For your reading pleasure: some Chobot related e-mails that i’ve gotten since all the IGN/RAB/kotaku.com hubbub.
Oh and thanks to VGMWatch/The Video Game Ombudsman for initially getting the word out.
Subject: Cruel Fate has brought us together
It’s funny that the demon bitch Chobot led me to your site herself, because you’ve inspired me enough to move to Plan B. Mere hate mail just isn’t enough anymore. I’m going to pretend I’m a fan of hers, send her a few emails with those obnoxious little anime smiles (*^_^*) and what not, tell her about the fan film I’m working on for her that’s going to be “hilarious and cute”. Then I’m gonna buy a webcam and film myself jerking off with a noose around my neck, or something as fucked up as possible, maybe fucking and stabbing a blow-up doll with her face taped onto it. Whatever it is, it’s going to be the most disturbing piece of shit I can come up with, because if anybody in this God forsaken world deserves it it’s her. I want to go outside and scream it from the top of my lungs,
I HATE YOU JESSICA CHOBOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I FUCKING HATE YOU! FUCK!!!!!!
The hate is strong with this one *^_^*
Subject: Get rid of the fuckin ads
I thought you didn’t need any more ads after you shifted away from tjnr, although the avril ones were good.
Anyway, I just wanted to shamelessly promote this site: http://zeliardgame.tripod.com/
I figured there’s a .01% chance that this link would hit some nerve in your head, like that ‘Chobot bitch nerve’, giving my site endless publicity. Yes that’s right, YOU’RE responsible for making that Chobot slut famous.
Not that I really care.
Chow.
Unfortunately, the ads have to stay 🙁 I have to put them up to help foot the hosting bills since i’m no longer hosted for free*.
But speaking of publicity, let’s do a running tally of people that have actually acknowledged my publicizing ‘efforts’.
People who have NOT acknowlegded my efforts.
Not even after i got a 30 year old man to buy her CD.
From: smashy@comcast.net
Date: Sun, Jun 23 2002 6:39:29 AM -0400You made me order a Avril Lange cd off of Amazon since I was making a cd order I decided to try it anyway. I am awaiting its arrival. You can tell your new love of your life that your site is responsible for her increased traffic and increased SALES.
🙂
A 30 YEAR OLD MAN AVRIL. A 30 YEAR OLD MAN.
I think Avril hates me for pretending to be her all those times.
Subject: Fuck Jessica Chobot, there is a new enemy.
Stop with the hate posts of the Chobot, she realizes how stupid she is. Now it’s time to focus our attention on Andy Milonakis. That’s right, that asshole who had the website with all the homemade videos. He now has his OWN TV show on MTV, and is starring in a movie. Compare to Chobot. She licked a PSP, writes for IGN. Milonakis made dumbass videos, now has a show on MTV, and is in an upcoming movie.
Now, you sir, if you do not post any hate posts on Andy, then well, you’re a stupid faggot.
Well i guess i will have to remain a stupid faggot forever then 🙁
*A little site history:
Here’s the skinny. For most of the past 5 years or so, i had always been hosted for free. Never had to spend a single dime running the site. In the beginning, the site was on some free geocities-like server. stas.net or some shit. Then i got hosted on a subdomain at nathanism.com. Then i got picked up by the solosnet network. And they even bought me a proper domain name. Then my site just got too big to be hosted for free anymore and the site was closed for a few months. And i was relegated to livejournal HELL. Then another kind soul offered to host me for free again and buy me a new domain name. And thus from the ashes of badinagoodway.com came thatsjustnotright.com. So all was well until the site got too big to be hosted for free. Again. So then for the first time ever, i struck out on my own and paid for my own hosting. No more free rides. But things started to get a little expensive and i couldn’t really afford all the hosting fees on my own. And that was when pheaton picked me up and hosted me for free. But in exchange, i had to put up ads for them (first time i ever had ads on the site). Over time, i got frustrated with numerous aspects of the site (as it was) and decided to leave it all behind. Then i fucked around for a while, mostly with my little side project, until another kind soul ponied up 6 months of hosting monies for me to bring fubar back online. And thus, dontlinkthis.net was born. With very mininal publicity i might add, leaving all past regulars to stumble upon it on their own, without there being any ‘official’ announcement of the new URL.
