I got your balloons right here.

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As part of my ongoing effort to be less hateful, and/or sarcastic, I decided to spend part of my afternoon looking for pictures of “balloons” (GIGGLE) for Justin’s readers.

It didn’t take me long to find a pretty nice gallery of this set:

Click “more” for the rest of the gallery!

(I sincerely hope that you all knew this was going to be a lame joke, but something tells me one or two retards actually fell for it.)

50 thoughts on “I got your balloons right here.”

  1. haha. I love you.

    #1 | Comment by suzi — October 9, 2002 @ 4:33 pm

  2. That was the meanest trick ever. *sniff*

    #2 | Comment by bob — October 9, 2002 @ 4:54 pm

  3. YAY! Balloons!

    You know what, I’m kind of afraid of you, Thess…Hope you don’t mind.

    #3 | Comment by Liz — October 9, 2002 @ 5:02 pm

  4. lol, wow nice bah-lloons

    #4 | Comment by J.C, — October 9, 2002 @ 5:22 pm

  5. Thess-

    Those first two balloons rocked!

    Your ‘balloon’ pics are great, but I am still waiting for Liz to deliver her promised ‘pussy’ porn.

    #5 | Comment by smash — October 9, 2002 @ 5:24 pm

  6. Heheh shouldn’t you put up an age disclaimer on those balloons. 🙂

    #6 | Comment by Eric — October 9, 2002 @ 5:27 pm

  7. Ive seen bigger.

    #7 | Comment by POOonSHOE — October 9, 2002 @ 5:41 pm

  8. awwww darn

    #8 | Comment by cat — October 9, 2002 @ 5:56 pm

  9. ya got me all excited

    #9 | Comment by cat — October 9, 2002 @ 5:59 pm

  10. I like the first and third pictures. They’re pretty.

    #10 | Comment by Bubba — October 9, 2002 @ 6:15 pm

  11. damn, im a retard.

    #11 | Comment by Ikke — October 9, 2002 @ 6:24 pm

  12. wow that was so not funny. In fact I cant stop myself from not laughing like crazy and rolling around the floor.

    #12 | Comment by notLAUGHING — October 9, 2002 @ 6:28 pm

  13. wow that was so not funny. In fact I cant stop myself from not laughing like crazy and rolling around the floor.

    #13 | Comment by notLAUGHING — October 9, 2002 @ 6:28 pm

  14. HAHA…I clicked twice…now thats FUNNY!!!!!

    #14 | Comment by laughingNOW — October 9, 2002 @ 6:29 pm

  15. I’ve seen bigger

    #15 | Comment by P. Orno Rocks — October 10, 2002 @ 7:08 am

  16. retard

    #16 | Comment by vass — October 10, 2002 @ 7:10 am

  17. Go away, Cat.

    #17 | Comment by suzi — October 10, 2002 @ 7:48 am

  18. lol!!

    #18 | Comment by Bubba — October 10, 2002 @ 7:51 am

  19. vass: double retard

    #19 | Comment by thess — October 10, 2002 @ 7:53 am

  20. Don’t piss off Suzi. She’s a hardcore grandma….or something like that.

    #20 | Comment by Bubba — October 10, 2002 @ 7:55 am

  21. hardcore grandma? what the… *beep*…

    #21 | Comment by suzi — October 10, 2002 @ 8:34 am

  22. Um…grandma…. Right. Am I missing a part of that Suzi??

    #22 | Comment by Eric — October 10, 2002 @ 9:03 am

  23. whats wrong suzi

    #23 | Comment by cat — October 10, 2002 @ 9:06 am

  24. uh, nothing is wrong?

    and Bubba, I was just curious as what I am a hardcore grandma means..

    #24 | Comment by suzi — October 10, 2002 @ 9:16 am

  25. I don’t know. I have no idea. Oh wait……I think it means you’re hardcore……like a grandma…. no. I still don’t know……it’s something good? A complement? No? It’s a joke curse you!! Really! I didn’t mean it……goodness<-----ah ah ah.

    #25 | Comment by Bubba — October 10, 2002 @ 9:37 am

  26. Thess….that was genius. I’m disappointed (and retarded), but that was still genius.

    Bubba….you are starting to sound like Fizban….or Zifnab….if you don’t know who I am talking about then nevermind, maybe someone out there will.

