Like, literally. This is Chobot’s mailbag. Where i will be responding to Jessica Chobot responding to her reader e-mail. Which will probably only happen once. Unless she keeps responding to e-mails that mention my name or the Chobot Invasion game in them in any of her subsequent WTF articles.
Speaking of which, article and website names that use the F word in them are fucking stupid.
Hey Jessica, First off why would anyone want to hate you. You are the sexiest thing to ever happen to Insider. The guy that made the game is a dick. Plus the game sucks. I attend Full Sail in Florida and I just took a class all about flash. I can make something 100 times better than that and I can make is all about how great you are. I’ll get to work on it and share it with you when it is done.
Johnny.
Hey Johnny. I haven’t a clue why someone who has no idea who I am would hate me that much, other than it’s apparently real cool to hate things…like women (whatever). Dude-if you make a cool Flash game, I’ll totally post it. It doesn’t have to be all about how great I am though (well, maybe a little greatness wouldn’t hurt 😉
I kid… I kid…
“it’s apparently real cool to hate things”. Ya, like you hating on Nintendo you fucking bitch! AND DON’T YOU DARE PLAY NINTENDOGS. YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO.
And ‘Johnny’. Shut up. You fucking brownosing little twat. What? You think you’ll get a blowjob if you make Jessica Chobot a flash game? Eat shit.
Technically, his e-mail was probably directed to Trip (the who actually made the game, READ THE END CREDITS), but i have no doubt in my mind that little Johnny thinks that i made it. I mean, everybody does don’t they? This fag thinks so:
That Justin kid must’ve been really friggin BORED. Because if he had time to actually make a game (insulting or maybe praising in a way) the beautiful Jessica Chobot, then he might need therapy or a good butt-whoopin!…….or just get laid…..wow. Shout out to Jessica and everybody helping at IGN, making my humble little brain an inch bigger one article at a time 🙂
(please write back if possible!!!!) jessica’s #1 fan
Mad Skater
Mad Skater,
Who knows what’s up with the enigma that is Justin. My guess is he wants his site to have hits, get semi-famous and has a secret crush on me. You just know he sneaks out of bed at 1am while everyone is asleep, and logs onto IGN Insider so he can read WTF and do God knows what else…
IGN Insider and myself shout right back out to ya’ Skater! Thanks for being such a fan!
Holy fucking shit. I just had flashbacks of reading the reader mailbag from GamePro magazine. Because this is exactly what a letter to GamePro would sound like. And buddy, i think little Johnny might be offended by your Flash game making statements! The only thing i concur about in your e-mail is the fact that you have a little brain. Although it’s actually getting an inch smaller each time you read another WTF.
And Jessica, i actually already have all the hits i could want and am actually already semi-famous to varying degrees. I do not however have a secret crush on you nor do i have an Insider account. And i’m usually masturbating at 1am*.
*this may or may not be true.
Oh and “(please write back if possible!!!!) jessica’s #1 fan”?
Holy shit.
From “Mad Skater”?
Definitely a 13 year old GamePro magazine reader.
Funniest string of comments from Chobot’s (aka Hatsumi) RAB blog:
Well, it made me laugh.
i appreciated the beginning of the post, but whats the whole hatsumi deal?
#1 | Comment by Evestay — August 22, 2005 @ 2:25 pm
u go girl!
2nd post! woop!
and i thought those girls from the neutrogena commerical were not famous, it seems you have been sliding down. Can’t you upscale it and get avril and jojo subplots back to the site?
#2 | Comment by jorge posada — August 22, 2005 @ 2:49 pm
who the hell knows with these wannabe japanese faggots. hatsumi chan this, ayane chan that. shut up.
i hate anime freaks. this includes one of my ex girlfriends who was a self professed anime lover and yet couldn’t even fucking pronounce the word ANIME right.
“ANEEMEE” my ASS.
#3 | Comment by Justin — August 22, 2005 @ 4:02 pm
“[…] article and website names that use the F word in them are fucking stupid.
I concur.
Oh yeah … boo Chobot.
#4 | Comment by JustSumDude — August 22, 2005 @ 5:29 pm
“…article and website names that use the F word in them are fucking stupid.”