Subject: I finally found donlinkthis.com
Justin,
I was a huge, albeit non-contributing, fan of your site at thatsjustnotright.com and was extremely dissapointed to see you leave there. Today I did some googling and found your new site at dontlinkthis.net! Thanks dude!
I started reading thesuperficial.com since it was the closest thing to your site I could find (although it pales in comparison to FUBAR). The most memorable thing I learned there was about the existance of a model named April Scott (www.aprilscott.com) – I could use on of those.
If you’re ever bored… look up my two favorite Italian girls named Giorgia… Giorgia Palmas (a very hot international beauty pagent winner) and Giorgia Surina (an Italian MTV VJ). I think you may enjoy seeing these two babes.
Anyhow, thanks again for returning. You probably never actually left… maybe you went directly to dontlinkthis but I was too thick to discover that. Either way, I’m a happy camper.
And so once again, i’m striking it out on my own, but this time with complete control over my own site, and back with the same problem of getting enough funding to keep it all up and running.
Hence the necessary inclusion of ads all over the site and the occasional return of the PayPal button from hell.
But hey, at least i’m still providing some super awesome content!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! No???????????
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Send me e-mail (that will probably never get answered but maybe posted) at:
psykotik(at)gmail(dot)com
Justin is your friend.
#1 | Comment by JustSumDude — August 15, 2005 @ 12:57 pm
Justin’s not really your friend, he’s just using you for your stuff.
#2 | Comment by grey_fox24 — August 15, 2005 @ 1:26 pm
we still love you justin, but not in the gay kind of way, even if you use purple as your website’s layout
#3 | Comment by Made In China — August 15, 2005 @ 1:49 pm
Couldn’t agree more, that Milonakis faggot needs to be taken down.
#4 | Comment by Big Ben — August 15, 2005 @ 2:29 pm
That is a sweet ad.
#5 | Comment by Observant — August 15, 2005 @ 2:31 pm
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#6 | Comment by nixfix — August 15, 2005 @ 3:07 pm
i’ve got bees on my head, but don’t call me a bee head…
i’ve got bruce lee’s on my head, but don’t call me a lee head…
#7 | Comment by Titleist — August 15, 2005 @ 3:26 pm
Justin, much like the person who sent you that last e-mail, I am a huge, albeit non-contributing fan of your site. But it must be said: #1, #2, #3, #4, #5, #6, #7, those are the most piss poor bunch of comments i’ve ever seen on this site. Tell me, what does ANYTHING you all have said have to do with ANYTHING that’s actually posted by Justin? For such a great site, it sure does have some DUMBSHIT commenters. DISAPPOINTING. If this is what all you active commenters have to offer, then I can’t WAIT until everyone else finds out about the new URL and starts commenting again. I LONG to see discussions in the comments that can rival past discussions such as the one from HERE or even from this ONE LINER of a post HERE. Now i’ve been lurking for a long time now and it’s no wonder than Justin keeps encouraging new people to leave comments because i’m pretty sure he must be sick of all you stupid ones, with type of stupidity that even surpasses the stupidity of those idiots that used to irritate the hell out of Justin during the Lindsay Lohan nipple slip days. This is all just my speculation of course. This site used to be a great place for posts AND comments. But not with stupid comments like #1, #2, #3, #4, #5, #6 and #7’s. If I were Justin, i’d BAN all of you. With that being said, i’m going to spread the word about this site so that more people will come here and hopefully even shape up the sorry state of the comments section now. JUSTIN, you should email all your past visitors and inform them of your new URL. And i’d like to urge all you lurkers to contribute and show how all these idiots who have commented before me, how it CAN and SHOULD be done. With at least some HUMOR or INTELLIGENCE. PLEASE.
#8 | Comment by Louis — August 15, 2005 @ 5:33 pm
If they haven’t found the new site by now, they don’t deserve to find it.
