Let’s take a trip down memory lane shall we? August 2002 was fun times. We saw the introduction of (nympho) Liz during one of my lazy periods where i just didn’t post much (i didn’t mention it at the time but i think i got into a fight with my, at the time (stupid) girlfriend and she made me not post for a while. i hate her).
Anyhow! So we saw the introduction of the new ‘fubar girl’ Liz. This was her first post. Then she posted again the next day. Much to Eve’s (apparent yet wholly misunderstood) dismay (it didn’t help that she posted in German either. haha)
(Sidenote: that post has got me thinking about Eve’s boobs… or as one past commenter so succinctly put it, Eve’s European twins. Or something to that extent. We miss you Eve)
(Also: a boob war sort of began)
Anyhow, then i posted again. Because i was pissed off at all the stupid people who used to IM me thinking that i was Avril Lavigne.
And then i stopped posting again. So then Keli posted and the boob war (which started off with Liz’s and Eve’s boobs now became a threeway with Keli’s boobs entering the match)
And then Suzi posted and mentioned her boobs. But nobody really mentioned her boobs much in the comments. Probably because she was only like 15 back then.
But then again when did that ever stop guys from commenting about underage boobs on this site? I guess that must’ve just been a off day or something.
(Sidenote: Smash must’ve put a lot of restraint put on himself to not comment on Suzi’s boobs)
And then, the mother of all boob posts came to be. Courtesy of the legendary Eve. Holy shit that was a good post.
And then finally the mighty Thess posted. And all hell broke loose in the comments.
By this time people were starting to complain about the lack of Justin posts and the girls posting too much so i finally got off my lazy ass and posted. And all was back to normal. Boo.
But my, what an eventful time that was in the history of this site.
Interesting to note that some of the girls actually didn’t like each other all that much.
It’s interesting to reflect on all the behind the scenes animosity between the ‘main fubar girls’ i.e Eve, Thess, Suzi, Meg, Liz that happened last year. And even Jenn to a certain extent. Oh God remember Jenn? I actually liked her a lot. She made me laugh. She also wanted to bend me over and touch my asshole but that’s different story altogether. EVERYONE hated her though. But did she care? Not at all! I found that highly amusing.
Anyhow, that was all a year ago. Funny how time flies eh? To think, some of you who used read the site and comment are STILL reading and commenting.
Wouldn’t it be nice to have all the girls post here again? Lately it’s been a penis party with me, Ben Affleck and Zac doing all the updating. Perhaps i should find some new girls. Or perhaps not.
Some things that i have noticed:
Well i’m gonna go write Eve an e-mail now. She left a comment in my last post. I feel all tingly inside whenever she graces the site with her presence. Damn woman needs to get off that 56k pay-by-the-minute internet connection plan of hers and get broadband so she can surf and post more!
To end this post, i would like to mention Eve’s boobies one more time.
Eve’s boobies.
The only reason I’m still around is because I knew where the new fubar was… and because I post, too…
#1 | Comment by PacManJesus — August 22, 2003 @ 4:12 am
Fubar’s kinda boring these days…
#2 | Comment by thess — August 22, 2003 @ 4:27 am
boring as in.. missing thess..
#3 | Comment by jb — August 22, 2003 @ 4:42 am
you’re obsessed
juice2027: mmmm.. thessssss……
#4 | Comment by Justin — August 22, 2003 @ 4:47 am
what?! who said that? i’m being framed!
#5 | Comment by jb — August 22, 2003 @ 4:49 am
it was funny when she told you to do this:
02/5/03 2:42 AM
juice2027: hmm… thess told me to eat shit.
hahahahaha
#6 | Comment by Justin — August 22, 2003 @ 4:52 am
Having just read that mother of all boobs post, I have to tell you about my little vidit to the tire store store today. I’m sitting in the weaiting room and in walks this chic. The kind that makes you stop what you are doing and stare. Her boobs entered the room before her. Easily 36DDD or bigger and she was skinny. The kind that are perfectly round and stick way out. So I’m trying to stare without staring…actually I didn’t care…I just sared…she knew….Tight short t shirt. Short shorts.
Funny thing: While I sat there I had fun analyzing how every single mechanic in the place came up with some stupid excuse to walk through the waiting room to see these huge boobs. It’s so obvious. Why try to hide it.
So after I stared and smiled and laughed at all the guys walking through, I go to my car, get in, and become a stalker. I park across the street strategically so I can get one last look at her bouning her way out to her car. Magnificent. I should have been arrested. It was fun though.
