Oh ye of little faith! How can i, the biggest proponent, nigh, leader of the Jessica Chobot Hate Brigade, jump off the bandwagon that i have so deftly steered, so as to infiltrate the very lair of the enemy, to have coaxed her to come out of hiding, to have made her acknowledge the truth! To face the truth! The truth in the message that the Chobot Invasion will one day be quashed!!!? This is but only a small step in the grand scheme of things to eradicate the world of the Chobot plague. Even if it has to involve some go time*
*Butt Sex
Besides, have you seen the way those fucking pussywhipped fanboys of hers grovel at her feet in her comments? Disgusting. Blinded are they by her looks and vagina, blinded are they by her extreme fake hardcoreness, that they can no longer see the forest for the trees. Or something.
But to defeat the enemy, one must know the enemy. Here are some vital statistics:
Name: JESSICA CHOBOT codename HATSUMI
Height: 5’7″
Weight: 115lbs
Measurements: B 34B W 27 H 37
Shoe Size: 8.5
Dress Size: 4
Visual Identifiers:
If you see this woman in the streets, please do not hesitate to kick her in the vagina.
PS: IGN Insider SUCKS and their game guides are written by 12-year-olds.
chobot makes me angry.
#1 | Comment by Ryan — August 12, 2005 @ 7:09 am
For someone who hates the Chobot so much, you sure did post a lot of pictures of her… 😛
Traitor!
#2 | Comment by KillswitchEdge — August 12, 2005 @ 7:10 am
for a guy that hates her…you sure have a lot of Chobot pics.
#3 | Comment by smash — August 12, 2005 @ 7:16 am
he also has a lot of pics of alba, which he may or may not fap to
#4 | Comment by lswalker — August 12, 2005 @ 7:38 am
Those pics do NOT make me angry…
#5 | Comment by fubarvet — August 12, 2005 @ 7:49 am
Keeley got rated the 17th best pair of breasts in Loaded magazines 100 best jugs issue.
#6 | Comment by SFMagic — August 12, 2005 @ 7:54 am
OH SO HAWT
#7 | Comment by AngelBaby — August 12, 2005 @ 8:22 am
i fail at doing the linky thing…
boo.
🙁
#8 | Comment by AngelBaby — August 12, 2005 @ 8:24 am
Justin’s in love. So transparent.
#9 | Comment by Louis — August 12, 2005 @ 8:35 am
I told her she has hairy cheeks. hehe.
what is with that?
#10 | Comment by pevee — August 12, 2005 @ 8:55 am
Oh my… This is so transparent. Chobbot obviously found this website once. Justin probably hopes she will check it again at some point to see how he reacted to her post.
Justin obviously wants Chobbot. Hence, expect to see front page Chobbot posts for few days now 😛
#11 | Comment by Luke — August 12, 2005 @ 8:57 am
hmm…
#12 | Comment by starryfever — August 12, 2005 @ 9:25 am
All antics aside, I don’t see what all the hubbub is about. She’s a pretty gal, but she’s nothing special…
Put her on Melrose and she’s going to just blend in with the rest of the Starbucks crowd.
#13 | Comment by embus — August 12, 2005 @ 9:28 am
#10 – You are correct! Both sets of cheeks are hairy, but not at the same time. It depends on the position…
but then again I suppose both could be hairy at the same time…
#14 | Comment by fubarvet — August 12, 2005 @ 9:29 am
And she’s bony. Woman needs to eat a sandwich.
#15 | Comment by DarkYuugiou — August 12, 2005 @ 9:30 am
Great pics. Thanks for the fap material, Justin.
#16 | Comment by kiko — August 12, 2005 @ 9:44 am
#14 its that kind of ‘downy’ hair that you get on some creepy bible fanatic *shudder*
I think she should go for lambchops.
#17 | Comment by pevee — August 12, 2005 @ 9:57 am
Her fakeness makes me angry…
But her eyes make me horny…
Angry sex with Jessica Chobot, and we’ll call it even.
#18 | Comment by shirizaki — August 12, 2005 @ 10:05 am
[img]http://img357.imageshack.us/img357/5460/grizzlychobot5fl.jpg[/img]
#19 | Comment by pevee — August 12, 2005 @ 10:15 am
[url]http://img357.imageshack.us/img357/5460/grizzlychobot5fl.jpg[/url]
#20 | Comment by pevee — August 12, 2005 @ 10:19 am
oh for fucks sake someone fix/delete that i’ve ruined it for all of us. 🙁
#21 | Comment by pevee — August 12, 2005 @ 10:19 am
Blah to you, Chobot. Blah.
Although the “Eat Me” hat is awesome.
#22 | Comment by Ricochet — August 12, 2005 @ 10:22 am
No comment.
#23 | Comment by dex — August 12, 2005 @ 10:45 am
While she may be a bitch, she is pretty hot. I’d do her.
#24 | Comment by sycros — August 12, 2005 @ 10:55 am
Pev, I didn’t say the hair was hers…
#25 | Comment by fubarvet — August 12, 2005 @ 11:06 am
I usually don’t comment on pics, but GAW DAMN that’s a lot of make up on that second one.
#26 | Comment by grey_fox24 — August 12, 2005 @ 11:18 am
dude, shes soooooooooooo hot
#27 | Comment by i like boobs — August 12, 2005 @ 11:23 am
time to whack off to this.
