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Not that there’s anything wrong with Keeley Hazell, but it seems the Brit lad mags have been looking for the “new Keeley” for the past couple of years. Probably because Keeley hasn’t been a teenager for some time now.

Well, one of the candidates is 19-year old Kitty Lea. I’m gonna go ahead and say she’s my pick, if only for the fact that she’s got a cute name that lends itself to yumby photoshoots like the following…

Meow! >^_^<

Hannah Montana and Claire Bennett were photographed recently hanging out together backstage at some event.

ZOMGBFF??

They should have a slumber party, and Hayden can star with Miley in a new bedroom dance video!

Miley also got snapped by the paparazzi while taking her doggie for a walk.

Don’t stare too closely at that last one… >_>

I’m still wondering why Miley was at the Oscars. And it looks like i’m not the only one! Ha. But nevertheless, there’s video of Miley and her best friend dancing around in their pajamas!

Thanks for the heads up Tim!

The world needs more ultra slow motion videos of waterballoons getting popped on top of boobs.

Three words: NOM NOM NOM

Christina and Ellen talk about boobs, naked sundays and penis balloons(!).

WHERE’S THE PINK?

Britney out and about again sans underwear. I think you might even be able to see her C-section scar if you look close enough.

In response to Sarah Silverman fucking Matt Damon.

The 80th Academy Awards were the least watched in history, and about the most boring I’ve ever seen. But there were some girls who put themselves together nicely for their walk down the red carpet. Here’s my faves…

Anne Hathaway was lovely in red Marchesa. Cameron Diaz looked pretty in pale pink Galliano. And Ellen Page actually put on a dress!

Jennifer Garner was gorgeous in black Oscar de la Renta with a stunning diamond necklace. Jessica Alba camouflaged her growing baby bump nicely in deep purple Marchesa. And Katherine Heigl was hot in her red Escada.

Kristin Chenoweth served up some yumby cleavage in black Armani. And last but certainly not least, Miley Cyrus looked darling in her sleek red Valentino.

Here’s hoping next year’s awards include some movies that people have actually seen.

Yep i’m pretty sure this (suit) makes her gay.

Not that there’s anything wrong with that.

Miss Chipmunk Cheeks went shopping for a new party frock at Betsey Johnson’s boutique in SoHo recently.

Looks as though she found a couple that she liked. The blue one is pretty, but there’s no denying what the ivory one does for her booty.

Check out the big mofo openly ogling her butt in a couple of these.

lolz.