Miley Cyrus
28 08 2007Well, now that Hayden is all legal, I’m sure more than a few of our loyal fubarians lost interest immediately. Have no fear, a new underage postergirl has arrived to take her place in your hearts (or locations south). Say hello to Miss Destiny Hope Cyrus, better known to young fans of Hannah Montana and Disney Channel-watching pervs as Miley.
These pics were taken over the weekend at the Teen Choice Awards. Oh, and in case anyone was wondering…Billy Ray’s little girl will be turning 15 at the end of November.
FUN FACT: Miley’s godmother is Dolly Parton.
The only time I ever saw this girl was on Leno or Conan or something.
She was super annoying.
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Nummy.
FIRST!
oh god I’ve actually watched that show too.. I mean the girl still has retainers or something that impedes her speech.
wtf is she doing wearing a dress like that…good god.
good news for the rest of this community though :)
NEXT PLZ
First off: If this ends up as a repost, my apologies. I got a “server not found” error on the first one and figured it got lost in the tubes.
That being said… wow. And she’s only 14. According to my calculations, this will keep everyone here busy until November 23rd, 2010.
I maintain that due to her parentage, she should grow a mullet. Just sayin’.
Is it wrong that the first shots I clicked on were the cleavage ones?
*lick*
She’s definitely got something, nice work AB. Downside, though, is she’s so young and those pics are sooo close you can see blemishes through the makeup, and her HAIRY forearms. I thought it was Alyssa Milano for a sec.
I clicked the cleavage shot right out of the gate too.
Damn 14 year olds– true story– I was 22 and a 14 year-old neighbor called me a tease for not giving it to her, what was I scared of, etc. I felt like I was about 2 inches fully engorged after that emasculation.
You filthy predators, why don’t you have a seat over there. What’s that in your pants?
#5 - fixt.
*Walks in naked*
I just wanted to be a mentor an older brother to her. Thats why I brought Keystone Light, lube, and a cat.
P.S. Miley is hairy and has metal teeth makes her look like Jaws from the James Bond movies. But for some reason Im still intrigued.
“Can I leave now?”
Chris Hansen” Your free to leave
*runs away gets tackled by police*
I DIDNT DO ANYTHING!
thank god.
ever since timing my ejaculation to the second before hayden turned 18 i was concerned that i had nothing to live for.
#7 Is gay…
and of course the first pic one is supossed to click is the kiss blowing pic
that did it for me, if it wasnt’ ’cause im at work id be fapping angrily
ehhhhh, No ty. Bring on Hayden!
Plus…ummm is that Lice or Dandruff in her hair?? See pic #4
DO NOT WANT
Did you hear this chick talk? Her voice is WAY deep and a little sloppy. I would imagine that when she says “fuck me” it sounds a little like sylvester the cat from looney toons.
I’d hit it so hard, whoever could pull me out would be the fuckin king of england!
Hello, I’m Chris Hansen, why don’t you take a seat right over there?
!@$#@(*%!$ jailbait!
Too young and too young looking.
Plus her dad would Achy Break your face.
#19 - Go for the mullet, pull him to the ground, and then psychologically beat him into submission by pointing out that his fourteen year-old daughter has sold more records than he has.
Also… she’s no younger than Jojo was when people started checking her out.
ive been waiting a while for her to make it onto this site. Started fapping to her when hannah montana first started. for some reason i cant get enough of her
I’ve been talking about Miley for about six months now. I got sanctioned on another site for calling her hot. Glad to see her here, and I hope to see more of her, especially since Disney is pushing “Miley” instead of “Hannah” these days.
I laughed that others clicked on the kiss-blowing pic first as well.
she definitely belongs ont he banner up there.
What about that other girl on her show. Emily Osment.
why has no one said anything about her dandruff?
come on guys, this is why we have HI-RES images :]
http://dontlinkthis.net/movies/hires/mileycyrus/pages/image5.html
http://dontlinkthis.net/movies/hires/mileycyrus/pages/image2.html
This is retarded..
In pic 1-5, you can see her zits, and her zits on her chest… flat by the way…
in pic 6&7 you can see were she put her deodorant on, there is still spots…
come on, shes not old enough to even know how to put on deodorant, she has to cake it on…
Im sorry, this little girl is just not old enough…
I saw her accept her award on the show; she almost popped out of that dress more than once.
