Too bad Thank God you need an Insider account to read it. But if you have one (you poor unfortunate bastard), here’s a direct link to her latest ‘article‘.
IT’S GO TIME* CHOBOT!!!
*Butt Sex
Edit:
Updated link and text about the game!
When Fanboys Attack-Flash Game: Chobot Invasion
There’s a mangina out there by the name of Justin who has dedicated his every waking moment to being a Jessica Chobot hatemonger. Normally, one of two things would happen:
1.) I’d be hyper-pissed and try and hunt him down and give him the whipping his little candy-ass deserves (and not the good kind of whipping that middle-aged men pay for on the sly. No, the bad kind that make your eyes dribble).
-or-
2.) I’d ignore it.
But never have a come upon a third option until now. Be warned that there are some naughty words-so play at your own risk. Recently, the staff (along w/ myself) at IGN stumbled upon a game he has made dedicated to his hate: Chobot Invasion.
(LMFAO-you know you’re doing something right when someone is so obsessed, they make a video game of you).
So for all you guys out there who have been dying to shoot it at my face-here’s your chance! As for Justin, he gets the award for being the most creative hater out there, and the attention he’s been dying to have.
http://tinyurl.com/8gxo2
#1 | Comment by dex — August 12, 2005 @ 2:02 pm
from mangina to schmuck i’d say you’re making progress… soon loverboy
#2 | Comment by daniel — August 12, 2005 @ 2:05 pm
butt sex is imminent
#3 | Comment by Justin — August 12, 2005 @ 2:09 pm
Sex of the butt will happen soon.
#4 | Comment by dex — August 12, 2005 @ 2:09 pm
the sexing of the behind will occur
#5 | Comment by Justin — August 12, 2005 @ 2:14 pm
Chobot says you spent time making her game that you will never retrieve!
Ha ha! The joke is on Chobot! You are unemployed and your time is worthless! Ha ha! Suck it Chobot!
#6 | Comment by Nerima — August 12, 2005 @ 2:16 pm
^^^ that is true!
#7 | Comment by Justin — August 12, 2005 @ 2:19 pm
Your game must take her back to the good old days…
Is she a jew?
#8 | Comment by embus — August 12, 2005 @ 2:25 pm
Trip is not geting the credit he deserves.
#9 | Comment by nxvxn — August 12, 2005 @ 2:44 pm
because apparently the game is so hard, nobody has ever beaten the game and read the credits. noobs!!!
#10 | Comment by Justin — August 12, 2005 @ 2:48 pm
Did she really call that game “challenging”?
I hate her.
#11 | Comment by Pred — August 12, 2005 @ 2:54 pm
only my penis dribbles wen i try shooting her in the face
#12 | Comment by Goigen — August 12, 2005 @ 2:54 pm
People who write articles for gamesites or gamemags are supposed to be self-depreciating urchins. Because they’re the lowest shit on the totem pole of journalism and, well, life. They don’t even MAKE games, they just SHIT ON OTHER PEOPLE who do. The only way people will accept them is if they outwardly recognize this.
How Chobot got this arrogant about her station in life is beyond me. Congrats Chobot, you write about videogames. Whoop-de-shit. No one cares.
#13 | Comment by Jaquio — August 12, 2005 @ 3:11 pm
He talks about attention? What a bitch cause Justin has been famous way longer. he was licking hobo penis and Neo Geo pockets for quarters when Justin was famous for being Avril. Fuck you Chobot!
P.S. I dare that bitch to hunt Justin down. he might have a penis but his balls arent big enough to do so. Fuck Chobot,just because he uses words like “hyper-pissed” doesnt make him hardcore and using “super hyper-pissed” next time isnt going to earn him any cred either cause I can see right through his bullshit. He is a hyper-lame over hyped up bitch. By the way I think Chobot was born a man.
#14 | Comment by DUDEMASTER — August 12, 2005 @ 3:53 pm
seriously?
she’s not hot.
i don’t know what’s the fuss all about.
#15 | Comment by yushki — August 12, 2005 @ 4:16 pm
oh, sweet sweet glee! and here I thought i was the only jassica chobot hater in the net! i wont get into detail why couse its obviouse! someone shoud mave an “wehatejessicachobot.com” website!