    #26 | Comment by Jamlink — October 10, 2002 @ 10:23 am

  27. my grandma has control issues =O

    #27 | Comment by mike — October 10, 2002 @ 10:39 am

  28. wee! look. i made a new more indepth disclaimer thingy for the comments section.

    scary eh??

    #28 | Comment by Justin — October 10, 2002 @ 11:24 am

  29. Well aren’t you just special, Justin..

    #29 | Comment by suzi — October 10, 2002 @ 11:27 am

  30. you make me cry susan

    #30 | Comment by Justin — October 10, 2002 @ 11:31 am

  31. Suzi’s a hardcore grandma!!

    #31 | Comment by Jarge — October 10, 2002 @ 11:41 am

  32. Seriously…that last picture still gives me a bit of a chubby.

    #32 | Comment by Matt — October 10, 2002 @ 11:45 am

  33. *goes to spam under multiple names and aliases* =D

    or do i… =\

    #33 | Comment by mike — October 10, 2002 @ 11:58 am

  34. Its a great joke because its simple. Simple jokes are the best. I like pie.

    #34 | Comment by dugas of eenodol — October 10, 2002 @ 1:22 pm

  35. that was probably the meanest thing i have even seen. please dont ever come between a man and his boobie porn. *cries*

    #35 | Comment by pangwinking — October 10, 2002 @ 4:30 pm

  36. Bitch!!!
    Waaaaaa !!!
    Waaaaaa !!!
    *snifle*

    #36 | Comment by Kingolf — October 10, 2002 @ 9:16 pm

  37. Fizban the Fabulous!! Indeed.

    #37 | Comment by Bubba — October 10, 2002 @ 9:49 pm

  38. suzi,why dont yu like me. . i meen yu dont have to like me but why do yu hate me or whatever?!?
    im confusing myself now
    bye,bye

    #38 | Comment by cat — October 11, 2002 @ 5:03 am

  39. my grandma’s balloons were huge for her age of 93, I used to cry at the sight of it when I was a child. It was to my detriment and penultimate fear that one day I would drown in her oceanic busoms – to this day I fear the boobs. Especially big ones on girls. It does not turn me on. It does nothing for me. All I see is death on a chest. Maybe, someday, some girl somewhere will convert me (suzi?) but until then, I’ll stick to my infatuation of butts and armpits.

    #39 | Comment by Ramrod the Third — October 11, 2002 @ 12:10 pm

  40. teh boobs. correction.

    #40 | Comment by Ramrod the third — October 11, 2002 @ 12:11 pm

  41. I never once said I hated YOU. (There is an o in the word you; it’s not just yu.) Don’t assume things.

    #41 | Comment by Suzi — October 11, 2002 @ 2:26 pm

  42. Yeah. Suzi is teh evil. Justin said so, and he’s a stand up guy.

    har har eheh

    #42 | Comment by Bubba — October 11, 2002 @ 3:08 pm

  43. I’m nice on the phone though. 🙂

    #43 | Comment by suzi — October 11, 2002 @ 5:47 pm

  44. ok suzi,
    i wont assume things(sry if my yus interupt yur thinking process,jk.((im trying to add personality to my yus)))-ignore the word personality,i dont think not adding an o counts for pensonality.

    #44 | Comment by cat — October 11, 2002 @ 11:25 pm

  45. It counts for a spelling test. You still taking those, or do they stop at grade 6? Anybody ever see the movie The Red Balloon? That’s what those balloons remind me of. "Balloon!" "Balloon!" Stupid movie.

    #45 | Comment by Bubba — October 12, 2002 @ 2:36 am

  46. The 2nd picture of the ballons is by far the best!

    #46 | Comment by DrCamel — October 12, 2002 @ 12:32 pm

  47. Damn, only one with hot air ballons.

    #47 | Comment by Guy — October 15, 2002 @ 12:58 pm

  48. wowwwww. somehow i wandered in here and i cant seem to find the trail of breadcrumbs. . .

    #48 | Comment by xmaddcrazix — October 15, 2002 @ 6:02 pm

  49. Waaaaahhhhh, I wanted the other balloons….

    #49 | Comment by Camoflage — October 17, 2002 @ 1:14 am

  50. bad joke, pretty girl though

    #50 | Comment by the boob spy — October 19, 2002 @ 8:24 pm

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