The new Kirby TV ad kicks ass! Kirby Canvas Curse for the DS! Now that’s what i call a game! What innovation! Touching IS good! You don’t see that kind of stuff on the PSP!! What does the PSP have in store? Grand Theft Auto? BORING! Innovation what? It’s not even set in a new city! Liberty City? I liked the game better when i played it in 2001! When it was called Grand Theft Auto 3!! Plus, only nerds and fat people play Grand Theft Auto. It’s the only way they can live out their fantasies of going outside the house to have sex with hookers and then killing them afterwards! Real men play games like Nintendogs! Where you can play with puppies, feed them, take them on walks around the neighborhood, put hats on them, teach them tricks, and then bring them to dog shows. Now that’s HARDCORE.
I better not hear about Jessica fucking Chobot playing Nintendogs when it comes out. She is to never ever touch or play any Nintendo product again EVER AGAIN. Stupid old hag!!!!!!!!!!! I’d like to punch her in the mouth. I think she’s writing for IGN Insider now or something. Just so she can prove to the masses that she’s not just some dumb faux gamer bitch who doesn’t know anything about games and anime and shit. You shut up, Jessica Chobot. You shut up and go to HELL!!!!!!!!!
Update:
I AM NOT ALONE!
Excerpt from Acid for Blood:
Jessica Chobot
I can’t take this woman seriously. I make no apologies for that. Maybe it’s IGN’s spin that makes her out to be so… Ugh! Jesus fucking Christ. I’ll leave you to read what real gamers think, because it’s too early for me to type intelligibly.
And some comments:
– To be perfectly frank, I am repulsed by that individual.
– Someone shoot her, then him, then IGn, and then me and then everyone, sweet fuck…
And then some comments from girl_gamers:
– I’m all for hot bitches, but this girl didnt do anything special and doesnt deserve this praise. shes a total dumbass.
– Whatever? She looks like a cover girl and has the bitchy attitude to go with it. Plus, she’s a Nintendo basher. No thanks. By the way, all that licking still hasn’t been able to make PSP outsell the DS.
– Definitely not mine, my dream girl gamer is the girl next door who’s down to earth, average build, cute, smart, knows what she’s talking about (in reference to the “movie preview thing” thing… gee, she wasn’t paying attention) and doesn’t discrimate against a platform for it’s target audience *cough* senseless Nintendo bashing *cough*, it sells and Nintendo has heart and lovable characters, something I believe the other companies lack but that’s a whole other topic for another day.
By the way, i’m proud to announce that fubar is now ranked third when you do a Google search for ‘I HATE JESSICA CHOBOT’.
Damn Justin. Hate her enough?
#1 | Comment by wonderyak — June 19, 2005 @ 3:47 pm
Nintendo 4 Lyfe, homez.
#2 | Comment by JustSumDude — June 19, 2005 @ 4:23 pm
I Was going to sell my psp, and buy a ds. But how are the graphics compared to the psp?
#3 | Comment by RegisteredPedophile — June 19, 2005 @ 5:54 pm
Fuck graphics. They should release Contra on DS. I would buy one just for that!
Fun game > shitty game with fancy graphics and cinematics.
#4 | Comment by JustSumDude — June 19, 2005 @ 7:43 pm
Werd.
#5 | Comment by rick — June 19, 2005 @ 9:28 pm
THE NINTENDO REVOLUTION’S CONTROLLER WILL HOPEFULLY HAVE A BUTTON OR SOME CRAZY GYROSCOPE THING TO KILL HER
#6 | Comment by dab5ph — June 20, 2005 @ 12:06 am
Justin gives her more attention than people who actually like her.
#7 | Comment by michler — June 20, 2005 @ 12:24 am
Michler is correct. Justin, you suck.
#8 | Comment by radish01001 — June 20, 2005 @ 12:26 am
GO MAKE YOUR OWN JESSICA CHOBOT LOVE POST ON YOUR OWN SITE THAT ISNT THIRD ON GOOGLE FOR ‘I HATE JESSICA CHOBOT’, FUCKFACES!!!!!!! THIS IS A SITE FOR JESSICA CHOBOT HATE POSTS FOR PEOPLE WHO HATE HER!!!!!!!! REPRESENT!!!!!
ps: i totally rule
#9 | Comment by Justin — June 20, 2005 @ 12:41 am
More Chobot bashing. For a different perspective go here:
http://crazydesigns.org/forums/archive/index.php/t-673.html
It’s not much but it’s hard to find positive comments for poor Miss Chobot. At least you posted a pic of her.
According to her interview, it seems that she’s going to get a Nintendog.
#10 | Comment by kiko — June 20, 2005 @ 1:01 am
“NO CHOBOT PICS EVER. I WILL NEVER POST ANY OF HER PICS ON THIS SITE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
/Justin quote
#11 | Comment by Dex — June 20, 2005 @ 1:31 am
I concur, its not like she’s done anything special or anything. IGN just wants to capitalize on the fact that they now have a great marketing tool for teenagers
“oh look, a hot chick!”
#12 | Comment by fujiko — June 20, 2005 @ 1:32 am
#11, LIKE I DIDNT SEE THAT COMING. and it doesn’t count because the pic isn’t actually hosted on my server. i would NEVER waste my bandwidth by hosting a picture of that hag!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#12 knows where it’s at.
#13 | Comment by Justin — June 20, 2005 @ 1:41 am
oh hey lookie, 5th on yahoo for jessica chobot and first for i hate jessica chobot
ya i totally rule no doubt straight up
#14 | Comment by Justin — June 20, 2005 @ 2:03 am
yahoo
#15 | Comment by lswalker — June 20, 2005 @ 2:17 am
Justin = DS
#16 | Comment by Dex — June 20, 2005 @ 3:51 am
I LOVE JESSICA CHOBOT’S TONGUE!
Maybe that will add you to a few more searches… ; )
#17 | Comment by AngelBaby — June 20, 2005 @ 4:16 am
Then right under that link from Google,
“Jessica fucking Chobot. What a joke. I hate this girl with a passion. … OMG I
HATE HATE HATE JESSICA CHOBOT.”
You are such a fucking girl, Justin.
#18 | Comment by JEJ — June 20, 2005 @ 5:02 am
i’m all man buddy. i play nintendogs.
#19 | Comment by Justin — June 20, 2005 @ 5:14 am
in other news, i’d totally do that chick in that finger costume. hot.
#20 | Comment by Justin — June 20, 2005 @ 5:24 am
I hate Jessica Chobot. I love Justin the Yellow.
Nintendo 4 Lyfe. Representin’ fo’ my niggaz.
#21 | Comment by JustSumDude — June 20, 2005 @ 11:54 am