What is it about her that makes her sooo fappin’ hot?
I can’t place it. But me definitely likes it.
So i haven’t actually fapped to her but someday, it will happen. I’m just waiting for the inevitable bikini beach pics or red carpet nip slip. Or maybe the bathtub scene in Pulse will do. Once it’s out.
I fap too much.
i wouldn’t say she’s hot, but rather really, really cute. and that is totally faptastic!
1st!
#1 | Comment by blinkaddict720 — December 16, 2005 @ 12:29 pm
the many hot faces of kristen bell make me happy, thx
#2 | Comment by Evestay — December 16, 2005 @ 12:35 pm
i put her in the same category of hotness as emmy rossum. only difference is i’d actually fap to kristen.
#3 | Comment by Justin — December 16, 2005 @ 12:37 pm
She’s okay, but she’s no Haylie Duff.
#4 | Comment by Bill Clay — December 16, 2005 @ 12:37 pm
Whose Bell would you rather ring: Kristen’s or Catherine’s?
I’d go with Catherine. You just can’t say no to that body.
#5 | Comment by The Pope — December 16, 2005 @ 12:54 pm
#4 – Agreed & I concur. Haylie Duff looks a lot hotter once you take the feed bag away from her face.
#6 | Comment by Smiley — December 16, 2005 @ 12:57 pm
It’s because she’s hot, but not so hot that she’s out of touch hot. She’s attainably hot.
#7 | Comment by TheChef — December 16, 2005 @ 1:45 pm
Did you ever watch The Shield on FX? She was on the first season… She was the girl who had sex with her boss and then tried to blackmail him… The police needed proof, so she went digging in the dumpster behind her job and found the used condom… Then she brought it to the police for evidence. She had darker, longer hair, and some really slutty outfit/make-up combination… That is where I first fell for this chick.
#8 | Comment by moki — December 16, 2005 @ 3:07 pm
great legs…cute ass…that’s good enuf for me…
#9 | Comment by iamthedevil60 — December 16, 2005 @ 3:28 pm
I think that’s just mean to compare Kristen to Emmy Rossum; Kristen’s way better looking. I agree that she’s not hot, but in fact really, really cute. Plus Kristen’s a super sleuth.
Haylie Duff is the opposite of hot. Perhaps ugly? I’m pretty sure that when old, blind people feel Haylie’s face to “see” who they are talking too, they shrink back, tuck into the fetal position, and rock back and forth hoping that it was all just a nightmare they will soon awake from.
#10 | Comment by Elder Young — December 16, 2005 @ 3:29 pm
Justin masturbates a lot.
#11 | Comment by JustSumDude — December 16, 2005 @ 5:01 pm
You can’t never love yourself too much.
Justin should think about professional arm wrestling, since his right arm should be the size of an elephant’s leg by now.
#12 | Comment by Smiley — December 16, 2005 @ 5:36 pm
Alot is more of an understatement. He masterbates so much, that god had to open a new genetic cell soals section. Justin kills 40, 000 ,000 ,000 ,000 ,000, 000 ,000 sperm a week.
#13 | Comment by Austin — December 16, 2005 @ 9:23 pm
Veronica Mars is terrific. But Duncan is a tool.
#14 | Comment by TheGoodReverend — December 16, 2005 @ 9:45 pm
I just liek the fact that you have a queue of girls waiting to be fapped to. I wish i was that organized.
#15 | Comment by Guy — December 16, 2005 @ 10:32 pm
oh, i’d SO totally hit that.
i mean, how adorable is that little sweater/skirt combo?
first kristen and i go shopping, then let the hitting commence!
sweet 16th!
#16 | Comment by AngelBaby — December 16, 2005 @ 10:53 pm
she has potential.
#17 | Comment by yawn — December 16, 2005 @ 11:36 pm
How the hell do you people breathe? Kristen is so incredibly hot, I think I spontaneously fapped as soon as the gallery loaded up. Her legs, her butt, her everything is so scrumptious I want to have it all. With wine. And butter. And garlic. Medium rare.
#18 | Comment by bighead — December 17, 2005 @ 1:34 am
Dem’s some NICE legs!
#19 | Comment by PABrown — December 17, 2005 @ 2:40 am
You fap with garlic and butter?
That’s just wrong 🙂
#20 | Comment by Chr — December 17, 2005 @ 2:59 am
#16 – I close my eyes.
