53 thoughts on “YOU WANT TO FIGHT ME?”

  1. What’s this?

    First! Drink your Ovaltine Bitch!

    #1 | Comment by Fandango — July 23, 2005 @ 7:39 am

  2. it’s AIM FIGHT!!!! where i will most likely be the victor.

    #2 | Comment by Justin — July 23, 2005 @ 7:41 am

  3. OK. How the fuck are you supposed to win?

    #3 | Comment by Fandango — July 23, 2005 @ 7:41 am

  4. Fuck it. I can’t win.

    #4 | Comment by Fandango — July 23, 2005 @ 7:43 am

  5. AIM FIGHT FAQ

    #5 | Comment by Justin — July 23, 2005 @ 7:44 am

  6. i will always win

    #6 | Comment by Justin — July 23, 2005 @ 7:45 am

  7. I am both awed and disgusted at the same time. Damn you. You beat me by 30k.

    #7 | Comment by puzzlehead — July 23, 2005 @ 7:46 am

  8. Damn Justin. You have enough people on your buddylist to fill Baseball stadium. Can I touch you? Maybe your greatness will some how rub off on me.

    #8 | Comment by Fandango — July 23, 2005 @ 7:46 am

  9. #8, touch Justin and you’re touching the last 31,000 people he touched.

    #9 | Comment by stank — July 23, 2005 @ 7:49 am

  10. Dude, #9. I never thought of it that way. So doesn’t that mean that if I just ate my girlfriend out, I pretty much gave her ex head?

    #10 | Comment by Fandango — July 23, 2005 @ 7:51 am

  11. #10, did it taste salty?

    #11 | Comment by stank — July 23, 2005 @ 7:53 am

  12. That reminds me. Any of you watch Entourage this week? Turtle and Drama had a three-some and they “clashed swords.” That was the funniest shit yet.

    #12 | Comment by Fandango — July 23, 2005 @ 7:54 am

  13. Now, I’m speaking to #11. But I’m asnwering #9. Does that make sence?

    #13 | Comment by Fandango — July 23, 2005 @ 7:56 am

  14. did she have SPS?

    #14 | Comment by Justin — July 23, 2005 @ 7:56 am

  15. But to answer your question #11, as a matter of fact…it went something like this: if you take a musty dank cellar and your mix it with the pungent aroma of a freshly cut macrel, then lick it.

    #15 | Comment by Fandango — July 23, 2005 @ 8:01 am

  16. CAUTION: Off topic, inappropirate comment:

    Fuck Justin. Its hard to tell, but is your Gravatar the fucking Titanic? Fucking gay Justin. Enough with that movie! Why can’t you like Animal House, or Scar Face or something like the rest of us?

    #16 | Comment by Fandango — July 23, 2005 @ 8:07 am

  17. But after all that, I’d still touch you and all the greatness and Titanicness that is you.

    #17 | Comment by Fandango — July 23, 2005 @ 8:10 am

  18. #14 and you say that AOL isn’t a real ISP.

    #18 | Comment by kiko — July 23, 2005 @ 8:13 am

  19. HAHAHAHAHAHA! First #8 wants to touch Justin then he wants him to rub off on him!

    Yeah, yeah…I’ll go fuck myself.

    #19 | Comment by puzzlehead — July 23, 2005 @ 8:17 am

  20. this just in: i have an erection at this very moment

    #20 | Comment by Justin — July 23, 2005 @ 8:30 am

  21. why?

    #21 | Comment by kiko — July 23, 2005 @ 8:39 am

  22. Oh wait. It’s me. I touched Justin.

    #22 | Comment by Fandango — July 23, 2005 @ 8:40 am

  23. My bad Justin.

    #23 | Comment by Fandango — July 23, 2005 @ 8:42 am

  24. i fought you justin and you got 0 and i got 672,.