…Wasn’t your last site nicknamed “Fubar?” Which…if I’m correct, stands for…
But that’s a nickname. So I suppose that doesn’t count.
#5 | Comment by Ricochet — August 22, 2005 @ 11:28 pm
IT’S CALLED SELF DEPRECATING HUMOR
#6 | Comment by Justin — August 22, 2005 @ 11:37 pm
I’m sure she finds all your attention flattering. All your doing is giving her free publicity.
#7 | Comment by JEJ — August 23, 2005 @ 12:18 am
Chobot is the Godzooki of the video game world.
#8 | Comment by DisconcertedGeorge — August 23, 2005 @ 5:30 am
“Who knows what’s up with the enigma that is Justin. My guess is he wants his site to have hits, get semi-famous and has a secret crush on me. You just know he sneaks out of bed at 1am while everyone is asleep, and logs onto IGN Insider so he can read WTF and do God knows what else…”
She has you all figured out. Admit it. You love her.
#9 | Comment by kiko — August 23, 2005 @ 6:46 am
To get hits? I had never even heard about her until I heard about her here. The only hits she’s going to give you is when she sends those ghosts from her favorite pac-man game after you. That or the gang of 13 year old skater wannabes that worship her for licking electronic equipment.
#10 | Comment by SpankMonkey — August 23, 2005 @ 12:24 pm
I’m not quite sure where your anger and hate stems from, but if you could point me toward the source, im interested in finding out where it all began… besides Chabot being famous from a single pic “licking a PSP”… some people just get lucky is all… so what’s your beef??
#11 | Comment by Coolwater — August 26, 2005 @ 10:44 pm
FUCK YOU, JESSICA CHOBOT IS HOT. AND WHEN YOU MASTURBATE YOU DON’T THINK ABOUT HER. ..YOU THINK ABOUT MEN. what a faggot.
#12 | Comment by Jessica Chobot? — September 28, 2005 @ 10:32 am
hey last time i checked IGN, i saw this picture of jessica and she was looking smoking hot….one simple question? why do you hate her so much??….
#13 | Comment by onewingedangel — September 28, 2005 @ 10:37 am
ILL TELL YOU WHY! THIS KID IS A RAGING HOMOSEXUAL! HE HAS NO CLUE ABOUT GAMES, AND LIKES MEN!! HOW CAN I TELL?? WELL, SINCE JESSICA CHOBOT IS TOP-NOTCH SEXYNESS, AND HE DOESN’T ( NOTE: DOESNT) LIKE HER AT ALL, HE MUST LIKE DICK INSTEAD!!! JESSICA CHOBOT’S FANS MAKING DIRECT ATTACK FAG!!!!
#14 | Comment by carlitosnumbah1 — September 28, 2005 @ 10:40 am
IT IS I!! SPANKMONKEY!! AND IM A COMPLETE FAGGOT!!! WOOOOO!!! I LOVE DICK! LOOOOOOOVE IIIIIIIITTT!!!!
#15 | Comment by SpankMonkey — September 28, 2005 @ 10:44 am
hey justin……..if you dont like jessica, why dont you get vibrator and shove it up your nose/ ass/ left ear/ mouth….if itll shut your faggot ass up, it might be a good choice…(bombardment #5)
#16 | Comment by Dat boi Mickey — September 28, 2005 @ 10:48 am
oh yeah? how about you quit posting under different names to make it seem like there’s 5 of you stupid idiots out there you fucking loser
#17 | Comment by Justin — September 28, 2005 @ 10:51 am
I HEARD JUSTIN WAS GAY……AND I HEARD HIS FRIENDS THAT HATE JESSICA CHOBOT WERE FUCKING NAZIS….LOL. I HATE YOU GUYS. SO FUCKING MUCH, I WISH THE SLOWEST DEATH UPON ALL OF YOU GUYS. KEEP UP THE STUPID ASS RANTS
#18 | Comment by irish_roots_ — September 28, 2005 @ 11:01 am
he said what?