#16 | Comment by alex — August 12, 2005 @ 6:02 pm
this is the part of the article about chobot invasion:
When Fanboys Attack-Flash Game: Chobot Invasion
There’s a mangina out there by the name of Justin who has dedicated his every waking moment to being a Jessica Chobot hatemonger. Normally, one of two things would happen:
1.) I’d be hyper-pissed and try and hunt him down and give him the whipping his little candy-ass deserves (and not the good kind of whipping that middle-aged men pay for on the sly. No, the bad kind that make your eyes dribble).
-or-
2.) I’d ignore it.
But never have a come upon a third option until now. Be warned that there are some naughty words-so play at your own risk. Recently, the staff (along w/ myself) at IGN stumbled upon a game he has made dedicated to his hate: Chobot Invasion.
(LMFAO-you know you’re doing something right when someone is so obsessed, they make a video game of you).
So for all you guys out there who have been dying to shoot it at my face-here’s your chance! As for Justin, he gets the award for being the most creative hater out there, and the attention he’s been dying to have.
#17 | Comment by drtran — August 12, 2005 @ 6:56 pm
“Neil Gaiman’s waste-of-paper manga”???
Granted I haven’t read it, but I’ve read Neverwhere and American Gods, each alone has greater creative content than Chobot will ever produce in her life.
#18 | Comment by P — August 12, 2005 @ 7:34 pm
cosplay?
#19 | Comment by dab5ph — August 12, 2005 @ 9:07 pm
Chobot is hot like the nurse at the doctor’s office is hot: which is to day, not hot at all, but since you’re in a doctor’s office and all the other women are old hags, you’ll look at the nurse’s boobs because you’re bored.
She’s about as cute as the average middle-aged woman at the mall. Or at the doctor’s office. Or something.
Someone should kick her in the nuts.
#20 | Comment by kingofmonkeys — August 12, 2005 @ 10:57 pm
Good to know that she’s such an intelligent author, she’s chosen the very descriptive, almost Shakespearean title, of ‘Wtf’ for her articles. And has used it 9 times.
She’s a fucking tool.
#21 | Comment by OttoD — August 12, 2005 @ 11:34 pm
cosplay!
Fapping to that photo will land you in prison.
#22 | Comment by JVC — August 12, 2005 @ 11:45 pm
^ Guess I should be expecting the FBI any moment now.
#23 | Comment by Banterer — August 13, 2005 @ 12:20 am
#18 good job posting what was in the first post.
#24 | Comment by dex — August 13, 2005 @ 12:43 am
In reply to #6
For the last fucking time. I MADE THE GAME. I spent 5 days hard coding this son of a bitch. Justin didnt do a thing besides put it on his page. It is my voice at the beginning. It is my song at the end. Stop getting credit for my work justin you pooper!
#25 | Comment by Trip — August 13, 2005 @ 1:02 am
If I get my girlfriend to lick my psp can she be the United kingdom version of chobot?
P.S. She is hot and so am I.
#26 | Comment by pevee — August 13, 2005 @ 1:13 am
true about me being unemployed!
#27 | Comment by Justin — August 13, 2005 @ 1:19 am
IGN sucks the balls of Satan/Jesus/Xenu* now. Just like G4.
Just think, for $20 you too could read articles about things you can find for free on other sites. They must be really stuck for content if the pay stuff is ripped from Justin’s site.
Holy crap, that means Justin is kind of creating content for IGN, which also means he now works with Chobot! Chobot should make a DLK donation for giving her reason to be employed for one more week.
* depending on whose side you are on.
#28 | Comment by DisconcertedGeorge — August 13, 2005 @ 1:24 am
who knew hate could lead could to bigger things
kind of like stalking
#29 | Comment by Justin — August 13, 2005 @ 1:28 am
get ready for a phone call from Uwe Boll!
#30 | Comment by DisconcertedGeorge — August 13, 2005 @ 1:39 am
I will say it again!
I still hate her!
She can shove that psp up her loose twat. But it would be like sticking it in a coffee can. She might have to shove an xbox in there to feel it.
She is a stupid whore, and allways will be.
*FIN*
#31 | Comment by RegisteredPedophile — August 12, 2005 @ 2:20 pm
anybody wanna see chobot in maxim? i could contact them and try to get her in there.
i gots connections yo!
#32 | Comment by Justin — August 13, 2005 @ 3:45 am
*raises hand*
ooooooh…me!
