comment by kiko — June 20, 2005 @ 4:23 am

  13. Justin licking DS = hawt

    #13 | Comment by AngelBaby — June 20, 2005 @ 5:30 am

  14. Justin,
    Just stop. Bitch!

    #14 | Comment by bligityblah — June 20, 2005 @ 5:40 am

  15. I’ve got to say, I kind of agree with poster #2. This is a lot of hate to direct at one person, in jest or in truth.

    #15 | Comment by tomcruise — June 20, 2005 @ 5:42 am

  16. awwwwwww blah blah!

    or as the french say: blu blu!

    #16 | Comment by Justin — June 20, 2005 @ 5:47 am

  17. Let me see if I get this straight. You all hate someone because in your estimation, she licks the wrong product.

    Seriously. Get a life.

    #17 | Comment by stank — June 20, 2005 @ 6:04 am

  18. #15 = stupid Scientologist

    #17 = moron with no sense of humor

    #18 | Comment by AngelBaby — June 20, 2005 @ 6:56 am

  19. #18 Not true! I think you’re simply hilarious!

    #19 | Comment by stank — June 20, 2005 @ 7:28 am

  20. Justin is just jealous that Chobot is more popular than he is.

    #20 | Comment by Dex — June 20, 2005 @ 10:09 am

  21. #15. Why don’t you make like Tom Cruise and cruise on out of here!

    #11, 13, and 18. I hate you all.

    #17 & 19. Stupid.

    #Dex. You’re a faggot.

    I could beat up Jessica Chobot.

    NULL & VOID

    #21 | Comment by Bubba — June 20, 2005 @ 10:18 am

  22. #21 I’m surprised you could find time away from your busy dick-sucking schedule to type all that…

    #22 | Comment by AngelBaby — June 20, 2005 @ 11:56 am

  23. #21 Oh, and that lame paysite that you have linked in your name sucks more ass than you do.

    FACT

    #23 | Comment by AngelBaby — June 20, 2005 @ 11:59 am

  24. #17. Wrong. We all hate her because she is pointless and ugly, and bashes a gaming platform for no apparent reason.

    I’d hate her just as much no matter what the hell she was licking. Even if she was licking my balls. :O

    She is not worthy of such sexy nutties.

    #24 | Comment by JustSumDude — June 20, 2005 @ 12:01 pm

  25. #24, thank you for the clarification.

    Now can we kindly get back to discussing under-aged girls as God intended, please?

    #25 | Comment by stank — June 20, 2005 @ 1:43 pm

  26. #26 is an attention whore.

    #26 | Comment by Observant — June 20, 2005 @ 2:18 pm

  27. reset.

    #27 | Comment by skarekrow — June 20, 2005 @ 3:13 pm

  28. Better watch out.

    I didn’t know who this Chobot character was before you mentioned her.

    Like Mandy Amano, and Lillix and Avril Lavigne before her.

    My point is, you have this way of drawing attention to a person, and then that person developing B or C level famousness.

    I predict that Chobot, whatever it is, will be the Next Sorta-Big Thing.

    Also, #s 2, 7, 14, 16, 18, 19 and 22 = numbers.

    #28 | Comment by Seriously — June 21, 2005 @ 1:36 am

  29. #20 is 100% right.

    #29 | Comment by kiko — June 21, 2005 @ 9:32 am

  30. #20 is just jealous he didn’t think of this awesomely popular topic to rant about first. plus keep in mind that he just got a pocketshitpacket and does not realize the complete piece of shit that it really is. may he weep when the novelty wears off and he realizes the amount of money he just wasted on that useless brick.

    ps: #29 wishes he were me

    I TOTALLY RULE!!!!

    FACT

    #30 | Comment by Justin — June 21, 2005 @ 9:55 am

  31. I wish I had thought of licking Justin and then starting a blog about it. I’d be famouser than Chobot or Pepsi Girl!

    🙂

    #31 | Comment by AngelBaby — June 21, 2005 @ 10:07 am

  32. #30 is sad because boys prefer Miss Chobot over him.

    ps: I do wish to be as cool as #30 and have #31 lick me.

    #32 | Comment by kiko — June 21, 2005 @ 10:36 am

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