So i got another e-mail from the Oldboy ranter but this time, he’s got a question that i don’t really know the answer to.
But hey, seeing as to how there’s a surprisingly large number of Asians reading the site (judging from all the “hey i’m asian and i…” comments people have been leaving), maybe they can shed some light on this.
Subject: asians and chest hair
Do asian people have chest hair? Is it qualitatively/quantiatively different from the caucasian stuff?
i have no chest hair…but i’m not sure that will help you with your question.
^_^
1st!
#1 | Comment by AngelBaby — December 7, 2005 @ 12:46 am
Asians have no chest hair because at the dawn of asian existance chuck norris round-house kicked the chest hair off the first asian and Mr. T pitied the fool.
#2 | Comment by gulliver — December 7, 2005 @ 12:51 am
If by Asian you mean oriental…then no..they don’t have any chest hair and their testosterone levels are low and their diet is poor.
#3 | Comment by dumdadum — December 7, 2005 @ 12:55 am
Asian’s don’t have hair because they are far more advanced then other species who are very closely related to the ape. That is why you see the white man with such hairy bodies.
#4 | Comment by Howsurazz — December 7, 2005 @ 12:59 am
Rugs are oriental. People are asian. There is a difference.
#5 | Comment by guest — December 7, 2005 @ 1:03 am
Justin has no pubic hair.
#6 | Comment by dex — December 7, 2005 @ 1:11 am
I’m mostly Chinese, and about 80% as hairy as Pierce Brosnan.
#7 | Comment by Sophistry — December 7, 2005 @ 1:20 am
yes we do. I have an island the shape of Australia on my check.
#8 | Comment by parlayplyr — December 7, 2005 @ 1:21 am
Why do Asians enjoy sex with tentacles more than other races?
#9 | Comment by Nerima — December 7, 2005 @ 1:23 am
I have no chest hair but my pubes are outta control.
When I wipe, it’s like “trying to get peanut butter out of shag carpeting”.
And #9 – We like the tentacle sex because it’s freaky and because it’s an extension for our abnormally large dongs.
#10 | Comment by Smiley — December 7, 2005 @ 1:38 am
smiley that was horrible what you made me imagine ! but in terms of that, does it ever gross you out that when you poop it splashes the pee water on your ass?
#11 | Comment by Evestay — December 7, 2005 @ 1:44 am
#11 – That’s precisely why I always drop the payload before the pee water, just to make sure I’m getting nothing but pure refreshing bowl water up the brown eye.
Thanks for asking.
#12 | Comment by Smiley — December 7, 2005 @ 1:50 am
yeah i always flush it down because im paranoid about it =\
#13 | Comment by Evestay — December 7, 2005 @ 1:55 am
I’m asian and all of my asian friends don’t really have chest hair; just hair around the nipple area.
#14 | Comment by Jason — December 7, 2005 @ 2:21 am
We all know asians don’t have chest hair, or pubes.
Old chat
#15 | Comment by smash — December 7, 2005 @ 2:46 am
Hairless = true for the vast majority of asians.
Not my family though. The guys (and uh, some of the girls) in my family are like chinky yetis. We are the furry genetic freaks of the oriental population.
Oh and I knew a chinese guy in highschool who had pubes extending from his knees to his nipples. It was.. scary..
So #5, your statement is UNTRUE. Asian people, oriental shagpile carpet, it’s all the same really
#16 | Comment by Kinkimono — December 7, 2005 @ 2:57 am
did you know that Indians,pakistanis,sri lankans and even most russians are Asian? I bet you didn’t.
#17 | Comment by dumdadum — December 7, 2005 @ 3:22 am
Asians dont have body hair because god decided it be funnier to put it all on my ass.
Ass hairs are itchy. 🙁
#18 | Comment by Crackpot Live — December 7, 2005 @ 5:21 am
Why does every Japanese girl in the whole world have the same haircut? They all have it lightened so it’s reddish-brown, and it just kinda tapers off at the end.
#19 | Comment by The Pope — December 7, 2005 @ 6:08 am
I have some chest hair
some is too much, i dont like it 🙁
#20 | Comment by tibbar — December 7, 2005 @ 8:01 am
I’m have chest hair. All four of them.
