Goodness!

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14/9/02 10:21 PM
DaGaSm: hi
DaGaSm: who is this???
psykotik2k: you are a moron
DaGaSm: u avril??
psykotik2k: moron!
DaGaSm: rock on !!!!!

Yet another reason why i have the general public blocked from contacting me on AIM.

I called Suzi up on the phone last night for the first time ever. Haha. She was just about to log off AIM when i decided to just call her up and catch her off guard. Hee. I’ve been telling her for the past coupla weeks now that i would call but she never believed me.

psykotik2k: you know i am going to call you up someday
psykotik2k: i just dont know when
psykotik2k: but i will surprise you
psykotik2k: bwahahaha
ex0ticnsull3n: SURE.

So i call and she picks up and she has no idea who i was. So i tell her and she’s like all “Omigawd! Omigawd!”. Haha. That was funny. And yes she does have a Southern accent. And apparently, i have no accent at all. I sound ‘normal’. How boring is that. I want a Southern accent too! Or maybe Canadian. I tried talking to my girlfriend with a Southern accent last night but i ended up sounding really gay.

Things i learned while talking to Suzi:

1. She says ‘gosh’ and ‘goodness’ a lot.
2. That i’ve been pronouncing the word ‘southern’ wrong my entire life (it’s ‘suth-ern’, not ‘south-ern’. what the hell. bah!)
3. She moves around too much. Never sits still.
4. She’s a lot nicer to me on the phone than she is online.

I swear, there isn’t a day that goes by on AIM where we’re not telling each other to ‘shut up’ or calling each other names like ‘stupid’ or ‘tard’ or saying ‘you’re dumb’ or whatever. It happens A LOT. Plus she’s always warning me on AIM too. And for no reason! If you happen to see me online with a high warning level on my SN, you can bet that it’s probably her doing.

She should be nicer to me. I helped her get 9 hosting offers! 9! She’s got a new URL now by the way. Go bug her and tell her to stop being a meanie head to me online.

Other people that i wish to someday call up.

In other news, Eve is still alive. Yay. She posted here yesterday. Get your internet connection up and get back online ASAP woman.

Cleo is back. You may remember her from earlier this year when she used to post on this site. Before she and her site suddenly disappeared off the face of the earth. But she’s back now so weee.

Here are some of her posts. Maybe that will refresh your memory.

I haven’t spoken to her since forever now. I wonder if she remembers me. Oh well.

I would put up a new link to Meg’s site but it isn’t completely finished yet (because Liz is a horribly lazy Canadian and is taking her time setting up the blog part of Meg’s site) but don’t you agree with me when i say that Meg is teh gorgeous? I think she is.

Agree with me you fuckers or i will quit the site.

Have any of you looked in the guestbook lately? It’s always a great source of amusement because not only do people think i’m Avril on AIM, but also in my guestbook! Stupid people of the world unite!

Here are some samples.

First, the people who think i have a vagina.

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Comments: Hey is that you on your main page!?! Damn girl! you are FINE!

Comments: hi nice girl with nice web page
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Then there are the Avril haters.

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Comments: AVRIL LAVIGNE SUCKS MY ASS. IF I EVER SEE HER ON THE STREET I WILL KICK THE CRAP OUT OF HER POSER ASS, AND YES THAT IS A THREAT. SHE THINKS SHE IS ALL A REBEL, AND AN ACTUAL REBEL IS SOMEONE THAT STANDS UP FOR SOMETHING OUT OF THE NORM, NOT SOMEONE THAT GOES OUT OF A DRIVING LIMOUSINE, SHE IS SUCH A FUCKING IDIOT, SHE NEEDS TO WASH HER HAIR, AND IT COULD ALSO USE A TRIM. WHORE! SHE NEEDS TO WASH SOME OF THAT MAKE UP OFF, THE FUCKING HYPOCRITE, ACTING LIKE SHE IS ALL “HERSELF” 24/7, SHE WEARS MORE MAKE UP THAN MY GRANDMA. I READ ABOUT HER BEING A “REALLY GOOD SKATER” AND HOW “SHE STARTED TO SKATE WHEN SHE WAS IN 11TH GRADE” I MEAN GIVE ME A BREAK, 11TH GRADE WAS A YEAR AGO. I HOPE TO SEE HER ONE DAY ON VH1, ONE HIT WONDERS.