#19 | Comment by irish_roots_ — September 28, 2005 @ 11:08 am
WOWWOULD YOU LOOK AT THAT!
#20 | Comment by GET READY! — September 28, 2005 @ 11:12 am
justin, justin.justin……when will you ever learn…you sound like small time to me, bro. i mean, go ahead and bitch about jessica…dont care…but why would you go and mess with the fans of her? you are one yourself if you take you stupid fucking time to bitch about her an them….plus there might just be 5 pppl out there..you never kno. retard
#21 | Comment by Hacker plus... — September 28, 2005 @ 11:15 am
DO WHAT IT SAYS!!! YOULL GET A LAUGH! GUARANTEED OR YOU FUCKING FAGGOTNESS BACK!
#22 | Comment by HEY JUSTIN READ YOUR GUESTBOOK!! — September 28, 2005 @ 11:17 am
5 people. sure.
then how do you explain this
all “5” of you have the same IP address. yeah. right.
#23 | Comment by Justin — September 28, 2005 @ 11:19 am
zomg PWNT!
#24 | Comment by AngelBaby — September 28, 2005 @ 11:28 am
Please keep your comments relevant to this blog entry: Off-topic, inappropriate or purely promotional comments may be edited or removed
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#25 | Comment by bye bye justin...for today — September 28, 2005 @ 11:29 am
WOW YOU GOT THE IP ALL BY YOURSELF?!?!? you want a cookie with that?
#26 | Comment by youre right! for once — September 28, 2005 @ 11:31 am
“angel baby” are you part of this fucking faggot club too?
#27 | Comment by no help at all — September 28, 2005 @ 11:32 am
please, dont go all geeky on me and say you have my IP, i closer to you than you think
#28 | Comment by WOW!!! — September 28, 2005 @ 11:35 am
well it’s pretty easy to spot the exact same IP for like 5+ supposedly different comments from 5+ supposedly different people
#29 | Comment by Justin — September 28, 2005 @ 11:37 am
im so fucking scared justin. omg. ..so FUCKING scared…dont play around man…
#30 | Comment by YOU SCARE ME — September 28, 2005 @ 11:40 am
why should anybody be scared? it’s only an IP. only proves you’re “all” the same person. as if that wasn’t apparent enough as it is.
#31 | Comment by Justin — September 28, 2005 @ 11:43 am
k you know what? yor fucking boring me. ill leave you alone….see ya in 3 yrs. nazi fuck!
#32 | Comment by Till 2009, Comrade — September 28, 2005 @ 11:43 am
OH HEY! YOUR STILL THERE!…DID YOU CHANGE BACK TO BEING A MAN YET?!
#33 | Comment by OH YOU STILL THERE>!> — September 28, 2005 @ 11:44 am
guess not…
#34 | Comment by dont bullshit me — September 28, 2005 @ 11:45 am
too bad. because if this post got you all riled up like this, wait till you see all these
#35 | Comment by Justin — September 28, 2005 @ 11:45 am
hey doesnt YOUR IP address start with a 6?
#36 | Comment by dont bullshit me — September 28, 2005 @ 11:46 am
just making sure
#37 | Comment by dont bullshit me — September 28, 2005 @ 11:46 am
nope. 2. you’re nowhere close you stupid noob.
#38 | Comment by Justin — September 28, 2005 @ 11:47 am
impressive……..youre still gay though
#39 | Comment by wow really? — September 28, 2005 @ 11:48 am
jessica chobot still sucks
#40 | Comment by Justin — September 28, 2005 @ 11:50 am
WHAT WOULD YOU SAY IF I TOLD YOU JESSICA CHOBOT WAS THE ONLY WOMAN IN THIS EARTH THAT COULD GET YOU LAID, WHAT WOULD YOU SAY?
#41 | Comment by IP.GENIUS!!! — September 28, 2005 @ 11:51 am
WHAT WOULD YOU SAY????
#42 | Comment by I got your ip too, you fucking stupid ass noob — September 28, 2005 @ 11:53 am
here’s hoping that IGN fired her because i haven’t seen any of her shitty writing on there for weeks. good riddance to bad rubbish. for now, hopefully forever.