🙂
#33 | Comment by AngelBaby — August 13, 2005 @ 4:48 am
Me too!
#34 | Comment by kiko — August 13, 2005 @ 5:27 am
well FHM have Morgan Webb as their resident video game sex kitten, it’s only a matter of time before someone scoops up a Chobot.
#35 | Comment by DisconcertedGeorge — August 13, 2005 @ 7:43 am
She’ll pose for Playboy. It’s just a matter of time.
#36 | Comment by kiko — August 13, 2005 @ 10:07 am
im the berserker rikku and i’m 21 lol not a little kid. no prison but i’m not real big on fapping to my pix thanx…
#37 | Comment by ayanamilisa — August 13, 2005 @ 10:44 am
#37 only way to stop horny boys from fapping to your pics is to never put them on the internets in the first place…
…specially not ones like this:
http://lisacosplay.com/images/jo4.jpg
#38 | Comment by AngelBaby — August 13, 2005 @ 11:30 am
Trip, you have talent. You’ve got the music thing, and now the Chobot game. Just wanted to say congrats.
Oh and Lisa/ayanamilisa, you scare the shit out of me. Get a job and a talent. Those costumes ain’t doing shit for you.
#39 | Comment by Ruprecht Jones — August 13, 2005 @ 3:50 pm
“LMFAO”
#40 | Comment by supher — August 13, 2005 @ 6:30 pm
She looks 14 in one pic and 20 in another, that just creeps me out and makes me wanna ask for ID even more when I meet people.
I think it would be rather amusing if Chobot ‘hunted’ Justin down. Are internet threats still in vogue? Either way, I’d take Justin in that fight, I mean all us asians know kung fu.
#41 | Comment by ninbw — August 13, 2005 @ 7:52 pm
[I mean all us asians know kung fu.]
Really? I thought that was just a stereotype.
#42 | Comment by kiko — August 13, 2005 @ 11:37 pm
nope, i believe scientists have actually isolated the kung fu gene.
^_^
#43 | Comment by AngelBaby — August 14, 2005 @ 1:37 am
All asian should be exterminated then. A big army of kung fu fighting asian are capable of taking over the world.
#44 | Comment by kiko — August 14, 2005 @ 2:00 am
man precicesly why i almost never post on forums. because sad pathetic fuckers sit around telling other people they’ve never fucking met how stupid they are. oh no i should just put a bullet in my head cuz some forum junkie doesnt like my costumes because they “arent doing shit for me”.
its people like you who make forums posters look like dumbasses end of story goodnight.
“Oh and Lisa/ayanamilisa, you scare the shit out of me. Get a job and a talent. Those costumes ain’t doing shit for you.”
#45 | Comment by lisa — August 14, 2005 @ 8:49 am
#23: I think I’d be more likely to fap to something like this one. I mean, you know, if someone held a gun to my head and made me.
#46 | Comment by EndlessMike — August 14, 2005 @ 9:37 am
I thought the fap-ablity of the 20 looking photo was at least a 7.
I thought the stereotypes were real too, I don’t know kung fu? Well I guess it makes sense I sucked at math.
#47 | Comment by ninbw — August 14, 2005 @ 11:31 am
endless mike= seriously why even write that? because the way you get off is to make other people feel bad? its ok to bash me because i have a website? im clearly a bitch who wants people to jerk off to me otherwise i wouldnt cosplay?
nbw= did i ask you to rate me? did i want to know how attractive you thought i was or if you think i’m ugly or anything?
do you guys really think that cosplay is just something girls do because they dont feel good looking? you guys really are pretty cruel for zero reason. i like cosplay i like to make costumes you dont have to like it but you also dont have to go out of your way to make others feel bad. why do that? yeah i feel bad when i read that good job.
#48 | Comment by ayanamilisa — August 14, 2005 @ 12:52 pm
The first date:
Naive Male: So, what do you do? Where do you work?
Cosplay Amy: Well, um, I dress up like a tiger with a bikini. Meow.
NM: Ooookaaay, well, do you like music? Shows? Film?
CA: Rarrrgh!
NM: Waiter, another decanter of wine please. Maybe two. So… Who’s your favorite hollywood celeb?
CA: Catwoman.
NM: (Slaps forehead). Can you cook? Do you like books?