Comments: avril lavigne is a fucking poser ass bia-tch. if she is soooo punk…then why is her music the exact opposite AND on the radio and mtv? ok, bands like nfg and good charlotte did sell out, but they are still good. because they, unlike avril, had to start from the ground up and they earned their own fans by being good bands. avril just pops out of canada and acts like she knows what the hell she is doing. if anyone cared about the REAL punk scene, they would know better than to just be into the fashion of punk, and not sell out to mtv, which in turn sells punk into mainstream. now, thanx to avril, we will now see britney and n’sync teeny boppers sporting beaters, chuck taylors, liberty spikes, mohawks, and punk rock gear. thanx avril…for being so gratious to all of us who are punx who actually give a damn about our scene, now we will have these half assed little 10 year old girls running around saying “Punk is sooo cool, like oh my god, i am punk and i shop at hot topic!”…”let’s go to the mall!”
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And then there are the fans.

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Comments: This site kicks ass!! Avrilz tha best female singer out there! keep on rockin avril!!!!!!!!

Comments: Damn there is some jealous people around here…anyways i just wanted to say that you guys cheer me up when i’m at work cause i hate my job but when avril’s toons are up…it boosts me up and takes away my working melancholy!So it’s pretty chill to see a gurlie singing some reel toons about real life issues compared to all those sellout chicks that just sing about synthetic love that is never gonna happen anyway so peace out and a big up to you guys so keep on kicking those guitars and distort those pedals as much as you want as long you guys remain your own okay! ;0) ciao ciao
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Then there is this one girl.

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Comments: Omg Omg! Avril is so damn awsome! She is my idol! The porn Jokes r very funny. Avril Avril Avril Avril Avril Avril Avril, U know, after u say it a lot it doesnt makes sense……..at all!
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And then there is this one guy who makes fun of that one girl.

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Comments: OMG OMG OMG!!!!!! Justin is so damn awsome!!! He is my idol!!! He is so very funny. Justin Justin Justin Justin Justin Justin Justin, you know, after you say it a lot He’s still so very awsome. OMG!!!! “faint”
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I think Thess said it best when she said:

Teflon Parakeet: Your readers are so odd.

51 thoughts on “Goodness!”

  1. ohmigawd! ohmigawd!

    :DD

    i am teh nice!

    #1 | Comment by suzi — September 15, 2002 @ 1:01 pm

  2. OMG OMG. i got second post! why dont you post Suzi’s number so that we can all call her. Haters are always fun. stupid people are even more fun

    #2 | Comment by Ikke — September 15, 2002 @ 1:50 pm

  3. share the love that is me 😀

    not really.

    #3 | Comment by suzi — September 15, 2002 @ 1:55 pm

  4. oh shut up. i can say eric and january just fine!

    #4 | Comment by Justin — September 15, 2002 @ 2:25 pm

  5. can not.

    #5 | Comment by suzi — September 15, 2002 @ 2:27 pm

  6. can too.

    plus i took a speech giving class last year and i got an A! well… a BA actually, but i was just 1 point away from getting an A so there! close enough!

    i have no accent. har har

    #6 | Comment by Justin — September 15, 2002 @ 2:38 pm

  7. YOu have her phone number?? What’s her phone number???

    #7 | Comment by manowar — September 15, 2002 @ 2:54 pm

  8. BA grade? What the fuck is that? Do you say Eric and January with an Asian accent or is she accusing us Michiganders of having some accent? Cuz we don’t. Eric is pronounced: Air-ick. January: Jan-you-air-ee.

    #8 | Comment by smash — September 15, 2002 @ 3:25 pm

  9. he has no asian accent at all! its scary. he has a northern one sort of.

    #9 | Comment by suzi — September 15, 2002 @ 3:29 pm

  10. Justin…why don’t you post a sample of your enunciations for Eric and January so the rest of us can make fun of you too?

    #10 | Comment by Jamlink — September 15, 2002 @ 5:51 pm

  11. I have been visiting your website for almost the whole time you have had this site. You have some dumbass readers wo are too lazy to scroll down a couple of inches to read who actually runs this site. Its just sad.