#43 | Comment by Justin — September 28, 2005 @ 11:54 am
No Response??? are you THAT GAY?!?
#44 | Comment by I got your ip too, you fucking stupid ass noob — September 28, 2005 @ 11:58 am
okay. so what is it?
#45 | Comment by Justin — September 28, 2005 @ 11:59 am
Sorry to tell you this… but she aint……. oh wait, you like guys anyway so…
#46 | Comment by TOO BAD — September 28, 2005 @ 12:02 pm
WHAT IS WHAT? THE QUESTION?
#47 | Comment by TOO BAD — September 28, 2005 @ 12:04 pm
my IP you dumb shit, because i wouldn’t even touch chobot’s filthy old wrinkled vagina with your dick.
#48 | Comment by Justin — September 28, 2005 @ 12:06 pm
YOU FUCKING GEEKY PIECE OF SHIT,READ!
#49 | Comment by TOO BAD — September 28, 2005 @ 12:10 pm
you read
#50 | Comment by Justin — September 28, 2005 @ 12:12 pm
YOU FUCKING FAGGOT SHIT, “i wouldn’t even touch chobot’s filthy old wrinkled vagina with your dick. “???
#51 | Comment by WHAT WAS THAT? — September 28, 2005 @ 12:14 pm
with MY DICK, YOU STUPID FUCK?
#52 | Comment by WHAT WAS THAT? — September 28, 2005 @ 12:15 pm
i guess english is too advanced a language for you
#53 | Comment by Justin — September 28, 2005 @ 12:16 pm
“SUPER- SECRET” PROJECT? WHAT KIND OF FUCKING KINDERGARTEN NAME IS THAT
#54 | Comment by WTF — September 28, 2005 @ 12:17 pm
this will all stop when mommy and daddy walk in on junior up past his bedtime playing on the computer…
lol
#55 | Comment by AngelBaby — September 28, 2005 @ 12:17 pm
I GUESS VAGINA IS TOO MUCH OF A FUCKING SCIENTIFIC WORD FOR YOUR DUMBASS BRAIN TO PROCESS….YOU STICK WITH THE SHORTER, FOUR LETTERED WORDS LIKE DICK
#56 | Comment by (REQUIRED) — September 28, 2005 @ 12:20 pm
you’re just jealous because that chobot bitch actually acknowledges my existence and not yours
#57 | Comment by Justin — September 28, 2005 @ 12:22 pm
hey “angel baby”……let me say that again,……… “BABY”…..HEY “ANGELBABY”, ISNT IT TIME FOR “BABY” TO GO BEDDY BYE TIME? its kinda late. and you know how YOUR lesbian mother gets when she catches you up late on the computer….dont you remember you were tryin to have cybersex with your gay cousin across town at the same time justin was jacking off to a pic of his “enemy” jessica chobot?
#58 | Comment by (REQUIRED) — September 28, 2005 @ 12:25 pm
oh you have got to be fucking kidding me……
#59 | Comment by your existance — September 28, 2005 @ 12:26 pm
it’s as true as it is i’m gay
#60 | Comment by Justin — September 28, 2005 @ 12:28 pm
no, i was too busy forcing J. Cho to lick my PSP…
#61 | Comment by AngelBaby — September 28, 2005 @ 12:29 pm
YOUR existance…….now i know what your fucking problem is
#62 | Comment by your existance — September 28, 2005 @ 12:29 pm
buddy, i’m not the only one with a “problem” here
#63 | Comment by Justin — September 28, 2005 @ 12:30 pm
HA….THATS FUNNY “ANGEL BABY” BUT YOU REALLY NEED TO GO GET YOUR “BABY” SLEEP. “BABIES” ARE TOO FUCKING STUPID TO HAVE A PSP. ITS TOO ADVANCED FOR THEIR “BABY” MINDS, “ANGEL BABY” …..THAT ALMOST SOUNDS LIKE A FUCKING GAY BIKER NAME LOL
#64 | Comment by angel baby......LMAO — September 28, 2005 @ 12:33 pm
know lots of gay bikers do you?
why am i not surprised…
#65 | Comment by AngelBaby — September 28, 2005 @ 12:34 pm
yea i know! “angel baby” here thinks hes a…”BIG MAN!!” HAHA!! with a fucking name like that i doubt youre even a fairy.