#7 | Comment by Steve Hall — August 22, 2003 @ 4:59 am
I don’t post that often cause I feel like an outsider, even though I’ve been visiting this site nearly since it opened.
#8 | Comment by Dugas of eenodol — August 22, 2003 @ 5:04 am
BOOBIE LIMERICKS!
#9 | Comment by jb — August 22, 2003 @ 5:47 am
Pointless boobie story.
I just saw the bestest boobs the other day. i’m more of a shape guy than a size guy yah know? but these were the best of BOTH worlds… just round, and perky, and she had the form to fit them. Knockout! I wanted to just go up and get boxed by those suckers. boobs-1 justin-0 (but i still won)
#10 | Comment by jb — August 22, 2003 @ 5:52 am
who was wearing those great boobs please tell me?
#11 | Comment by WP_LeGeNd — August 22, 2003 @ 7:09 am
it was probably you.
#12 | Comment by jb — August 22, 2003 @ 7:16 am
The girl who works the front desk at our office has some of the nicest boobs I’ve ever seen.
#13 | Comment by Smartass — August 22, 2003 @ 7:21 am
Justin-
There is little mystery in your wondering about me and suzi and the general pedophilic urges:
1) last year, suzi’s boob just happened to be made a day I was out of town (I checked the date)…so we’ll never really know if I would have commented on her boobs or not.
2) as for the pedophilic urges, they didn’t stop. They just are no longer PEDOPHILIC. Liz is legal now, so it isn’t pedophilia. I still obsess over her.
Aside from Liz, the closet I’ve ever come to a true pedophilic ‘thing’ would be Avril, but fortunately, she’s always been legal since I’ve been aware of her existence.
#14 | Comment by smash — August 22, 2003 @ 7:48 am
Wow, that was back when I was just lurking and Justin actually got a lot of comments. Meeeeemoriiiieesss!
We need all the regulars back, and some kind of rivalry to wake this place up.
#15 | Comment by Bubba — August 22, 2003 @ 8:11 am
…everyone is crazy except me…
#16 | Comment by Will — August 22, 2003 @ 8:38 am
i just have nothing interesting to say. but fubar certainly has changed since the badinthegoodway days. maybe people went through withdrawl and aren’t addicted anymore. i was nearly scared away by the 15 year old girl act. but boobies are good.
and don’t worry justin, jenn’ll be back.
#17 | Comment by gabdabary — August 22, 2003 @ 8:49 am
Holy shit, I actually just sat here and read most of that.
I am rethinking my affiliation with the female party.
#18 | Comment by Amy — August 22, 2003 @ 8:53 am
boobie contests, what a concept!
#19 | Comment by M54 — August 22, 2003 @ 9:58 am
Rivalry?
I win. Automatic, G.
And what is this? The best of Fubar? Make a compilation of all your favorite posts, repost them, and see if anyone notices.
I won’t.
#20 | Comment by Seriously — August 22, 2003 @ 10:03 am
Wow, you suck.
#21 | Comment by Kenlaan — August 22, 2003 @ 10:56 am
my posts were neither interesting nor witty. thank god i’m done with that. ugh.
why must my name always be associated with the word "nympho" now? *shakes fist* justin, dear, i hate you.
#22 | Comment by liz — August 22, 2003 @ 10:57 am
Nah, http://www.orbitalpaintball.com has been keeping me too busy. Then I try to come take a peak and see what you schmucks are up to and you change the damn name on me. Thank you Bubba for being faithful cause that week or so was taking forever "building a new linux server for this site, see you in a week or so."
#23 | Comment by Jamlink — August 22, 2003 @ 11:58 am
seriously, (as in seriously the person, not like seriously seriously you know? seriously, you need a new name. seriously)
you know i would’ve probably just gone and done that (repost old posts passing them off as new. hee). hell i’ve done it once before with this post. it took a while before someone finally noticed though. gyahahaha.
oh and liz, my posts are neither interesting nor witty and i’m STILL posting. perhaps i should quit my site and save everyone the pain. hehe. plus there’s nothing wrong with being a nympho! i think laura is one too.
#24 | Comment by Justin — August 22, 2003 @ 1:19 pm
Any psychologist worth anything will tell you the concept of nymphomania is a myth.
Or, rather, we’re all nymphos.