    #11 | Comment by Nate — September 15, 2002 @ 6:46 pm

  12. Air-ick and Jan-you-air-ee! That’s what i said! She says it must be some kind of Northern thing.

    The BA thing explained.

    #12 | Comment by Justin — September 15, 2002 @ 8:09 pm

  13. i think that sounds right. that’s how i say it. maybe they say it differntly down south

    whats a northen accent sound like?

    #13 | Comment by matt — September 15, 2002 @ 8:32 pm

  14. i won’t criticize accents because i’m from the "sow-th" and have a nasty one. it’s embarrassing, but everyone here (Texas) has one, so nobody even notices it. i can’t imagine someone pronouncing it "sow-thern" hehe. the northern/minnesota accent is funny as hell. "oh gee wiz, there now, uh, that’s just wonderful".. you just have to hear it.

    #14 | Comment by Chris — September 15, 2002 @ 9:14 pm

  15. oh gee wiz. i wish i had that accent!

    #15 | Comment by suzi — September 15, 2002 @ 9:58 pm

  16. I say sowthern too! Nothing wrong with that!

    Maybe it’s because i’m from Canada…….. hmm…..

    #16 | Comment by James — September 15, 2002 @ 10:08 pm

  17. fuk im so hot

    #17 | Comment by NoNamE87--> — September 15, 2002 @ 10:49 pm

  18. y the fuk im here

    #18 | Comment by NoNamE87--> — September 15, 2002 @ 10:50 pm

  19. the truth is, im a retard

    #19 | Comment by NoNamE87--> — September 15, 2002 @ 10:51 pm

  20. I remember that when i first came here I thought you were Angelina Jolie cuz you had her layout. However, I checked your "about" section and it cracked me up cuz it was funny. So I guess that people just see the Avril pictures and start IM’ming you.

    #20 | Comment by Whoa Bundy — September 15, 2002 @ 11:21 pm

  21. Justin-

    So you say it the same as I do. Which is CORRECT. I want suzi to call you up and leave a message on the number with how she says "eric" and "january".

    Damned SUTHNERS.

    #21 | Comment by smash — September 15, 2002 @ 11:30 pm

  22. BA is an actual grade??!?!??!

    Fuck. Things are getting more retarded. There are like 15 grades now? Why even do that? Just give everyone ‘You Attended’ credit and everyone can graduation top of the class.

    #22 | Comment by smash — September 15, 2002 @ 11:31 pm

  23. so does suzi sound as hot as she looks? and hell yeah meg looks good! keep up the good work justin!!!

    #23 | Comment by J.C. — September 15, 2002 @ 11:37 pm

  24. keli is fun to talk to on the phone. she can be boring though. lol. she always thinks she’s right too lol. sorry keli 😛

    #24 | Comment by popa — September 15, 2002 @ 11:50 pm

  25. Why aren’t Russian people considered Asian, or people from India? Is it just so people can say "you have an Asian accent", and it make sense? Curse my thoughts, someone tell me why!!!

    #25 | Comment by Bubba — September 16, 2002 @ 1:50 am

  26. You only think I’m boring cause I wont have phone sex with you….pfft =o.

    #26 | Comment by Keli — September 16, 2002 @ 3:14 am

  27. You should call Keli cause she’s a sweetie.

    #27 | Comment by Gaybo the Clown — September 16, 2002 @ 7:46 am

  28. Oh christ, i’ve cum… I clicked the link to Meg’s pic… and insta sticky gitch man.. I got tent. And to quote Justin’s best line "I want to hump her"

    #28 | Comment by I_AM_HIM — September 16, 2002 @ 10:11 am

  29. Meg’s picture doesn’t work for me! 🙁

    Post it on your site Justin – please!

    #29 | Comment by Carl — September 16, 2002 @ 11:14 am

  30. i am fun!

    #30 | Comment by suzi — September 16, 2002 @ 12:10 pm

  31. hey Chris about the accents have youever actually met someone from Minnesota or are you just basing this on Fargo because no minnesotan that I know has ever talked this way and I do not talk this way either.

