29 thoughts on “OH PLEASE

  1. That is so unsanitary. If you think of all the people, especially all of the snot-nosed ankle biters whose parents leave them there while they go shopping, who put their hands on those controllers…ew. Think about it – the one item in a HOSPITAL room that has the most germs/bacteria on it is the television remote. A publicly accessible video game controller can’t be any better.

    You may get your wish: maybe her tongue will shrivel up into something resembling beef jerky.

    #1 | Comment by Puzzlehead — October 30, 2005 @ 5:59 pm

  2. I’d be more impressed if she deep-throated the entire controller.

    #2 | Comment by JustSumDude — October 30, 2005 @ 6:33 pm

  3. uh, did i miss something? forgive my ignorance but why is there a 360 in a store? i mean, uh, zim?

    #3 | Comment by hok — October 30, 2005 @ 9:59 pm

  4. because walmarts all across the nation began displaying xbox360 demo kiosks this past week!

    #4 | Comment by Justin — October 30, 2005 @ 10:05 pm

  5. Dude. That controller is probably so filthy, those store display controllers usually are.

    #5 | Comment by Wonderyak — October 30, 2005 @ 10:49 pm

  6. Yeah, she’s a dirty girl!

    I like the grasp that she has on that controller. I’ve got a joystick for her to lick!

    #6 | Comment by amandalvr — October 30, 2005 @ 10:59 pm

  7. someone needs to SO edit it a penis instead of that controller.

    #7 | Comment by smash — October 31, 2005 @ 12:59 am

  8. Dude, that’s in a fucking Wal-mart.

    She’s got over 100 STD’s now.

    And why is Walmart displaying the 360s? No one that shops at walmart cn afford it.

    #8 | Comment by shirizaki — October 31, 2005 @ 2:29 am

  9. Instant Hick-White Trash disease. Where is the girls obituary? I wish Chobot would have licked a diseased PSP so she would have the same fate as this girl.

    #9 | Comment by DUDEMASTER — October 31, 2005 @ 2:48 am

  10. Chobot >>>>>>>>>> all videogame hardware lickers

    #10 | Comment by kiko — October 31, 2005 @ 2:59 am

  11. “Ya, and we’ll be seeing her next on G4, IGN”

    No… we better not. she looks like a fucking retard licking the controller of a floppy console. no one can pull a chobot ^_^

    #11 | Comment by Billy — October 31, 2005 @ 6:31 am

  12. Maybe she’s retarded… and blind. For all we know she could think it’s a popsicle. I mean, who would lick a controller that’s in a Wal-Mart? A retarded blind person would.

    #12 | Comment by The Brad — October 31, 2005 @ 8:46 am

  13. Now that poor controller’s got syphillis for nothing…

    #13 | Comment by UncleMao — October 31, 2005 @ 10:17 am

  14. ass-to-ass

    #14 | Comment by velocity girl — October 31, 2005 @ 12:44 pm

  15. but this girl is making fun of chobot. and she’s hot.

    #15 | Comment by snife. — October 31, 2005 @ 2:10 pm

  16. i’d hit it

    #16 | Comment by hok — October 31, 2005 @ 6:14 pm

  17. Is that Angel Baby? I’m still waiting for her to pose for all of us….

    #17 | Comment by TheChef — November 1, 2005 @ 12:31 am

  18. #11, if she keeps licking like that, I bet that console won’t be floppy for long.

    Anyway, the girl looks pretty hot and stuff, but I concur with the rest of y’all…that’s pretty gross to be licking such a petrie dish of disease and filth, even if it is meant to parody Chobot. I wouldn’t touch or get within 5 feet of one of those controllers, let alone lick one.

    Hell, to kiss that girl I’d probably have to pull a Jerry like on that one episode of Seinfeld where he dropped Kristin Davis’ toothbrush in the toilet.

    #18 | Comment by ButterscotchStallion — November 1, 2005 @ 4:17 am

  19. she’s got a pretty big tongue. could just be the angle.. can’t tell if she’s actually touching the controller, right? wait, i dont care. i’d still hit it.

    #19 | Comment by hok — November 1, 2005 @ 8:53 am

  20. boobs = nice size

    nose = jewish?

    #20 | Comment by Justin — November 1, 2005 @ 2:01 pm

  21. i would still beat that shit up, regardless.

    #21 | Comment by chink — November 1, 2005 @ 2:33 pm

  22. She doesn’t look like her tongue is actually making contact. I honestly don’t think anyone’s that stupid.

    But to those of you saying she’ll catch STDs from a Wal-mart controller? Yeah, what are the chances that that many of the people who use it have even HAD enough sex to be at risk of carrying infections?

    She looks great, and really that’s all that needs to be said here.

    #22 | Comment by Moe — November 1, 2005 @ 3:27 pm

  23. “But to those of you saying she’ll catch STDs from a Wal-mart controller? Yeah, what are the chances that that many of the people who use it have even HAD enough sex to be at risk of carrying infections?”

    Some people fuck crack whores for $10 and don’t wash their hands after masturbating.

    Btw, I’m not one of those people.

    #23 | Comment by kiko — November 2, 2005 @ 5:32 am

  24. people wash their hands after masturbating?

    #24 | Comment by Justin — November 2, 2005 @ 5:36 am

  25. Do you ever wash your hands?

    #25 | Comment by kiko — November 2, 2005 @ 5:58 am

  26. Hands?

    #26 | Comment by UncleMao — November 2, 2005 @ 11:14 pm

  27. #24, Yes. Because that’s right before they fix themselves a sandwich.

    #27 | Comment by ButterscotchStallion — November 3, 2005 @ 9:34 am

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  29. wtf

    #29 | Comment by . — October 21, 2009 @ 10:52 am

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