CA: Uh, well, the Cat in the Hat?
NM: Okay, let’s skip that. What do you do in your spare time?
CA: Um, I dress up in fake fur and take pictures of myself, then post them on the internet.
NM: …and?
CA: Well, that’s about it. There’s a lot of confused teens out there that try to hump their cat as a first sexual experience, and since that never quite works out, well, then they come to my site.
NM: So you’re like a reincarnation of that bad Broadway musical, Cats? But with more bikini and less talent?
CA: Um, yes.
NM: Check please!
#49 | Comment by Ruprecht Jones — August 14, 2005 @ 1:49 pm
hah! you have me pegged! the only reason why i cosplay! damn…i feel ashamed
#50 | Comment by ayanamilisa — August 14, 2005 @ 2:21 pm
I just want to see her tits too. All talk and no play, makes Jessica Chobot a very dull girl.
A nip-slip will suffice.
#51 | Comment by BigBlueBalls — August 14, 2005 @ 3:21 pm
Don’t be mad cause you didn’t get a 10. I mean only Justin gets 10s.
#52 | Comment by ninbw — August 14, 2005 @ 6:18 pm
#45 You are my new best friend.
We should meet-up and, like, fuck or something.
#53 | Comment by JVC — August 14, 2005 @ 9:45 pm
#50 Ignore the girl haters. There are a lot of them around here. I hope it makes you feel better to know that I just masturbated to your Berserker Rikku pics.
#54 | Comment by kiko — August 14, 2005 @ 11:41 pm
Me too.*
*This may or may not have happened.
#55 | Comment by JVC — August 15, 2005 @ 4:44 pm
What did I say that was calculated to make someone feel bad. I mean, I can understand if you feel offended by someone talking about jerking off to your pictures but it’s not like I said anything negative about you. Or even “bash[ed]” you, for that matter. My only point was that the picture linked from comment #23 was, in my opinion, less fappable than the one I linked to in #46. I never even said I was going to abuse myself while looking at any of your pictures.*
I don’t know why you’re being so defensive about the whole thing. It’s obvious that you want some level of attention, otherwise you wouldn’t dress up in elaborate (and expensive) costumes, take pictures of yourself and post them on the internet. Sure, the attention you’re getting from the people posting comments in this thread may not be exactly what you had in mind but if you had to choose between either having a handful of pervs making a few off-color remarks about your handiwork or no one looking at your pictures, I’m pretty sure you’d pick the latter. And who knows, maybe deep down inside, there’s a part of you that kind of likes the thought of being a sex object to a bunch of nerds (not that you’d admit it).
*This may or may not happen.
#56 | Comment by EndlessMike — August 16, 2005 @ 8:29 am
endless mike:
My view of what you said that it was a little degrading if you didnt mean it that way i apologize.
I’m being defensive because i think on forums people often take a small comment and blow it up. obviously that happened here i responded to something and someone attacked me. that did happen. telling me to get a life etc. i’m sorry i lumped you in that catagory. And honestly yeah i’d rather not have people make off collared remarks beleive what you want. intially i made my website because i saw other websites girls and guys made where they displayed their work. in real life i dont like pics of me i’m not real big on it at all. but when i’m in a costume people are paying attention to something i made not me. i like that. i like to meet others who are into this hobby.
and lastly who doesnt like attention. you are kidding yourself if you really think that you dont. and everyone likes to feel attractive whatever that means. yeah honestly its not looking at a forum where some guy i dont know says he’d fap to my pic and if i respond someone says i’m ugly thats just rediculous to think. i should of known in the first place not to say anything because of the way this thread started. i honestly just wanted to put in my two cents.
#57 | Comment by ayanamilisa — August 16, 2005 @ 5:29 pm
ayanamilisa, your name is too long but you defend yourself well. kudos.
#58 | Comment by Ruprecht Jones — August 16, 2005 @ 6:25 pm
well, i say lisa is welcome to check out the rest of the site and stay if she likes. venture forth out of this thread!
#59 | Comment by Justin — August 16, 2005 @ 11:32 pm
Your sad bud, real sad.
#60 | Comment by Nic — June 14, 2006 @ 5:49 am
Does this blog provide a subscription feed?
#61 | Comment by download internet psp — August 7, 2006 @ 7:53 pm