    #24 | Comment by digitalpenguin — July 23, 2005 @ 8:56 am

  25. justin 31138 > 24128 me

    #25 | Comment by Evestay — July 23, 2005 @ 9:00 am

  26. If Fandango gets to touch Justin, I get to touch Justin.

    #26 | Comment by stank — July 23, 2005 @ 11:13 am

  27. damn… I lost…

    #27 | Comment by RegisteredPedophile — July 23, 2005 @ 11:46 am

  28. NONE OF YOU WILL EVER BEAT ME

    #28 | Comment by Justin — July 23, 2005 @ 12:54 pm

  29. I did not win the AIM Fight.

    #29 | Comment by JustSumDude — July 23, 2005 @ 12:57 pm

  30. nobody will win the AIM Fight against me

    #30 | Comment by Justin — July 23, 2005 @ 1:12 pm

  31. # 1,3,4,8,10,12,13,15,16,17,22, and 23 is a dumbass.

    and I lost to psykotik2k

    #31 | Comment by Pred — July 23, 2005 @ 1:49 pm

  32. albinoblacksheep > psykotik2k

    :O

    radish01001

    #32 | Comment by radish01001 — July 23, 2005 @ 2:13 pm

  33. Justin only wins because people still think he’s Avril.

    #33 | Comment by grey_fox24 — July 23, 2005 @ 3:55 pm

  34. albinoblacksheep is not you!

    radish01001 is lose

    i am victor

    #34 | Comment by Justin — July 23, 2005 @ 4:17 pm

  35. I lose in having internetfriends!

    #35 | Comment by WP_LeGeNd — July 23, 2005 @ 5:02 pm

  36. Cool site.

    Try David v Goliath (lol)
    Penis v Vagina
    God v Satan

    #36 | Comment by Larry — July 23, 2005 @ 9:30 pm

  37. Oh and Mummy v Daddy

    #37 | Comment by Larry — July 23, 2005 @ 9:31 pm

  38. Sorry last two

    Christianity v Evolution
    and
    Microsoft v Apple

    #38 | Comment by Larry — July 23, 2005 @ 9:33 pm

  39. Absolutely last one – cos it’s so funny

    Oral v Anal

    #39 | Comment by Larry — July 23, 2005 @ 9:40 pm

  40. dumb.

    #40 | Comment by AngelBaby — July 23, 2005 @ 10:15 pm

  41. Actually, it’s kind of funny. I’ve discovered that peace beats war, left loses to right, swallow triumphs over spit and rock devastates rap (as hardcore does softcore). Also, abortion completely shuts down pro-life.

    Oh, and to be accurate, you should do creationism (not christianity) v. evolution.

    #41 | Comment by EndlessMike — July 24, 2005 @ 12:56 am

  42. Good one(s)

    Angelbaby v Loser (lol – spoilsport)

    Straight v Gay
    Male v Female
    Celibacy v Promiscuity
    Nerd v Jock
    Attractive v Ugly
    Education v Work
    Young v Old
    Personality v Looks
    Real v Fake
    Fat v Thin
    Me v You
    Yes v No
    Your Place v My Place
    VHS v Betamax
    Playstation v Xbox
    Legal v Illegal

    etc, etc

    #42 | Comment by Larry — July 24, 2005 @ 5:27 am

  43. Say it loud!
    I’m black and I’m proud!

    #43 | Comment by black man — July 24, 2005 @ 6:56 pm

  44. who the fuck is Larry?

    #44 | Comment by AngelBaby — July 25, 2005 @ 10:16 am

  45. He used to be my friend back in the day when whores charged you $10 for a blow job.

    #45 | Comment by kiko — July 25, 2005 @ 11:07 am

  46. I win! dlichtman

    #46 | Comment by SuitedPair — July 25, 2005 @ 10:09 pm

  47. I lose bad to justin, but my stepdaugter kicked his ASS.

    Justin: 24392
    stepdaugter: 111187, top 5% on AIM

    I don’t know if I should be proud or VERY VERY SCARED.

    #47 | Comment by V Chip — July 25, 2005 @ 11:44 pm

  48. At least it helped me solve the age old question of who would win in a fight between Jack Burton and Snake Plissken.

    #48 | Comment by Me — July 26, 2005 @ 12:08 am

  49. i was in the 30000+s the other day. the ranking keeps on changing!

    #49 | Comment by Justin — July 26, 2005 @ 12:27 am

  50. It’s based on who is online at any given moment, so if lots of your buddies are offline your score goes down.

    #50 | Comment by SuitedPair — July 26, 2005 @ 1:37 am

  51. Word. Ballerinagirlm totally kicks psykotik2k’s ass!

    #51 | Comment by blibscott — July 27, 2005 @ 9:21 am

  52. this causes anger in me!!!

    chobot level anger!!!

    #52 | Comment by Justin — July 27, 2005 @ 12:09 pm

  53. Chobot will be on Attack Of The Show (g4tv) today at 7pm ET/4pm PT. She’s so hot, people are requesting re-airings on her appearances.

    #53 | Comment by kiko — July 27, 2005 @ 1:13 pm

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