OMG IT’S A BOX.

IT CAME IN THE MAIL.

WHAT’S IN IT.

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She’s got a new mixtape out. Features production from Chad Hugo of the Neptunes, Kenna, J. Gatsby, and Neff-U. Video for her first song ‘In The Dark’ below:

Needs more camera panning down IMO. But you get to see a bit of the goods around 2:45 in. DEM BOOBS. She’s looking pretty good without that blindfold on towards the end.

She’s come a long way from this.

Here’s what she’s looking like now.

Time to do some undousuru in my pants.

A huge bear attacks after being shot by a hunter.

Being mormon, I can’t look at porn or nudity. So I have to get creative.

That’s why I invented “bubbling”. Hard to explain so just scroll down:

– UltimusMormon

It almost makes Jessica Alba fappable.

More examples here!

I have looked everywhere for this moron. I have an address but i’m not 100% sure its the right one. Here is the geek btw.

http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?=726384728

Any idea on how i can torture this person?