I’d buy that for a dollar

Yeah. I’d totally buy this. Not so much for the Pokemon that’s on it (it’s actually a limited edition Pokemon DS with Mew on it) but for the color. Think Sony will ever put out a purple PSP? Not in a million years. That’s why Nintendo is so HARDCORE. And besides, it totally matches my totally purple site. Like totally.

I’m hoping Nintendo’s free WiFi service will work without any hitches. I can’t imagine the joys of playing Mario Kart and Animal Crossing online. Speaking of WiFi, i still can’t get my faggot PSP to connect online with the WipeOut Pure browser DNS ‘hack’. Nor can i connect to any online games in Twisted Metal Head On. Actually, i can connect (downloaded the new skin, track and ship for WipeOut just fine) but i just can’t play online or browse the internets. I’m using a WRT54G Linksys router. Apparently i’m not the only one who has this problem (see comments #1 and #3). Gay.

Oh fucking great. My PSP formatted Jack Jack Attack download just stopped with 5 megs left to go. I hate fags who don’t seed after they finish downloading (even though i do the same thing myself). Faggots.

Look at what i saw on my site the other day. Nice.


Spoilers within?

So when exactly did Padme become Anakin’s complete bitch? Her character was so weak in Episode III. Was that even supposed to be the same hardass bitchface Queen Amidala from Episode I? She totally became a stereotypical dumb girl who doesn’t know better who falls for the greasy haired bad guy. Just like most girls in real life! And why do these girls always put up with these abusive, walk all over you, do whatever i say or i’ll choke the life out of you bad guys? What is it about the wrong kind of guy? You know it’ll just end badly. Dumb.

That said, was everything supposed to take place over the course of 9 months or something? Because it all felt more like 5 days. One day, Padme finds out she’s pregnant, then all of a sudden, out pops Luke and Leia.

I wonder what Padme is like in bed. Being a former Queen and all. Princess Leia, well, she grew up without her father, and that sort of shit can make a chick a cock machine, Princess or not. Amidala, however, i’m willing to bet is a right churchy virgin. No way she’s letting you fuck her mouth and come on her tits.

Mmm. Padme.

I’d choke it.

Carrie Underwood

Your new American Idol.

I prefer her with straight hair though. The wavy thing she had going on during the season finale wasn’t so hot.

I don’t know why but whenever i think of her, i think of Jessica Simpson. Probably because they’re both blonde and from the South. But Carrie Underwood, definitely > Jessica Simpson. I think out of the last 3 seasons, season 4’s two finalists are definitely the most appealing. Kelly Clarkson (no boobs), Justin Guarini (Sideshow Bob). Clay Aiken (nerd), Ruben Studdard (fat). Fantasia Barrino (not hot), Diana DeGarmo (forgettable, i actually had to look up Diana’s name to see if she was indeed one of the final two). So yeah, Carrie and Bo, definitely the best pair. Simon was right.

Did anybody else have a love/hate relationship with Mikalah Gordon? I do. She has the most annoying speaking voice, she’s way too sassy/fiesty, she has a bitchface and yet, i’d still hit it. Funny that.

Anybody know where i can get Carrie’s soon to be released single on mp3? I have that song stuck in my head. I smell best selling American Idol single ever.

Carrie > All?

The Angelic Carla Gugino

Mmm Carla. Loved her ever since i first saw her in the Academy Award winning Pauly Shore masterpiece, Son in Law. Her boobies have gotten bigger too.


Of particular note is the partial list of women that Razor declares brings us to our knees.

I’ll put a penis next to the ones that would literally bring me down to my knees.

  • Angelina Jolie
  • Scarlett Johansson 8==D
  • Halle Berry
  • Jessica Simpson
  • Eva Mendes
  • Gwen Stefani
  • Monica Bellucci 8==D
  • Salma Hayek
  • Kiera Knightley
  • Evangeline Lilly
  • Jessica Alba
  • Alyssa Milano
  • Jennifer Garner
  • Estella Warren
  • Vanessa Marcil
  • Not too many but that’s just the ones that i really like. The others, not so much. Some, not at all (i’m looking at you Jessica Alba). But in truth, i’d probably bone them all.

    What’s Estella Warren doing on there? She is so 2001.


    Luke Skywalker? Han Solo? Pffft. Sorely overlooked is the TRUE HERO of the original Star Wars trilogy, Wedge. Yeah, that’s right. Wedge. Wedge Antilles. By his actions and his words, he’s the one person the audience can truly relate to. Why? Well, during the famous climax of Star Wars, he makes some poor excuse and runs away. Who among us can say that, with Darth fucking Vader and half the imperial fleet behind them, they wouldn’t have done the same?

    Then, during the final battle in Jedi, Wedge is the first to fly into the bowels of the Death Star. A heroic move? Or just the best way to escape the massive dogfight going on outside? And despite his being in first, how come it’s the Millenium Falcon and not Wedge that’s last out when the reactor blows? Throughout the three films, Wedge keeps his head down, and doesn’t risk his neck. He doesn’t kiss his sister either. My kind of guy.

    Wedge in Star Wars. Status: sitting down. He manages to appear in all three films sitting down. From X-Wing to snowspeeder to briefing room to X-Wing again, he’s always polishing a seat with his ass.

    Wedge in The Empire Strikes Back. Status: sitting down. Despite looking like he’s constipated, Wedge’s speeder kills one of the two trashed Walkers.

    Wedge in Return Of The Jedi. Status: sitting down. Although, maybe he’s standing in the pre-battle briefing. Let me know if this man has legs.