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From: sarah
Date: Sep 16, 2006 10:51 PM
Subject: hey

Hi, are there any sites similar to your’s in content that you recommend? I’m
a bisexual girl and, honestly, sites like that really turn me on. Especially
reading men’s comments about it. I really wish I could find a man who likes
that kind of stuff, but since you obviously can’t help me with that :), I’d
love to know of more sites. Thanks for reading this even if you don’t want
to/can’t help. I’m a huge fan of your site, btw

-Sarah
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/fap

/fap

Isn’t she going out with Nick Lachey now or something?

Me thinks Vanessa Minnillo > Jessica Simpson

Oh for fuck’s sake.

How hard is it for someone to get a clear shot of that damn poster of Winona Ryder in the nude!?!

And OOH. A T-Shirt version?

I’d buy that for a dollar.

Guess where she stores her RAZR.

Holy shit.

Too bad i don’t have a vagina.

I don’t know about you but i think Erika Christensen is pretty banging. Maybe i just have a thing for ‘fat’ chicks. Loved her in Swimfan. I’m pretty sure i fapped to that one scene where she’s in that swimming pool making out with that one dude from Bring It On.

Anyhow, just check out that GLORIOUS GLORIOUS CLEAVAGE* of hers. I want to bury my face in it.

Pictured above with Emmy Rossum. There’s also some other chick in the set that i do not care about.

By the way, Emmy Rossum = Hottest Jew since Natalie Portman**!

*Of course, it’s all really just some fancy trickery involving tight dresses and/or push-up bras. I’d still fap to it.

**Open to debate.

From: John
Date: Sep 14, 2006 10:07 AM
Subject: Kristen Bell IS Princess Leia

Hey Justin. Here’s a shot of Kristen Bell for all the “fanboys”…

Is it just me or have her boobies gotten smaller since we last saw her?

UK:Resistance seems to think she’s aged badly too.

I’d still hit it though.

From: Allen
Date: Sep 13, 2006 3:45 AM
Subject: Lohan is at it again

I’m not sure if you’ve seen this yet Justin but I just had to share, because since Lindsay is apparently really into sharing I have to pay it forward or some such nonsense. Keep up the good work man.