But I’ll take Hayden, thanks. Just knowing this girl is the spawn of the “Achy Breaky Heart” guy is enough to make anyone’s penis sad.
Maybe I’ve smoked one too many, but is her dress supposed to be like fish scales? Does she think she’s a freakin’ mermaid? Does she think its “cute” to be a mermaid?
There’s probably some of you reading, wishing you had a GF of your very own. And being convinced that life would be simply perfect if you had the love of a teenage hottie (18 or 19 of course) who looks exactly like sweet little Miley.
Well, my friends, all that glitters is not gold. Case in point — imagine the misery of having to endure her showing you each and every one of her 1000 pencil drawings of faeries and expecting you to be as fascinated by them as she is. Its a very miserable, time-consuming ordeal where you have to put on your best face and act like you’re impressed. If you don’t…then guess who isn’t going to be getting any?
Getting back to Miley…. think if she wasn’t the daughter of a celebrity, she’d be a total dork in high school. Her snaggletooth grin would give even Jewel a run for her money.
more Emily
fun fact: i actually went on a date with Miley not too long ago. She’s cute, but god awfully annoying.
mmm…those puppies are growing fine
http://dontlinkthis.net/movies/hires/mileycyrus/pages/image5.html
what the white stuff at her armpit?
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gee, what would you guess a white substance in a person’s underarm area would be? you aren’t french are you?
#26 - zomg a teenager with zits! alert the media! what’s next? braces? unplanned pregnancy?
#28 - they are what is known in the fashion industry as sequins. not exactly a new invention btw.
#30 - exactly how old are you, sir?
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haha lets just say not not too old but not too young.
Hmmm….it’s always to spot which nutsacks are the ones who have never been laid. They’re the ones who poke fun of young girls who are *actually* cute. It’s overcompensation on their part. They want to act like they’re all that, and can get any chick out there. They’re supposedly better than the young model/actress that they’re ogling.
Here’s a fact guys. Girls like Miley Cyrus will never have anything to do with losers like you.
34. Just admit that you’re an old pedo and things will go easier on you. AngelBaby will rip you a new one if she really wants to.
We need some pics of her co-star Emily Osment. Miley’s not too bad, but Emily is better to look at. Having said that, personally, I prefer girls who are legal. I’m not above scouting for new “talent” and seeing who will be hot when they’re older, but I don’t get excited until they’re at least 18. I’m looking forward to seeing all the goodness that Hayden can provide for us now that she is of age.
Hayden > Emily Osment > Miley Cyrus
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hey
long time visiter first time commenter.
miley is actually pretty hott and being the daughter of billy ray makes her more attractive to me.
now on to why im really here. if there is finally something up about miley where is my vanessa hudgens post? honestly have you not seen her? she definately deserves to be up here. shes 19 in december btw
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to old yep to old
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14? Fine enough to look at. She’s a definate cutie!! Can’t wait till she’s 18, but with her father involved in just about everything she does, including the probable lack of ‘Hollywood’ people coaching her, dressing her, prepping her for public appearances, it’s not likely she’ll be removing that dress at any time.
But for the real pedos, here’s a good one…..
http://www.wallpaperbase.com/wallpapers/celebs/mileycyrus/miley_cyrus_1.jpg
Sorry but giving her father wrote and performed “shit kicker tunes” she has a deep voice. i would be affraid once my dick was deep in her throat it would be ubstructed by her “adams apple”, she is cut from cow-pies and pussy cats, sorry not my bag `o fap. plus how can you not notice that her facial expressions make her look cute one second, but like a upside-down inside-out sand crab the next?
NO! her co-star
is 100% hotter.
Time to click me own link for some much needed catch up on fappin quota for the month ;-)
Let’s get some Emily Osment on here!!
that emily osment is A. she looks way younger than Miley. B. is NOT hotter than here.
im mean, i admit i like um young, but Emily is looks like shes about 9, and even i have my boundries.
and as her as for the Miley bashing, now thats just gayness speaking. Miley while beat out kat Mcphee is a few years.
we have 4 more years of miley.
emma watsons pedo-fap clock is counting down.
plz dig up something good on emma before she cant earn me a felony conviction anymore.
only THEN will i fap to miley for great justice.