#28 | Comment by nick — August 12, 2005 @ 11:47 am
#18, is angry sex a synonym for grudge-fucking? someone should put it on urban dictionary.
#29 | Comment by starryfever — August 12, 2005 @ 12:12 pm
ahahaha #11 what makes you think she’ll come here?? that’s like me posting about lillix or jojo and hoping they’ll stop by and leave comments! ha! that’ll never happen!
i doubt she even followed the links on here to get her to the front page! she probably wouldn’t even know it even exists until somebody tells her! she probably thinks the pages she linked to are all there is to this site! kind of like all those damn 13 year old girls who keep leaving comments on that ‘avril lavigne is getting married’ post i made, not knowing there’s like thousands of other posts that they can browse through and leave comments in but instead just leave after they’re done with their comments!
conclusion: jessica chobot may just be like every other 13 year old girl that visit my site but never actually go to the front page because they’re internet noobs who cant find their way to the index page
#30 | Comment by Justin — August 12, 2005 @ 12:13 pm
i’d kick her in the vagina…….. then kiss it better
#31 | Comment by Goigen — August 12, 2005 @ 2:46 pm
you are so obsessed, dude. it is pretty transparent. maybe she will pay more attention to you. at least you’ve got a bunch of hot pictures of her. my penis salutes chobot.
one comment on having pictures of her as a kid- wtf?
#32 | Comment by blazewan — August 12, 2005 @ 4:06 pm
Well, yeah, okay.
#21 (#20 & #19) Yes. Yes, you have. Site uses HTML, not BBcode.
#33 | Comment by JVC — August 12, 2005 @ 8:23 pm
I’m a little perplexed as to why there is this intense hatred for this girl.
#34 | Comment by Eric — August 12, 2005 @ 9:56 pm
anyone who makes fun of this girl is just a homo…get a life justin if this girl approached you..youd curl in a ball, cream your pants and beg to lick her beautiful toes
#35 | Comment by TBone — August 12, 2005 @ 10:50 pm
smOOth move buddy (posting pics), i can’t hate something i want to fuck!
SaMSa
#36 | Comment by Mr_SaMSa — August 12, 2005 @ 11:19 pm
It is possible to hate and lust simultaneously, e.g. Justin.
#37 | Comment by JVC — August 12, 2005 @ 11:47 pm
I was once blinded by a vagina.
#38 | Comment by DisconcertedGeorge — August 13, 2005 @ 1:14 am
mmm…CHOBOT
#39 | Comment by turtle — August 13, 2005 @ 3:35 am
#35 Justin does have a life. You’re er, reading it. And er, wasting yours by commenting on it.
I am a homo. Until Chobot gets her tits out and shows us how much talent she really has.
#40 | Comment by DisconcertedGeorge — August 13, 2005 @ 7:51 am
34B tits
#41 | Comment by Justin — August 13, 2005 @ 10:19 am
^
those will work
#42 | Comment by turtle — August 13, 2005 @ 11:17 am
She has huge feet.
#43 | Comment by Observant — August 13, 2005 @ 11:31 am
i like J’Cho she’s cute and has nice skin, pretty eye’s and sweet thighs… plus she doesn’t like Tom Cruise and she likes Sony. IGN is a pack of lousy XBOTS who want to give Billion Gates more money… she’s the only relatively fun thing going on over at IGN.
#44 | Comment by r.revalee — August 13, 2005 @ 1:04 pm
i just like that “Eat Me” hat, cause seriously, (and i know this is delving into the realm of “Atari games are cool!” syndrome) but… Pac-Man is classic.
other than that, meh.
#45 | Comment by fujiko — August 13, 2005 @ 11:25 pm
#43 You know what they say about bitches with big feet…
They got a penis.
#46 | Comment by JVC — August 14, 2005 @ 9:50 pm
dinconcertedgeorge just go back to playing your video games and reading your comic books u fag
#47 | Comment by TBone — August 15, 2005 @ 8:50 pm
I don’t get what’s fake about She’s a gamer happens to be beautiful. Why is that so hard to believe? We’ve messaged each other a few times. She’s very down to earth. I mean why the hate? Are you jealous. You can’t stand guys drooling at her? I think she’s attractive of course. I have eyes, but if she was a bitch and I thought she was fake. Fuck her bein beautiful. I wouldn’t like her, but the fact is she’s a nice person and she’s a true gamers. She’s written 1000’s articles on video games in her blogs and IGN. Believe me she’s passionate about. As for her being beautiful. Well that’s just a perk for guys like me who consider her a friend.
#48 | Comment by Ryan — May 17, 2006 @ 6:56 am
you bumped a 9 month old thread to chime in about that? and you grammar is like totally horrible. i’m glad to hear you have a friend, though. you need something to get you out of the house after you play games all night to work up a load big enough to fill your belly button.
#49 | Comment by tehpunk — May 18, 2006 @ 6:44 pm
i don’t care what anybody says she is still really hot and i’d do her
#50 | Comment by richard — May 30, 2006 @ 8:45 am
I’ll probably get booed for this comment, even if it’s old..
but i just have to say it..
DAMN HOTTTT!!!
#51 | Comment by Charlioso — October 24, 2006 @ 8:02 am
Haha…!
This is totally wrong!!
Picturing some dude kicking her in the vagina makes me laugh!!!
#52 | Comment by Leo — May 16, 2007 @ 9:43 pm
Wow, she’s hot. And you’re gay.
#53 | Comment by safasd — September 1, 2009 @ 5:09 am