OH PLEASE

30 10 2005

Ya, and we’ll be seeing her next on G4, IGN and as a new addition to my “I Hate You” category.


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29 responses to “OH PLEASE”

    30 10 2005
  • 1.  Puzzlehead (17:59:10) :

    That is so unsanitary. If you think of all the people, especially all of the snot-nosed ankle biters whose parents leave them there while they go shopping, who put their hands on those controllers…ew. Think about it – the one item in a HOSPITAL room that has the most germs/bacteria on it is the television remote. A publicly accessible video game controller can’t be any better.

    You may get your wish: maybe her tongue will shrivel up into something resembling beef jerky.

  • 30 10 2005
  • 2.  JustSumDude (18:33:25) :

    I’d be more impressed if she deep-throated the entire controller.

  • 30 10 2005
  • 3.  hok (21:59:17) :

    uh, did i miss something? forgive my ignorance but why is there a 360 in a store? i mean, uh, zim?

  • 30 10 2005
  • 4.  Justin (22:05:22) :

    because walmarts all across the nation began displaying xbox360 demo kiosks this past week!

  • 30 10 2005
  • 5.  Wonderyak (22:49:09) :

    Dude. That controller is probably so filthy, those store display controllers usually are.

  • 30 10 2005
  • 6.  amandalvr (22:59:58) :

    Yeah, she’s a dirty girl!

    I like the grasp that she has on that controller. I’ve got a joystick for her to lick!

  • 31 10 2005
  • 7.  smash (00:59:02) :

    someone needs to SO edit it a penis instead of that controller.

  • 31 10 2005
  • 8.  shirizaki (02:29:57) :

    Dude, that’s in a fucking Wal-mart.

    She’s got over 100 STD’s now.

    And why is Walmart displaying the 360s? No one that shops at walmart cn afford it.

  • 31 10 2005
  • 9.  DUDEMASTER (02:48:14) :

    Instant Hick-White Trash disease. Where is the girls obituary? I wish Chobot would have licked a diseased PSP so she would have the same fate as this girl.

  • 31 10 2005
  • 10.  kiko (02:59:13) :

    Chobot >>>>>>>>>> all videogame hardware lickers

  • 31 10 2005
  • 11.  Billy (06:31:01) :

    “Ya, and we’ll be seeing her next on G4, IGN”

    No… we better not. she looks like a fucking retard licking the controller of a floppy console. no one can pull a chobot ^_^

  • 31 10 2005
  • 12.  The Brad (08:46:38) :

    Maybe she’s retarded… and blind. For all we know she could think it’s a popsicle. I mean, who would lick a controller that’s in a Wal-Mart? A retarded blind person would.

  • 31 10 2005
  • 13.  UncleMao (10:17:54) :

    Now that poor controller’s got syphillis for nothing…

  • 31 10 2005
  • 14.  velocity girl (12:44:46) :

    ass-to-ass

  • 31 10 2005
  • 15.  snife. (14:10:57) :

    but this girl is making fun of chobot. and she’s hot.

  • 31 10 2005
  • 16.  hok (18:14:10) :

    i’d hit it

  • 1 11 2005
  • 17.  TheChef (00:31:20) :

    Is that Angel Baby? I’m still waiting for her to pose for all of us….

  • 1 11 2005
  • 18.  ButterscotchStallion (04:17:04) :

    #11, if she keeps licking like that, I bet that console won’t be floppy for long.

    Anyway, the girl looks pretty hot and stuff, but I concur with the rest of y’all…that’s pretty gross to be licking such a petrie dish of disease and filth, even if it is meant to parody Chobot. I wouldn’t touch or get within 5 feet of one of those controllers, let alone lick one.

    Hell, to kiss that girl I’d probably have to pull a Jerry like on that one episode of Seinfeld where he dropped Kristin Davis’ toothbrush in the toilet.

  • 1 11 2005
  • 19.  hok (08:53:38) :

    she’s got a pretty big tongue. could just be the angle.. can’t tell if she’s actually touching the controller, right? wait, i dont care. i’d still hit it.

  • 1 11 2005
  • 20.  Justin (14:01:26) :

    boobs = nice size

    nose = jewish?

  • 1 11 2005
  • 21.  chink (14:33:13) :

    i would still beat that shit up, regardless.

  • 1 11 2005
  • 22.  Moe (15:27:06) :

    She doesn’t look like her tongue is actually making contact. I honestly don’t think anyone’s that stupid.

    But to those of you saying she’ll catch STDs from a Wal-mart controller? Yeah, what are the chances that that many of the people who use it have even HAD enough sex to be at risk of carrying infections?

    She looks great, and really that’s all that needs to be said here.

  • 2 11 2005
  • 23.  kiko (05:32:48) :

    “But to those of you saying she’ll catch STDs from a Wal-mart controller? Yeah, what are the chances that that many of the people who use it have even HAD enough sex to be at risk of carrying infections?”

    Some people fuck crack whores for $10 and don’t wash their hands after masturbating.

    Btw, I’m not one of those people.

  • 2 11 2005
  • 24.  Justin (05:36:31) :

    people wash their hands after masturbating?

  • 2 11 2005
  • 25.  kiko (05:58:00) :

    Do you ever wash your hands?

  • 2 11 2005
  • 26.  UncleMao (23:14:47) :

    Hands?

  • 3 11 2005
  • 27.  ButterscotchStallion (09:34:03) :

    #24, Yes. Because that’s right before they fix themselves a sandwich.

  • 31 01 2006
  • 28.  Acid for Blood » Blog Archive » Desperately Seeking Chobot (11:13:20) :

    […] Please stop looking for Jessica Chobot in my blog archives. You will find oodles of fun Chobot stuff right here. […]

  • 21 10 2009
  • 29.  . (10:52:45) :

    wtf

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