#25 | Comment by Amy — August 22, 2003 @ 1:40 pm
I’m still here, but, nobody gives a flying fuck about me. Except Teh Bubba, who has started making advances towards me via IM.
#26 | Comment by pangwinking — August 22, 2003 @ 1:44 pm
Hmmm…from what I’ve gathered during the last couple of months of browsing through this site, I’d say that the Thess vs. Suzi conflict did seem pretty big…
It also seemed like Thess had a grudge against Meg even more than she did for Suzi. Because I did not know about this site during last year’s "boob war" or when Meg was still posting, can someone please clear it up for me–what exactly did go down with the whole Meg thing? Also, when did Jenn completely disappear? It would be funny if she suddenly posted again…:D
…the hatred of the entire site against Jenn was pretty bad, too, but I think Jenn just enjoyed it more when everyone was bashing her.
And where DID Eve go? I did really the one post that she wrote last year, about sexuality and breaking the sexist stereotypes associated with sex. Kudos to another girl that feels that women should be free to feel sexual without the "slut" labels that men don’t have to endure.
#27 | Comment by Becca — August 22, 2003 @ 1:58 pm
Pangwinking, I still care. 😉
#28 | Comment by Becca — August 22, 2003 @ 1:58 pm
Thoe only reason I got mentioned was cause Justin’s hit count dropped in half when I left.
I could actually answer most of your questions Becca, but it would take a long exasperating amount of time, so I will leave it for someone else.
#29 | Comment by Jamlink — August 22, 2003 @ 3:32 pm
Becca If you have sex with me I won’t think you’re a slut honestly!
#30 | Comment by WP_LeGeNd — August 22, 2003 @ 6:13 pm
Liz – because you are a nympho…and that side of us is being neglected.
#31 | Comment by smash — August 22, 2003 @ 6:18 pm
yay…Jamlink is back….someone even remotely close to my age. 🙂
#32 | Comment by smash — August 22, 2003 @ 6:21 pm
Man….Eve, Thess…..goddesses.
#33 | Comment by grud — August 22, 2003 @ 6:43 pm
i can comment on the meg thing.
a ‘hate’ website was made by eve about meg…it was hurtful with not the most flattering pictures. those pictures were given by me (guiltguiltguiltguiltguilt) to justin & then justin sent them to eve (*evil glare to justin*) who promised she would do nothing with them. she used them in exploitation of meg…the site was shut down, but we figured out exactly what happened & meg said goodbye to fubar.
i don’t believe thess was involved in the website, but she very well might have been. we suspected zoe, justin’s (ex)girlfriend, but it turns out she was innocent (& a very nice girl).
okay, thats why meg left, i don’t remember any boobwar crap, so i think i took little interest in it. plus i just woke up. heh.
#34 | Comment by liz — August 23, 2003 @ 2:17 am
actually the ‘boob war’ (or so i like to call it) was really more of a joke actually. there wasnt really a war or anything. i just figured i’d call it that because everyone was like "my boobs are better" "ok no your boobs are better"
boobiessss
#35 | Comment by Justin — August 23, 2003 @ 2:50 am
yeah thats probably why i don’t remember it.
i think justin agrees when he says avril’s boobs beat us all, anyway.
#36 | Comment by liz — August 23, 2003 @ 3:18 am
Something about those Canadian boobs…..they’re just a little firmer, a little rounder….Maybe it’s the closer proximity to the North Pole…..
#37 | Comment by grud — August 23, 2003 @ 3:38 am
"i don’t believe thess was involved in the website, but she very well might have been." – Uh, no. Thanks. You might have asked, rather than furtively whispering between yourselves who (*gasp*!) might be a suspect, Nancy Drew.
#38 | Comment by thess — August 23, 2003 @ 4:12 am
Oh shit….clear the deck!!!
#39 | Comment by grud — August 23, 2003 @ 5:14 am
Ooh, this is just what this site needed: Jamlink and a rivalry. Please lets this be a rivalry… Wishful thinking really, Thess doesn’t stay very mad for long.(not that she’s even mad, but still)
#40 | Comment by Bubba — August 23, 2003 @ 5:46 am
thess, that wasn’t a jab at you…that was me just saying i didn’t know. or, actually, i didn’t remember. it was in NO WAY pointing the blame at you. after all, i like you…we have no bad blood between us.
i’m sorry if you took offense, it was unintentional. i don’t want to start anything because after all, the past is in the past & i don’t really care anymore.
