The store i went to today didn’t have my favourite brand of deodorant in stock so i had to settle for this:

By the way, i turn 30 today! I think that’s pretty much officially old!

I don’t think I really need to set this one up…

The whole lulzy NSFW trailer for ‘Your Highness’ can be viewed here.

People say that nothing much gets made in America anymore, that we’ve shipped most of our manufacturing overseas. But there’s one thing that good ol’ Uncle Sam still exports better than anyone, and that’s trashy young celebrities.

To prove that ‘Made in the USA’ still means something, we sent Taylor Momsen and Miley Cyrus across the Atlantic to appear at Europe’s version of the MTV Music Awards.

Lucky for us, jailbait cleavage and sideboob never go out of style.

KIKI FINALLY GETS HER TITS OUT IN A MOVIE.

Been waiting for this since Crazy/Beautiful where she was supposed to had gotten her tits out but the scene was cut or something. Oh well, only had to wait nine years. From the movie All Good Things.

They sure do look better than they did in those bikini slips from 2005.

I’d always wanted to see (and fap to) Kat Dennings’ funbags ever since The 40 Year Old Virgin.

So this is a glorious day indeed.

Also, Jessica Alba is fat in her pics.

New.

Trailer.

FTMFW.

Do want.