#21 | Comment by Puzzlehead — December 7, 2005 @ 8:10 am
I have chest hair, wouldn’t really say I have a lot though. But I am pretty hairy for an asian…
#22 | Comment by ChinkySteven — December 7, 2005 @ 8:32 am
People have hair on their chests?
That’s just nasty.
Hairless hapa powers unite!
#23 | Comment by ninbw — December 7, 2005 @ 10:03 am
I bet the naturally balding asians have hair on their chests and probably even their backs. Cuz everyone knows that’s what happens. You never actually lose hair, it just migrates south!
#24 | Comment by Topher — December 7, 2005 @ 10:32 am
Yeti is an Asian.
He’s hairy.
All other Asians just use the Gillette Mach3.
#25 | Comment by Jack — December 7, 2005 @ 10:34 am
#10- I now hate you. Thanks for burning that into my mental eye.
#2- Did you get that from Jake’s? I love Jakes. It’s the second board I hit, right after this one.
#Justin- as little thought as I want to give to asian chest hair, I believe I need more posts of this type just to distract me from #10’s post. pics? Anyone have freaky deaky tentacle sex shaved into their asian chest hair?
#26 | Comment by SpankMonkey — December 7, 2005 @ 10:35 am
#27 – #10 here, don’t hate da playa, hate da game.
#27 | Comment by Smiley — December 7, 2005 @ 1:10 pm
If you feel like reading about asian ches hair story click here
#28 | Comment by m — December 7, 2005 @ 7:18 am
do all asian women have furry guava’s?
#29 | Comment by Goigen — December 7, 2005 @ 8:52 pm
all these posts and no pink wig makes jack a dull boy
#30 | Comment by Billy — December 7, 2005 @ 9:33 pm
I know a Phillipino guy who’s hairy as hell. He also has a Spanish last name though so you know what that means. I think the more pure Asian you are the less likely it is you’ll have body hair. And the more likely it is that your penis is tiny.
Native American’s never go bald. Now there’s something worth discussing.
#31 | Comment by Eamon Angelface — December 7, 2005 @ 11:11 pm
#10 and #12
your a fag, with a sick mind. go talk about your shitting disorder elsewehere lol
#32 | Comment by smiley the fag — December 8, 2005 @ 1:14 am
oh il hate the playa and the game
#33 | Comment by smiley the fag — December 8, 2005 @ 1:15 am
#32-33
You, ma’am, are a gen-u-ine faggot.
The real smiley for teh win!!!!
P.S. Real men have chest hair.
#34 | Comment by Jacked — December 8, 2005 @ 8:26 am
#28 At least I didn’t really like peanut butter that much.
#35 | Comment by SpankMonkey — December 8, 2005 @ 11:39 am
#31. Phillipinos aren’t real asians. At least not according to real mainland asians, ha! And you’re also an idiot. Most Phillipinos have Spanish last name because of Spanish colonialism. One more thing. I’m asian and my penis is HUGE, so says your mom.
#36 | Comment by user_bob — December 8, 2005 @ 4:15 pm
Wow #36…look up. See that? That thing going over your head up there. That’s called the point.
Spanish colonialism was exactly what I was getting at. Your great grandmother got reamed by a beaner and now you’re a Santos 4 life. Be proud of yourself. Well not really. Who can be proud of anything knowing that somewhere down their blood line they’re the product of rape? By a Spaniard no less.
One more thing, just because you have the biggest penis in your circle of Asian friends doesn’t mean it’s big. It’s like the tallest midget telling everyone he’s huge. He’s still only 4 fuckin feet tall.
Loser.
#37 | Comment by Eamon Angelface — December 8, 2005 @ 10:55 pm
Im asian
Im hairy
I hate shaving everyday
but ASIAN GIRLS ARE FINE AND
THE DON’T LIKE HAIRY GUYS
so ill shave everday
#38 | Comment by who me — December 21, 2005 @ 4:20 pm
i shave my genitals. i don’t like pubes on my nuts. plus its all over my schlong so i have to shave that off too. then the itching begins…
#39 | Comment by radman — January 5, 2006 @ 3:37 pm