#41 | Comment by liz — August 23, 2003 @ 8:38 am
Thanks for clearing that up for me, Liz. 🙂 I was just curious as to it. I do admit that I like Eve’s writing style and the insightful topics of some of her posts(such as her thoughtful comment about snipers, or the honesty she expressed with her boob story), but isn’t it a sign of too much spare time to make a website devoted to someone she doesn’t even like? I don’t know…
Does anyone ever think that Jenn might happen to show up again?
#42 | Comment by Becca — August 23, 2003 @ 3:29 pm
Oh and to WP Legend…no, I will not have sex with you. >:O I enjoyed Eve’s insights on the topic of sex, because it SHOULD be something special for someone that you do have strong attraction and feelings for. But she pointed out that even when girls express their strong feelings for their boyfriends in a sexual way, they are still prone to being called sluts and being viewed differently than guys normally would in that situation. It should be equal for both sexes–either it is okay for both because they are expressing their love for one another; or it is "slutty" for both because they are having sex without making it meaningful enough, and above the level of locker-room talk.
#43 | Comment by Becca — August 23, 2003 @ 3:36 pm
"What happened to you little boy?"
There haven’t been much to write about, I guess.
#44 | Comment by Kingolf — August 23, 2003 @ 5:46 pm
perhaps you just grew older and more mature and less talkative. hyahaha.
#45 | Comment by Justin — August 23, 2003 @ 6:11 pm
It’s so ridiculous that the Meg website is still talked about. I can only laugh about that. I can only laugh that Liz is still going on about it like it was real news.
I miss Fubar how it was before. And that I could actually keep up with it when I had DSL. Things changed though.
Mmm.
Justin – I haven’t gotten that email yet. Lazy ass. When I get it, I’ll post. Pwomiss. :-*
#46 | Comment by eve — August 23, 2003 @ 11:17 pm
"There haven’t been much to write about, I guess.
Posted by Kingolf -"
hehehe. I bet I know why.
#47 | Comment by eve — August 23, 2003 @ 11:18 pm
shit, a cunt war. now that hasn’t been done before.
i wonder who would win..
i put my money on eve. she’s one bad mammajamma
#48 | Comment by Justin — August 24, 2003 @ 1:14 am
"hehehe. I bet I know why."
-One B-A-D Mammajamma (AKA Keeper of the Orbs)
"perhaps you just grew older and more mature"
-One G-I-R-L-Y Internet Celebrity
I guess that’s one way to put it.
#49 | Comment by Kingolf — August 24, 2003 @ 5:13 am
"I guess that’s one way to put it."
Hahaha!
I gotta learn to control my puns.
#50 | Comment by Kingolf — August 24, 2003 @ 5:21 am
i eat danishes for breakfast
#51 | Comment by Justin — August 24, 2003 @ 5:24 am
I would just like to modify the statement I made earlier:
>> The REAL argument should have been whose cunt could crush you.<< What I meant to say was that "The REAL argument should have been whose C word could crush grud." Of course. I'm sure you don't like your women vague ... do you, grud? And if I'm not one of your women, I am nothing.
#52 | Comment by Amy — August 24, 2003 @ 5:45 am
Amy, you’re going to make his penis explode.
#53 | Comment by Justin — August 24, 2003 @ 9:54 am
… I don’t visit a lot of sites with interaction between people (Not since I gave up arguing on message boards. I think I even have a year free from such activity, what color keychain is that?)
But from what I’ve seen, all of these sites had one thing in common… people who had been there forever love to bitch and moan that things just aren’t the same anymore.
"Boob wars" or whatever are silly. The REAL argument should have been whose cunt could crush you.
#54 | Comment by Amy — August 24, 2003 @ 12:10 pm
OMG!!! It’s Eve!!!! (That’s getting to be like "OMG…you killed Kenny!……You Bastards!")
Amy using the C word…..that’s attractive. I love my women to threaten to crush me with their cunt. Sexy.
#55 | Comment by grud — August 24, 2003 @ 12:54 pm
Don’t blow up my penis. I might need it.
#56 | Comment by grud — August 24, 2003 @ 9:26 pm
🙂
#57 | Comment by grud — August 26, 2003 @ 4:10 am
grud!
erm. I just had to wipe off my thigh. Guess I got too excited. 😀
#58 | Comment by eve — August 26, 2003 @ 12:08 pm
Ack! Better late than never…Jenn may touch no one’s asshole other than my own, geddit?
#59 | Comment by Banana — September 18, 2003 @ 12:14 pm