Chobot on AOTS
Just so you can hate her more Chobot will be on Attack of the show tonight.
“Jessica Chobot, video game columnist for Redassedbaboon.com (not to mention a renowned licker of the Sony PSP), discusses the trials and tribulations of being a “girl gamer.””
Oh shut the fuck up Chobot. Girl gamer my ass. Can’t believe they’re inviting this two bit whore back on the show. Fuck you G4. And fuck you too IGN. I know you probably had a hand in this.
In other news, look at my sidebar. Now i have a special link for all my Chobot posts. lmao! Unfortunately you’ll still have to endure them on the front page since there’s really no way for me to hide them from here. Ha ha ha! Eat it haters.
By the way, i’m number one on MSN Search for “Jessica Chobot”. I rule.
Next, is to be number one on all major search engines for “Jessica Chobot nude”. Or maybe even “Jessica Chobot naked”. Stupid whore.
Here’s some more hate mail from IGN Babes Whores for this so called “girl gamer”:
DIE JESSICA CHOBITO OR WHATEVER YOUR PUNK ASS NAME IS; NINTENDO OWNS YOU AND YOU KNOW IT SO SHUT YO SEXY ARSE UP BEFORE I LAY IT
– KEN!!!
I read your “interview” with the slut who loves PSP… Do not make her out to be some kind of super woman. It is okay to enjoy “babes” for what they are, dumb eye candy. I will now pledge to not visit this site or and IGN/Game spy site for thye next 6months and I will advise others to do the same.
– Erhan
I totally agree with the letter from the guy who thought Jessica Chobot was vacuous, insipid, pseudo-gamer. Her comments perfectly reflected the MTV,Tech TV generation of gamers that think Nintendo is just for kids and don’t understand that they are innovators that are constantly creating new game play experiences. They created the standard control pad, analog stick, and radio wave wireless controller. Now all these are system standards. Even their failed attempts at gameplay additions show ingenuity and an ability to take risks (powerglove,Virtual Boy). Without Nintendo gaming would not have had the legs to get where it is today; a part of the mainstream. As a gamer Jessica lacks a fundamental understanding that as an industry we must know where we came from in order to get where we want to go.
– Boz
she sucks. She sucked to get where she is, and will continue to suck to stay. I hope she cleans the glory hole at the E3 booth they’ll have for her next year.
If she lasts that long.
#1 | Comment by shirizaki — June 30, 2005 @ 1:20 am
You’re wasting your time bitching about that bitch!
Chobot has no talent whatsoever.
Ignore her and she’ll go away.
#2 | Comment by JVC — June 30, 2005 @ 2:06 am
excellent post
#3 | Comment by JustSumDude — June 30, 2005 @ 3:39 am
Justin has a crush on Chobot. I hope she gets more famous so that her chances of appearing in Playboy increase.
#4 | Comment by kiko — June 30, 2005 @ 6:17 am
shouldn’t you have Brittany Murphy in the hate links as well?
#5 | Comment by DisconcertedGeorge — June 30, 2005 @ 8:32 am
Justin would fuck Chobot if he were ever given the opportunity. – FACT
#6 | Comment by supher — June 30, 2005 @ 1:52 pm
i had the unfortunate opportunity to watch that episode of AOTS and it was just painful. she obvisouly didn’t know anything at all. and if she did it didn’t come off that way at all. when asked what games she’s playing currently on the console she just went down a list of i don’t know how many games. god it was horrid, just brought down the entire show i thought. i’d never missed Sarah Lane so much =(
#7 | Comment by fujiko — June 30, 2005 @ 4:07 pm
#6 most would – FACT
#8 | Comment by JVC — June 30, 2005 @ 7:10 pm
#7 I agree. She came off as a casual noob that was attractive. I missed the episode where she licked things 🙁
#8 I agree
#9 | Comment by supher — June 30, 2005 @ 10:52 pm
I don’t contend that Chobot isn’t hot, if she was just some internet girl who had a dumb little site it’d be fine. In retrospect I should’ve just watched AOTS on mute, cause then I could just stare and enjoy what I see (but not hear)
#10 | Comment by fujiko — July 1, 2005 @ 1:29 am