Ellen Feiss switches me on

Wooh! Now how about that Ellen Feiss eh? Isn’t she just teh hotsex?? Mhm. Hotsex. Oh yes.

Yesterday, i got my very first Ellen Feiss search referral for ‘stoned chicks’. That didn’t take too long now did it.

THerbMcC71: Damn, Google loves you.

Soon, i’ll probably get like, ‘Ellen Feiss nude’ or topless or something.

I downloaded the Ellen Feiss ad onto my computer and i’ve been watching it everyday. They never show her ad on TV anymore so it’s the only way i can get to watch her do her thing. Over and over again. Oh sweet Ellen Feiss. You cute student you. When i get bored, i open your file (EllenFeiss.mov) and i put you on loop. And then i watch you over and over and over again.

edotherocket: its quite a hypnotic ad isnt it?
psykotik2k: yes. very.
psykotik2k: beep beep bip blip bleep bleep bleep bleep
edotherocket: and i was like…uhhhh???
edotherocket: its kind of….. a bummer
edotherocket: she’s hot in a really weird way
psykotik2k: she is strangely hot
psykotik2k: for some reason
psykotik2k: that i cannot think of
edotherocket: i know, its confounding

I actually put up this layout pretty much as a joke but i think it’s starting to grow on me. The more i look at Ellen, the more i want to hump her. So i think i’m just gonna stick with this layout for a while. Much to your dismay i’m sure.

This is funny by the way.

I found this site through my referrals. The layout ‘switch’ (ha!) was mentioned in the comments section by one of their posters. Who, evidently, reads my blog daily (!). Hello Peach Spy.

So anyway, i guess i should mention that i won’t be here to update the site next week since i’ll be in Florida . I’ll be gone for exactly one week from the 26th till the 3rd. Gonna be visiting my girlfriend and spending Thanksgiving with her family. Hopefully those of you who do have posting access here (and have nothing else better to do for Thanksgiving) will hold down the fort while i’m gone.

Speaking of posting access, what do you think of Jenn? Isn’t Jenn great? She’s so great that i’m almost convinced that i would let her touch my asshole. I know that some of you like her. And that some of you hate her. And that some of you even want her. And i’m amazed by the response she got from her very first post. Over 80 comments! Nobody has ever gotten that kind of response for their first post. Not even me. Maybe i should give her the site.

jeeber4u: okay dude….what’s up with jenn?
psykotik2k: nothing at all
jeeber4u: okay…who is she? really……
psykotik2k: jenn!
psykotik2k: jennie burgess
jeeber4u: dude…come on….I can understand fucking with the people who read fubar…but to somebody you actually know?
psykotik2k: seriously!
jeeber4u: I ain’t gonna tell anybody…
psykotik2k: jenn is jenn!
jeeber4u: so this chick is for real? or is this a collaboration between you guys?
psykotik2k: she’s real!

I don’t understand why you people would that she’s not real though. She’s been mentioned on the site a couple of times before. Jenn is very much a real person.

Who just so happens to have a very strange inclination to want to violate my anus.

Hands up if you want to see a Janie Porche layout.

I’d tap her ass.

35 thoughts on “Ellen Feiss switches me on

  1. I don’t think you’ll get many hits from Ellen Feiss nude. Seriously….who would search for that?

    #1 | Comment by Bubba — November 21, 2002 @ 9:17 pm

  2. i would 😀

    #2 | Comment by Justin — November 21, 2002 @ 9:29 pm

  3. Curse you Justin! You make this scary layout, then you let Jenn (FINGERS IN THE BUTTHOLE) post on your site!? It just seems so….surreal yo.

    #3 | Comment by Bubba — November 21, 2002 @ 9:35 pm

  4. the site isn’t called fubar for nothing 😀

    #4 | Comment by Justin — November 21, 2002 @ 9:45 pm

  5. *Wipes tears

    This is just so beautiful…Its like…the old days…when things used to be so simple.

    And, altough it may be odd, but I have never seen those MAC commercials. I guess its because I dont live in the States. All we get is those damn Dell comercials. "Dude youre getting a Dell"

    And…Jenn is and always was..interesting… I wonder about her sometimes…

    Have a Happy Thanksgiving in Florida (To bad… Im not an American so we dont celebrate the arrival of the English settlers by killing a Turkey. Im a Vegan anyways ;))…Yo

    #5 | Comment by Quijotes_Leprous — November 21, 2002 @ 9:47 pm

  6. yesterday I searched for "Larisa smug pics" (the photoshoot she did for SMUG magazine a few years ago), and it brought up FUBAR (Ellen layout and all).

    …Oh, and I’m not talking to you anymore because you’re annoying. So yeah, fuck off.