#66 | Comment by angel baby......LMAO — September 28, 2005 @ 12:35 pm
HEY…”ANGEL BABY” …WHO THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE? ITS BAD FOR BOTH “ANGELS AND BABIES” TO STAY UP LATE WHY DONT YOU JUST RUN ALONG AND BUTTFUCK YOURSLEF TO SLEEP?
#67 | Comment by angel baby......LMAO — September 28, 2005 @ 12:37 pm
yea by the way what IS my problem?
#68 | Comment by what do YOU think? — September 28, 2005 @ 12:39 pm
nobody cares what your problem is
#69 | Comment by Justin — September 28, 2005 @ 12:40 pm
Lemme guess….you two are stayin up to have sex with each other?
#70 | Comment by ORGY?! — September 28, 2005 @ 12:41 pm
wow, it’s times like these i wish computers had some sort of IQ login, to keep fucktards like this little shitstain from playing around on the interwebs…
#71 | Comment by AngelBaby — September 28, 2005 @ 12:41 pm
SERIOUSLY?!? looks like you might wnat to know what my problem is
#72 | Comment by REALLY?! — September 28, 2005 @ 12:42 pm
nope. sorry.
#73 | Comment by Justin — September 28, 2005 @ 12:43 pm
Hey “angel Baby”….I WILL BE PLAYIN ON YOUR ” BULLSHIT INTERWEB” FOREVER…AND EVER….AND EVER….until youre fucking old enough to come up with better insults and BETTER SCREEN NAMES. “AnGeLBABY”!! just go choke on cock if you cant deal with it
#74 | Comment by REALLY?! — September 28, 2005 @ 12:45 pm
Sorry? SORRY?? theres no need to apologize, homosexuals are people in the eyes of GOD too, so dont feel bad for yourself
#75 | Comment by NO WAY — September 28, 2005 @ 12:46 pm
wow….of 11 comments all the way to a magnificent 75
#76 | Comment by record??? — September 28, 2005 @ 12:47 pm
hey justin did YOU make this webpage all by yourself????
#77 | Comment by who...... — September 28, 2005 @ 12:48 pm
who here has heard of “death.EXE/throwoff”???
nobody?
#78 | Comment by did u know?! — September 28, 2005 @ 12:50 pm
“DEATH.EXE/THROWOFF”?????
#79 | Comment by did u know?! — September 28, 2005 @ 12:51 pm
A COOL LITTLE PROGRAM (SOMEHOW) INVENTED TO NOT ONLY DISTURB ONLINE ACTIVITY, BUT ALSO DELETES ANY WEBPAGE, WEB RELATED WORK, OFFLINE WORK, ISP’S, EMAIL ACCOUNTS, PAYPAL ACCOUNTS BLAH BLAH BLAH. IN LESS THAN 10 MINUTES…
#80 | Comment by did u know?! — September 28, 2005 @ 12:54 pm
and guess whos got the beta version….
#81 | Comment by thats right... — September 28, 2005 @ 12:55 pm
zzzzzzzzzzzzzz…
oh sorry, i must have dozed off…blatant faggotry bores me like that.
eighty-second.
#82 | Comment by AngelBaby — September 28, 2005 @ 12:55 pm
“fully functional protoype -xb34” for windows xp, xp home xp office, me, 98 and so on…
#83 | Comment by thats right... — September 28, 2005 @ 12:56 pm
also works on html, php. u name it, it works on it
#84 | Comment by thats right... — September 28, 2005 @ 12:57 pm
firewall? HA!
#85 | Comment by thats right... — September 28, 2005 @ 12:57 pm
u know i havent really tested it, im gonna go ahead andgive it a try someday….ill try it on……hmmmm…lets see….