And see the two of you arriving back to your candle lit boudoir after a day shopping for shoes and thong back bikinis and silk teddies at Victoria’s Secrets. You tease each other and giggle like little school girls while you try on your brand new purchases. Kristen then puts on an impromptu fashion show for you as she puts on first the silk teddy and works her way to the thong back bikini bottom(along with the optional riding crop). She suddenly asks why it’s so hard to find the right man.
She confides to you that it gets so lonely sometimes in that big house of hers, and how she cries herself to sleep most nights, wishing she had a warm body to hold. You move closer to console her and tell her that she will find someone who loves her, body and soul. Staring deeply into her beautiful pools of azzure that are her eyes, you whisper that it doesn’t necessarily have to be a man to keep her warm and to please her. Men are insensitive and don’t know what gives a woman pleausre. Your hands glide gently over her left shoulder as one of the spaghetti straps to her pearl color silk teddie falls slips to reveal a beautiful milky white breast crowned by the most delicate pink nipple. Her breath quickens as you reach out and gently stroke her areola with your long thin fingers, almost as if they were made of feathers. Your mouths and tonques quickly lock together as the two of you take off what little you had on. Hands are everywhere as if they were sparrows, daring here and there, exploring each other’s erogenous zones and crevices. These are met with sighs and little cries of pleasures, almost as if she was experiencing it for the first time. Kristen halfheartedly began to protest, saying how this is wrong, but your hands and lips quickly lay that to rest as she finds herself thrown back into a torrent of orgasmic joy that threatens to engulf here whole, body and mind. For a moment, the two of you cease to exist, but instead replaced by a tangle mass of arms and legs and breast accented by a few fleeting glimpses of pink. Kristen’s red sweater and skirt outfit lay crumpled on the groundas if they were shackles. Your tongue and fingers have freed her. She is now free to roam Eros, like the beautiful butterfly that she is.
And then I show up.
I am wearing a silk bathrobe. The robe is opened to reveal several gold medallions around my neck accenting what is possibly the greatest spray on tan known to mankind. I am also wearing a pair of Hanes Y-front underwear with Lycra, size medium. It is grey. The waistband has seen better days, it is now stretched to a large size, possibly an X-Large. I am not proud of this. I also have on a pair of aviator style sunglasses on because I believe they are the epitome of machismo and maniness. In one hand I am holding a six pack of Miller LIte. There are 4 bottles left. I was thirsty and I needed some liquid encouragement. In my other hand, I am holding a family size bucket of KFC chicken, extra crispy.
I introduce myself as the third and missing piece in this Pyramid of Pleasure. The bucket of chicken is set aside, as is the beer as I disrobe. You ask me if I am going to take my gold medallions off, and I reply no, because they belong to Bob Guccionne and he wants to sniff them later. You are both very excited as you grope and grab my buttocks and pull me towards you, causing my package of beef jerky to fall from my shorts. Kristen places her trembling hand on my bulge, my manhood, my serpent of love. And in an instant, it’s over.
We are then escorted from the mattress department at Sears by the sales staff and asked to never come back. I did not get to finish eating my bucket of chicken.
#21 | Comment by Smiley — December 17, 2005 @ 5:22 am
So sad.
#22 | Comment by michler — December 17, 2005 @ 6:23 am
#21 – First half: HAWT. Second half: HAWTER.
#23 | Comment by Nerima — December 17, 2005 @ 7:11 am
IMHO, Bell is hot in part because she just looks smart like whip–totally with it and engaged in life. Whereas someone like Paris Hilton (to pick an example from the opposite end of the spectrum) has that look on her face like “Hi. Both my neurons are busy admiring ME right now. Leave a message and I’ll get a confused look on my face later when I listen to it.”
#24 | Comment by zedzded — December 17, 2005 @ 10:29 am
Take a look at that picture
http://img476.imageshack.us/img476/4228/kristentimhale066vg.jpg
#25 | Comment by Test — December 17, 2005 @ 1:20 pm
I think what does me in is the way she looks doesnt make me say “Damn, i wanna hit that!” Its “Wow, i would totally marry that chick”
She just seems more that just “hot” to me.
#26 | Comment by Jordan — December 17, 2005 @ 5:06 pm
Picture perfect complexion
#27 | Comment by carmen electra — January 23, 2006 @ 4:53 am