    #31 | Comment by josh — September 16, 2002 @ 12:12 pm

  32. how exactly does an asian accent sound like? *shrugs*

    #32 | Comment by reign — September 16, 2002 @ 12:16 pm

  33. arvil makers tinfoil hats

    #33 | Comment by steve — September 16, 2002 @ 3:20 pm

  34. josh

    i based my comment about minnesota/northern accents on this guy that moved to our school. we didn’t make fun of him, we would just laugh when he’d say things weird. he was a good sport and would always comply with our request for him to say "pop" (when talking about any drink).

    #34 | Comment by Chris — September 16, 2002 @ 3:26 pm

  35. What’s wrong with calling it pop? I am Canadian and I call my "soda" a pop, why, because its right damn it. Most people I know here say Suh-thern, not South-ern .. so I don’t know what yer talkin aboot eh! (I don’t actually say aboot either damn it)

    #35 | Comment by I_AM_HIM — September 16, 2002 @ 3:53 pm

  36. http://www.ugcs.caltech.edu/~almccon/pop_soda/

    there are even a few Canadian data points

    #36 | Comment by raceman — September 16, 2002 @ 4:53 pm

  37. Justin do u have a avril nudes?

    #37 | Comment by P. Orno Rocks — September 16, 2002 @ 8:29 pm

  38. aboot!

    #38 | Comment by suzi — September 16, 2002 @ 8:35 pm

  39. justin better not have avril nudes. shes illegal. perv.

    #39 | Comment by suzi — September 16, 2002 @ 8:36 pm

  40. justin better not have avril nudes. shes illegal. perv.

    #40 | Comment by suzi — September 16, 2002 @ 8:37 pm

  41. i am a moron. posted it twice 🙁

    #41 | Comment by suzi — September 16, 2002 @ 8:37 pm

  42. Justin, you’re the man, the coolest. But whats with everyone being obsessed over Suzie? Sure, she’s cute. But there are other chicks in the world you know.

    #42 | Comment by Hey — September 16, 2002 @ 9:13 pm

  43. it was a joke asswhipe(thats u suzi)
    P.S. http://www.amishrakefight.org/gfy/

    #43 | Comment by P. Orno Rocks — September 16, 2002 @ 9:18 pm

  44. asswhipe. OKAY. I guess you didnt realize I wasn’t serious either retard. (thats u p. orno rocks)

    #44 | Comment by suzi — September 16, 2002 @ 10:53 pm

  45. K Chris I was just making sure because most people just base how people from MN on how they talked in Fargo and most no one talk like that in MN.

    #45 | Comment by Josh — September 17, 2002 @ 1:00 am

  46. what happened to the voicemail thing?

    #46 | Comment by dugas of eenodol — September 17, 2002 @ 1:05 am

  47. Bubba….I actually thought the same thing, and then it dawned on me that people in the US call themselves Americans, but people in Canada are Canadians and people in Mexico are Mexicans. Not to mention all of the countries in Central and South America.

    As for the Minnesota accent, who has seen the movie Drop Dead Gorgeous? That is how I picture people from Minnesota must talk….that movie was ass by the way….except for the Tard.

    #47 | Comment by Jamlink — September 17, 2002 @ 2:20 am

  48. Josh-
    Sorry, but there is some truth to Fargo and MN speech patterns. Is it exaggerated, yes? Just like there is some truth to the SUTHNERS speech patterns.

    I know because I have a few friends who live there and they have minor indications of Fargo-type speech. As well as Fargo. As well as the cartoon "Bobby’s World".

    We are simply products of our environment. We emulate the speech patterns of those around us. What is funny, in my mind, is the way we react to them. We tend to treat a British speaking person as if they were ‘smarter’ than average, and they tend to treat American speech as if it comes from a ‘dumber’ than average (for them).

    #48 | Comment by smash — September 17, 2002 @ 5:21 am

  49. I knew someone from Minnesota, she used to say tage instead of tag. She was my English teacher, go figure.

    I call them Canadian Americans, and Dirty WetBacks. (I’m half Mexican so i’m allowed to say that, it’s my rule.)

    #49 | Comment by Bubba — September 17, 2002 @ 5:49 am

  50. thanks guys you are so sweet <3 bye bye! MUAH!

    #50 | Comment by Meg — September 24, 2002 @ 12:20 pm

  51. oh fuck you im avrils brother jeff

    #51 | Comment by pleyer12 — April 26, 2003 @ 3:35 pm

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