#86 | Comment by thats right... — September 28, 2005 @ 12:59 pm
aw poor “baby”…..you can go back to sleep while i ruin your webpage
#87 | Comment by thats right... — September 28, 2005 @ 1:01 pm
SO LONG, COMRADES!! JUST LIKE JUSTIN SAID:”good riddance to bad rubbish. for now, hopefully forever. ”
( YOU CAN DOZE OFF AND DREAM ABOUT MEN AGAIN “ANGEL BABY”, SORRY FOR DISTURBING YOUR GAY WET DREAM)
#88 | Comment by goodbye!..........for NOW — September 28, 2005 @ 1:04 pm
Holy shit.
I was going to say something else but I’m utterly gobsmacked. I’m not sure if this person is the most amazing dumb in the history of all the internets but I think s/he may very well be.
What do you reckon the odds are of this being J. Cho herself?
#89 | Comment by EndlessMike — September 28, 2005 @ 1:28 pm
NAH ITS NOT HER….
#90 | Comment by ShitFuckMike — September 29, 2005 @ 4:38 am
NOT EVEN CLOSE!
#91 | Comment by NOPE! — September 29, 2005 @ 4:45 am
“WHY DONT YOU JUST RUN ALONG AND BUTTFUCK YOURSLEF TO SLEEP?”
Now that’s comedy.
#92 | Comment by Nerima — September 29, 2005 @ 4:56 am
i dont think jessica knows about you guys’ “existance” as justin may put it…
#93 | Comment by BUT!..... — September 29, 2005 @ 4:57 am
Jessica is old and ugly. Why do we even talk about her on this site?
#94 | Comment by Nerima — September 29, 2005 @ 5:00 am
HEY THERE JUSTIN!!! WHATS UP MAN!!?!?
YOU STILL MEN??? WTF, MAN! I THOUGHT YOU WERE GONNA CHANGE YOUR WAYS?
#95 | Comment by HElloooo! — September 29, 2005 @ 5:01 am
hey i think shes 28 or 29…..shit, better than looking for little 14 yr girls on chat rooms like justin, huh?
#96 | Comment by YOU KIDDIN?!? — September 29, 2005 @ 5:03 am
She’s not 28, she’s like 41 I think. I read that somewhere.
#97 | Comment by Nerima — September 29, 2005 @ 5:04 am
HEY JUSTIN!!! YO BRO! I THOUGHT SHE KNEW OF YOUR EXISTANCE? HOW COME SHE DOESNT POST HERE???
#98 | Comment by fuck it... — September 29, 2005 @ 5:07 am
41..?! ha! she IS old!! OR IS SHE?? i guess her birthdate wont prove anything huh? ( july 7, 1977) uh…lets see…1977+23= 2000
23+5 is….28…or 29….
#99 | Comment by fuck it... — September 29, 2005 @ 5:16 am
WE REACHED 100 COMMENTS, YOU GUYS! ( FROM 11 LAST NIGHT!!!!) dont really care, i can see justins face when he finds out about our little project..
#100 | Comment by WHOO!!! — September 29, 2005 @ 5:25 am
So…………..who else here thinks j. cho is old and ugly? cuz i do..
#101 | Comment by SOOO.... — September 29, 2005 @ 5:31 am
Nice Try……….NOOB. IM SO HAPPY WE GET TO TALK AGAIN AND AGAIN, YOU FUCKSHITS ARE GREAT TIME-KILLERS. NICE TRY…IT TOOK ME LIKE ……2 minutes by the way…LMAO
#102 | Comment by BOO! — September 29, 2005 @ 12:03 pm
NICE TRY!!!! YOURE STILL YOUNG KID…GO TALK ABOUT LINDSEY LOHAN OR SOMEONE OF HER SLUTTY ASS NATURE
#103 | Comment by BOO! — September 29, 2005 @ 12:09 pm
So…..how old r u by the way? you type like a little fucking 12 yr old. but thats just me, idk how old you might be….of course it doesn’t change the facts that you like dick and everything related to gay sex like that one book you had on there as an Ad ” SLide” all about male porn?? WTF!! is..is THAT WHY?!?