Emily Osment DOB: 3/10/92
Damn. Will someone please explain why this girl hasn’t been displayed on this site before?
yeah vanessa hudgens is to old for the pedos but i seen plenty of hott stars that arent even if its a mean post (mcphee, alba, biel, and others)
I haven’t watched teh show as we no longer get the disney channel. The only thing I’ve seen of this chick is the adverts for the sound track album and always thought that from that pic she looked like she might be hot. I think she’s a little too young looking from what I see here. Come back to me in a year. Billy Ray Cyrus is actually putting me off even more though, not sure I could get over that lol
That wallpaper pic is cute tho. FRom the Emily Osment link I can’t see enough recnt pix to gain a perspective, how old is she meant to be? In most of the pix she looks like 6, which is not a good look imo… :P
PS Yup Vanessa Hudgens is smoking hot. Ashley Tisdale looks cute in HSM to…
awwwwesome :O Miley FTW!!!! lol
hooray someone agrees vanessa is smokin
Meh, that Vanessa Hudgens chick strikes me as more of the “I’m being overly seductive to get your attention” hot than the genuine “hot and not even trying”. Dark hair with dark eyes usually doesn’t do it for me, so she’s at an obvious disadvantage.
Everyone who says Emily Osment looks TOO young, you’re not seeing her recent pictures. Most of her pictures online are from when she was way younger. She’s actually a few months older than Miley, and definitely looks better if you see a more recent picture of her. Unfortunately, since Miley is the “famous” one, there are way more pictures and interviews with her than with her better looking co-star.
You know there is one more hottie that we need to have a thread on TARA LYNNE BARR.
So if we was to list them just so we can say we asked.
-Tara Lynne Barr
-Emily Osment
-Me (lol)
-AnnaSophia Robb
-Bella Thorne
more chabert.
#56 speaks trooth. Can’t ever get enough of the Sha-bear. Of course, I’d also say the same for Mandy (my future ex-wife).
i just turned 17.
Bah, this place needs more Emma and JoJo.
That Tara Lynne Barr looks wa-a-a-y too young. Call me when she reaches puberty.
dark hair and dark eyes are a killer for me
Needs more Mackenzie Rosman
#60 Carl Monday
Tara Barr’s Birthdate: 10/02/1993
How can you say your a true pedo and not think Tara Barr is cute? The only way to answer that is that you would find her brother cute. in which case would explain a shitload. ;-)
Look its simple the yonger they look along side how old they are, i would take the looks half anyday and everyday…..
Hey ^^ #55 et al….
Tarabarr #13 - fapped happy to that one. And then you see me in one of her pics - #18. The pic is in backwards. I was driving her home after she babysat for my little one. I informed her how she was really going to earn her money. fap, fap, fap, fap….
“How can you say your (sic) a true pedo and not think Tara Barr is cute?”
1- I never said I was a true pedo. (Perhaps I’m a pseudo-pedo.)
2- She looks like she’s still young enough to write letters to Santa Claus.
In a year or two she could very well be 100% Grade A fapalicious. Right now, I find dirty thoughts about her creepy. I’m saving the baby oil for someone else.
oops - double. 64 has a typo. 65 is correct.
^^ #53 - bring on Renee Olstead http://www.reneeolstead.com
SMOKIN!! Renee > Vanessa > Miley > Tara > Emily
FACTS!
Carl Monday
Do not even try to feed any of us here bullshit excuses like that.
You know as well as i do, why you/me and dupree come here!
CHICKS: cute ones, fat ones, ones with missing teeth, old ones, skinny ones, even ones with stinky feet.
“So why beat around the bush, when you can beat the ground the bush will grow on? ”
(if you did not get that pun then maybe you are not a pedo like the rest of us)
Renee Olstead’s website sadly excludes pics of her juggs.
See http://dontlinkthis.net/archives/2885
If I stand accused of preferring the above to prepubescent girls, then I plead guilty.
Now excuse me as I fap to Renee’s monumental mammaries.
at Duffman : Yeah in her music videos I agree with you, she’s trying to hard to look hot, maybe cos she’s a little older and trying to look more grown up. Either way it doesn’t fully work for me, though she is attractive. In High School Musical however, she’s playing a vulnerable and niaeve character, and is totally, effortlessly gorgeous, much better :)
And for some of the comments here, um, I realise jokingly around here people call each other pedos. But seriously, pre-pubescent girls = not sexy. Girls young enough to not even have sex related thoughts = immoral, in a bad, not “naughty” way. Finding mature yet technically underage girls attractive is a lot safer, and a lot less likely to get you killed by an angry mob. Ephebophilia/hebephilia>Pedophilia. True story.