    #6 | Comment by Liz — November 21, 2002 @ 9:58 pm

  7. fubar = fucked up by a retard :\

    #7 | Comment by Susan — November 21, 2002 @ 9:58 pm

  8. I’ve never even seen those MAC commercials…

    I forgive you Justin,(only for the layout), only after watching The Chins few times though. The single most awesome thing in the world! The Chins has to be the 8th wonder of the world or something….fucking genius.

    #8 | Comment by Bubba — November 21, 2002 @ 9:58 pm

  9. I just downloaded the EllenFeiss.mov and that is PISS IN YOUR PANTS FUNNY. No wonder Justin is all over her. The sad things she reminds me of my one Sandra Julianne Mirabal Taveras because of the way she talks. Just she doesnt look much like her…

    I will now search for nude pictures of Ellen Feiss until the day I die.

    #9 | Comment by Quijotes_Leprous — November 21, 2002 @ 9:59 pm

  10. I like the Feiss layout. I see it and I wanna say "Hey, look, it’s Amandy, yippity!" I like Jenn. She’s saved the comments section from oblivion. Sure she might piss people off, but I think, "bet she doesn’t act like this in real life", and it is funny (course, I’ve never been directly insulted, so…).

    #10 | Comment by Seriously — November 21, 2002 @ 10:02 pm

  11. Fuck! I wish I could edit my comments, oh well…

    There’s only one man that can help me with my cause, and he be Dik Kok. Some of you love him, some of you hate him. Does that mean he should get to post his nonsense on this site? He would make some people mad, on the other hand, he would make some people laugh. End of discussion. Jenn(BUTTHOLE)=Dik Kok, only not as good of a writer. Neither (BUTTHOLE) or Dik Kok deserve to live, let alone post on this site.

    #11 | Comment by Bubba — November 21, 2002 @ 10:19 pm

  12. I don’t dislike dik kok. I dislike his gimmick.

    #12 | Comment by thess — November 21, 2002 @ 10:29 pm

  13. Once again…wish I could edit.

    I dislike Dik Kok and Jenn’s gimmicks. You could even go as far as saying I HATE them. I do indeed hate them very…very much so.

    #13 | Comment by Bubba — November 21, 2002 @ 10:33 pm

  14. I dont mind Dik Kok… At least hes not Danish 😉

    (Of course im not making fun of the people of Denmark or Kingolf)

    #14 | Comment by Quijotes_Leprous — November 21, 2002 @ 10:33 pm

  15. anyone see the chick in the new dell commercial? she’s hot! 😀

    love @ ellen feiss

    #15 | Comment by mike — November 21, 2002 @ 10:40 pm

  16. I think I have watched the Ellen Feiss add one too many times. I am now able to pinpoint the moment within the ad that makes her hot. Immediately after she says "devoured.." she smiles just a little bit and continues to do so throughout the rest of the ad. I’d definitely do her, I’m just not sure I’d tell anyone.

    #16 | Comment by Jarge — November 21, 2002 @ 10:41 pm

  17. http://petitiononline.com/feiss 😀

    Ellen Feiss is hot

    #17 | Comment by Justin — November 21, 2002 @ 10:54 pm

  18. What the hell happened to the first couple of these Mac ads? The DJAY lady they had was pretty hot. Now you can’t even watch her commerical. What the hell is with that? She was like the 2nd ever ad on this campaign.

    #18 | Comment by smash — November 21, 2002 @ 11:16 pm

  19. You people scare me. I will actually be leaving Florida next week and going to Ohio, so I won’t be able to post either. I was told no computers while I was away.

    Justin, I must admit that I liked your crush on Avril better. At least there was validation for it. Unnnh.

    #19 | Comment by Jamlink — November 21, 2002 @ 11:18 pm

  20. I dig gimmicks, as long as they’re well constructed. They can be very constraining, and I have an odd sort of respect for anyone who can keep it up and stay interesting. Dik kok’s is holding up pretty well, in my opinion, and Jenn is starting out pretty strong, but of course to many posters with gimmicks gets real old, real fast.

    #20 | Comment by Seriously — November 21, 2002 @ 11:42 pm

  21. Of course, my gimmick is that I’m an idiot who talks "smart" and crushes on the nearest dominant female. But it might just be true…

    #21 | Comment by Seriously — November 21, 2002 @ 11:43 pm

  22. calm your happy little ass down "grr" i was just simply saying that she’s a bit hippy, and that the stoner is hotter anyway.

    is she a student in HS or college?

