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I wish I could ask Santa to bring me this movie for Christmas, alas I shall have to wait until April to see it with the rest of the hoi polloi. Oh wells…in the meantime, enjoy ur red-band trailer.

This looks like one of those rare occasions where the title of a film sums it up perfectly.

From this brief glimpse, I can already predict there will be outraged parents foaming at the mouth and protesting in front of theaters. FTW.

ps. Pedobear better watch his furry ass around this one.

Selena was looking lovely again at the UNICEF Ball Thursday night in Beverly Hills.

What a classy young lady.

Rachel was just named FHM’s Covergirl of the Decade. Congrats!

Hard to believe it’s been over four years since she was teaching guys how to check their testicles for lumps.

NOUGHTY! ^_^

As winter approaches, all the hawt young celebs flock to warm destinations to strut their stuff in teeny tiny bikinis.

So here’s Miss Cyrus prancing poolside at the Fontainebleau Hotel in Miami Beach.

There has been a good deal of speculation if there is a Smiley nip slip in these candids. I’ll leave it to our sharp-eyed viewers to decide…