#104 | Comment by YEA SO... — September 29, 2005 @ 12:19 pm
ill find you guys. lol
#105 | Comment by Shiiiiiiiiit.... — September 29, 2005 @ 12:29 pm
Dear Justin,
I see that you and I both share a mutual hatred for the Meatsack known as “Jessica”. If you don’t recall me I am the one who posted the first two letters in the IGN.com Babes Mailbag section: http://babes.entertainment.ign.com/articles/623/623526p1.html
I have seen that you have taken it upon yourself to commence a campaign to rid the earth of such a tumor in this world’s society. Unfortunatly I haven’t followed what transpired between you and Jessica, but I know that the she-bitch has begun to respond to the attacks, and there is nothing more pleasurable that seeing stupid beasts respond to the constant goading of those who are clearly of a higher intellect.
I haven’t seen your e-mail posted on this website but feel free to e-mail me at gray_insight@yahoo.com (if you do not believe that this is the real Gray Garrison I offer to you the two first, unedited e-mails that were sent, as well as Jeff Hall’s replies)
#106 | Comment by Gray Garrison — October 1, 2005 @ 4:56 am
“…and there is nothing more pleasurable that seeing stupid beasts respond to the constant goading of those who are clearly of a higher intellect.”
If he were of such high intelect then there would be no need to goad now would there? Justin you obviously aren’t stupid, I can tell by the way you write. Your attacks on Jessica Chobot are very well written and thought out, and you obviously feel very passionate about the subject. So how about directing all that attention toward a worthy cause. At least then all your ranting and raving might actually serve a purpose, other than to draw attention to the very person you claim deserves none whatsoever. As a matter of fact, I’ll even suggest a few worthy causes that are, in my opinion, 10 times more relevant to the world today than “JC.” We currently have a corrupt administration in Washington at the moment, and American soliders are risking and losing there lives on a daily basis because of lies and propaganda spread by that very administration. Oh yeah, let’s forget not to mention the poverty within our own country that was recently made so obvious as not to be ignored by hurricane’s Katrina and Rita. Just some food for thought for all of you Jessica Chobot haters and supporters alike.
#107 | Comment by LCsaint — October 8, 2005 @ 8:29 am
…except there’s already plenty of people whining about truly important stuff like that elsewhere. And that’s not what people come here for. They come here to see young b00bs and to read Justin’s rants about z-list celebs and things of that nature.
If you want to read about things like YOU listed, I would suggest you visit a different website rather than trying to get this one to feature content that YOU want to see.
#108 | Comment by EndlessMike — October 9, 2005 @ 9:36 pm
yeah, WTF #107?
#109 | Comment by AngelBaby — October 10, 2005 @ 12:18 am
“Speaking of which, article and website names that use the F word in them are fucking stupid.
”
Bwwaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahaha!
funny man.
#110 | Comment by monkeymachine — November 1, 2005 @ 10:19 am
and
WOOHOO!! FIRST POST
#111 | Comment by monkeymachine — November 1, 2005 @ 10:39 am
Wow. lol. At least Jessica Chobot has a life. You are only blind of hate, that you have for Jessica Chobot. Maybe you should get a life lol.
#112 | Comment by Blackbohnster — July 20, 2006 @ 8:05 am
^^^
wow. lol. someone who revives a post that’s close to a year old telling someone else to get a life.
anybody else smell that? *sniff sniff* smells like irony…
#113 | Comment by AngelBaby — July 20, 2006 @ 8:15 am
When I first saw IGN Weekly, I thought she was one of the most naturally beautiful girls I’ve ever seen, than I read some of her stuff…
Her personality is a turn off. Trying to act like a guy, being gross, extreme… I’d still bang her hard!
She needs to get rid of the dark nail polish, and the pound of makeup…
*bumps old thread* &:-D
#114 | Comment by Mike — June 8, 2007 @ 4:33 pm
‘Waahhh I hate Jess Chobot so I’m gonna sook all fucken day. Waaahh’
Get over it, you almighty, hardcore, bad-ass E-thug.
Wooo… E-thugs…he’s one you don’t wanna mess with. He can look at your IP and swear a lot and act all angry.
E-thug 4 life, yo! *insert cool e-handshake here*
#115 | Comment by Hmm — July 29, 2008 @ 8:47 am