    #22 | Comment by Chris — November 22, 2002 @ 1:02 am

  23. Justin–Don’t you DARE let Jenn touch your asshole! Mine is the ONLY asshole she’s allowed to violate. Isn’t it enough that I clean it twice a day with my roommate’s toothbrush? I mean, what more can one man do to win one woman’s affection? I beg and I plead, but does anyone listen to my requests? NO!! Instead, I’m left sitting here staring at Jenn’s picture on my computer while dripping hot wax on myself with one hand and spanking it with the other, and I’m really starting to get PISSED OFF! God, I just need to get away from it all and think for a while. So until I discover my true self, SCREW THIS!!!

    #23 | Comment by Banana — November 22, 2002 @ 1:04 am

  24. Oh, and by the way, Janie Porche is totally ripping of Ms. Feiss.

    "And it’s like, ‘Urrrk!’"

    Sound familiar, guys?

    #24 | Comment by Banana — November 22, 2002 @ 1:08 am

  25. Ellen Feiss has that ethereal quality of the drunk bitch at the party that you just know is a sure thing.

    Lets be honest. She isn’t all that hot. No really think about it. But the fact that she’s loaded AND stupid, pretty much makes her an 11. Even shy intellectual could score with this broad. Not to mention that I’m quite certain that she’d even let jenn touch her sphincter… if for no other reason than the fact she doesn’t know she got one. So she’s most definitely the perfect sperm-receptacle.

    Just thought I would share.

    Oh and one more thing. Judging by the way Jenn’s "talking" I’m guessing we’re looking at a 170lbs (about 85 kilos for our european friends) Goth Heffer. Not that there’s necessarily anything wrong with Goths or Heffers, but the combination doesn’t really score high on my "I’d like to f- you scale"…

    #25 | Comment by elPrezidente — November 22, 2002 @ 4:20 am

  26. Man, that’s a tough decision. I mean, Ellen Feiss has that whole ‘stoner teenage Mac-user’ vibe that I adore so much, and yet Janie Porche has that ‘pseudo-debutante coffee-drinking college student Mac-user’ vibe, which I also rather like. And she’s gotta be loaded if she’s just going to walk into an Apple Store and buy a TiBook, so that’s definitely a plus.

    I’m sorry, absolutely none of this has to do with the layout of the site. Right now, I’m trying to figure out which one I’d nail first. I think I’d probably go for Ellen Feiss first, then Janie Porche, whom I could forge a long-lasting relationship with, provided she bought me a TiBook or maybe just a loaded Xserve rack. I’m sure I’d eventually find a way to use forty-two dual-CPU Xserves.

    In closing, I don’t think that -while Janie Porche is more of the ‘traditionally hot’ type- Justin should change the Ellen Feiss logo, in that Feiss is an American icon, as much as Mickey Mouse, apple pie, McDonalds and Denny’s.

    #26 | Comment by Umgawa — November 22, 2002 @ 5:15 am

  27. How many times do I have to say:

    "Ellen Feiss is hideous"

    until it sinks into all your minds?!?!

    It’s true guys and girls – she’s not nice!! I remember the good old days when Angelina Jolie used to grace Fubar. *sighs*

    #27 | Comment by Carl — November 22, 2002 @ 5:54 am

  28. Carl, you just don’t understand. We’re moving beyond physical beauty towards beauty of the spirit.

    #28 | Comment by Seriously — November 22, 2002 @ 7:54 am

  29. Beauty of the spirit? Spirits are meaningless. I got to have the pleasure of life. I find physical attraction ranked higher than spiritual ness any day of the week. A spirit can be fake in my opinion. Hiding in its little shell plus nobody can see it. But beauty is seen and it’s effect on everyone is evident.

    #29 | Comment by Shy Intellectual — November 22, 2002 @ 10:08 am

  30. a janie porche should be avoided…and her tap-ability is definitely lower than feiss.. the hips are kinda wide, i’m not sure she’d fit through the door. stick with the stoner

    #30 | Comment by Chris — November 22, 2002 @ 12:07 pm

  31. You getting hard up for some action….she’s a little chunky to be wanting to tap…LOL

    #31 | Comment by jeremy — November 22, 2002 @ 12:09 pm

  32. theres NOTHING wrong with hips!!! she’s FEMALE! they BELONG there! heaven forbid she weighs more than 2 lbs! UGH! stupid boys…

    #32 | Comment by grrr — November 22, 2002 @ 12:15 pm

  33. oh yeah, grab that Janie porche knock a hole through the headboard. Sir mix-a-lot runnin thru the mind… all the time

    #33 | Comment by raceman — November 22, 2002 @ 12:23 pm

  34. hahahaha you guys are getting hot over some 15 yr old girl…LOL

    #34 | Comment by jeremy — November 22, 2002 @ 9:06 pm

  35. A shy, intellectual God of war ?
    I’m 14, so i can hump her all I wan’t.

    #35 | Comment by Kingolf — November 23, 2002 @ 10:04 am

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