#9 | Comment by JessicaChobotSucks — August 15, 2005 @ 5:57 pm
what new website where’? Anyway i hate chobit i fucking hate her.but i wanna fuck her tits first then…somemore..
#10 | Comment by oven — August 15, 2005 @ 6:14 pm
This is the ‘new’ website you insufferable newb. New in the sense that not everybody from the old site knows about this new address 6 months after the fact.
#11 | Comment by yoyoma — August 15, 2005 @ 7:41 pm
Jee, I thought there was an Andy Milonakis rant in the above post. I guess Louis knows better.
#12 | Comment by Big Ben — August 15, 2005 @ 11:35 pm
Love Chobot. Hate Andy. He deserve it.
#13 | Comment by kiko — August 16, 2005 @ 6:43 am
#8. “Posted by Louis – Monday, August 15, 2005 @ 5:33 pm
Blah, blah, wah, wah, bitch & moan.”
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Man, what a crybaby. That was a whole lot of typing for no good reason, other than wearing out your keyboard. I got some sour news for you, Louie … nobody here’s got your expectations, nor your entertainment in mind when they comment. In fact, most of these turds are only here hoping Justin will post pictures of (random female celebrity’s name here)’s boobies. If you don’t like the comments, don’t read them. If you think crying like a bitch who just got slapped with a dick will change things, I’m sorry to say, the chances of that are slimmer than the chance you’ll ever have a fully-functional brain.
Drink Pepsi. Justin is your friend.
#14 | Comment by JustSumDude — August 16, 2005 @ 1:20 pm
P.S. Comment #1 sucked way more than the other six. I should have gotten mad props for my time wasting skills.
Word to yo’ moms.
#15 | Comment by JustSumDude — August 16, 2005 @ 1:21 pm
thank you ‘Dude, I feel the same feelings of not caring towards what Lous has to say.
#16 | Comment by Big Ben — August 16, 2005 @ 1:42 pm
How did i not see that one coming. JustSumDude’s answer to everything he doesn’t like, “blah blah blah moan”. Quite possibly the most useless commenter on the site actually confirming that he and the rest of the Mongoloids are actually as stupid as they come off to be. And at worst, actually wanting to make sure that things stay as bad as they’re making it.
I don’t know about you but those idiot readers from back then are way more interesting than you can ever be with. As dumb as their comments could be, they were infinitely more readable than the dreck you put out. All these newer names that are commenting these days should take a lesson from those people back then. Heaven forbid that a site actually has some real humor and intelligence behind comments, even for a site like this. Because that’s what it HAD before posters like #1 – #7 came along.
Observe these bastions of WIT and INTELLIGENCE from our very own JustSumDude. That’s some prime grade A meat right there. Not at all a complete unfunny waste of internet space and bandwidth.
Stay on your own site and stop polluting other people’s sites and message boards.
#17 | Comment by yoyoma — August 16, 2005 @ 2:05 pm
in posting sum rambling bout other posters posts not being appropriate to the blog entry, is THAT not also an irrelavant comment?Justin is your friend
#18 | Comment by Goigen — August 16, 2005 @ 8:28 pm
Whilst I appreciate the concerns of this community’s more established members, I must respectfully maintain that Andy Milonakis is a worthless piece of shit, and that my comment had value.
#19 | Comment by Big Ben — August 17, 2005 @ 12:10 am
JSD makes happy smile…all the time!
#20 | Comment by ninbw — August 17, 2005 @ 11:23 am
All the time! YAY!!!!
#21 | Comment by JustSumDude — August 17, 2005 @ 3:43 pm
You know, I don’t know Jessica enough to love her or hate her, but generall she seems pretty funny and more often than not attractive and endearing from what I’ve seen in her videos, hosting spots, and press photos. That being said, the comments on this page from a sense-of-humor perspective are hilarious! I laughed clapping at “the hate is strong with this one” comment! Indeed, you may have a powerful apprentice there, Justin!
#22 | Comment by ShadowPhoenix82 — January 28, 2010 @ 2:32 am