*waits to get flamed*
#55: Thanks for the heads up on Tara and Bella. Both are cuties for sure. I already
That was supposed to say I already loved Miley, Emily, and Annasophia. And I wanted to mention a few other of my favorites:
Victoria Justice
Alyson Stoner
Ali Lohan
Emerson Rose Hatcher
#69 - I’m sure they’re meaning “pedos” in a joking fashion. At least I hope there aren’t *actual* pedophiles on this site. :)
How old are you? What are you doing here? You thought it was okay to make these kinds of comments about a minor?
“Is it wrong that the first shots I clicked on were the cleavage ones?”
“I’d hit it so hard, whoever could pull me out would be the fuckin king of england!”
“mmm…those puppies are growing fine”
“fap, fap, fap, fap…”
Don’t you see something inappropriate about that?
You used lubricants? What conclusions do I draw?
So it’s not the first time you’ve done it. Do you see why it looks like you didn’t learn your lesson?
Well, I’ve got to tell you something. I’m Chris Hansen with Dateline NBC and we’re doing a story on computer predators who leer at underage celebrities on the Internet. Now if there is anything else you would like to say for yourself we’d love to hear it. Otherwise, I’m going to round up some big guys to pounce on your asses.
Hey sir, can you come back over here please?
lol yup thought so ;)
Seriously though, the fact that the media calls people who have a loving, mature, consenting relationship with (for example) someone 17 (or 15 in the UK) pedophiles and puts them in the same bracket as someone who rapes a toddler is quite frankly rediculous. Especially in the UK where its on the front page of a newspaper, and right next to it is a picture of a page three model in a school girls costume with the shirt open, holding a teddybear and lolly with the caption “Just 18 and bearly legal” is irony in its purest form. Whatever sells more copies I guess…
*takes of the serious hat and goes back to making jokes about pink wigs and freckled tits*
DEFINED PEDOPHILIA
Thats Me As A Pedo Anyways ;-)
I cannot stop fapping to these.
In Georgia, 16 is the legal age of consent.
#77 you fap to that link #76 left?
I cant get enough of that dog molesting that cat myself.
#78 in mexico legal age is 12 so anyone wanna go to tijuanna with me?
maybe vanessa will end up here now
apparently she took nude photos of herself for her boyfriend and they are supposed to start circulating on the web soon. they arent out yet though, believe me ive looked
ill go to mexico, ive been there once and every other girl is hott, as opposed to here where its like every 4 is hott. they dont have an obesity problem down there
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hmm, nice face… i’d hit it.. but she’s not jojo.
there are plenty of vanessa bikini pics for your fapping pleasure
I heard 12 is legal in the south. But only with close relatives.
so does “fap” mean to like masterbate? cause i was a bit confused in the beginning. Miley Cyrus does need to grow up a bit though!! there was this site where she said that people need to stop talking about her because they’re “hurting her feelings” well let me tell that bitch something, duh!! that’s what the media does and your hella stupid if you didnt know that. I mean come on everyone that is famous has had a least one thing said about them that was insulting!! God!! i mean does she think that just because she’s the daughter of Billy Ray and acts like she’s sweet, no one will make fun of her?!?! and for all you pedos, come on now, even YOU guys can do better than her! plus i heard she’s rude and a total bitch!
Okay whoa pic.9 what the hell?? is that supposed to be a “sexy” pose???
little girl your 2 young 2 be doing them poses, and cover up your not a porn star your 14!!! sluty crack head!
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#87 is right, and what the fuck is wrong w/her knees on pic. 9. can you guys say, deformed bitch?
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last 3 comments = same person
BWAAAHAHAHAHA^^^^^
Do yer thang Angelbaby.
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last 2 comments = same person
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lies…ALL LIES!
hey miley i love your show and is that your sister my mom wants your dads aoughtgraph
If there`s grass on the field…!!!
OMG her boobs are hot i want to fuck her in her pussy and her to give me ablowjob squeeze her boobs fuck ya
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i see a pedo
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