So this is what FHM UK looks like inside…

That’s it, i’m moving back to England!!!!!!

Here are some pictures of Tara Reid and that lovely butt of hers.

MMMMMMMMM CHEESY.

FHM UK said it:

Only 18 and already perfect!

I totally concur. And on that note…

Question: Why is FHM UK so much better than FHM US?

Answer: Because America is afraid of naked bodies while Europeans don’t really give a shit.

Conclusion: Europe wins.

And while we’re on the subject of upskirts and panty shots today, how about some pictures of Paris and Tara, totally wasted, at some club.

NICE ASS MS. REID!

So there’s this Japanese site right; they buy all these female anime/videogame PVC statues and then they take pictures of them.

Innocent enough.

Until you scroll halfway down each of the picture pages on there and they start taking downblouse shots, panty shots, shots of them without their skirts on and in one case, shots of one of them straddling a makeshift dildo.

I don’t think i’ve gotten this excited over toys since i last played with my Cheetara action figure 16 years ago.

Read some of the (very broken) translated text for even more perverted comedy. The emoticons they use while descibing each toy (what i imagine to be in excruciating detail) is quite possibly even more perverted than the pics themselves, strangely enough (once you actually realize what they’re supposed to represent).

Now excuse me while i masturbate to these pictures of Tifa from Final Fantasy VII*

* (this may or may not actually happen)

ps: if you click on this link, you will become a pedophile.

See? She don’t look half bad without those stupid veneers on. I like her better when she’s all boxy faced. Not so much when she’s horse faced like her sister. Which tends to happen when she has those damn things on.

Oh and no points for Michelle Trachtenberg for looking as clown faced as ever.

I got my site voluntarily reviewed over at 4yoinfo.com recently. Check it out. And no, i didn’t pay him to say all those things.

Been a while since i last had my site ‘officially’ reviewed. I think the last time was back in 2001. And i didn’t pay that guy to say all those things either. I’m surprised that review is still even up. I think i ended up winning their best site of the year award that year. Natch.

Here are some excerpts of other ‘reviews’ that i’ve stumbled upon over the years.

“…this is one of those sites you dream about finding. Seriously. Forget about me and go there – you might never come back here, ever, but that’s okay. I will comPLETEly understand.”

– Bears-Cave

“He has nude naked topless celebrities, amusing things to say, and an interesting following. Its about half very bright girls and half guys who can’t spell anything at all. Makes for a fun dynamic.”

– Spacecheese

“Excellence, if one word could wrap up his site, excellence would be it. The […] logs are interesting and fun to read.”

– theweblogreview

“…I also just wanted to take a min, and say thanks. I really do enjoy your web site, it makes me laugh. I have told co-workers about it, and they also tell me that it is good. Whatever you are doing, keep it up.”

– Kevin (via e-mail)

“I did not have sexual relations with that woman Ms. Lewinsky”

– Bill Clinton

Go submit your site to 4yoinfo.com if you have one. And if you want, give me a little review of your own in the comments. Who knows, maybe i’ll immortalize your words on the ‘testimonials’ page (aka the page i go to whenever i want a virtual dick sucking).

Of course, if you talk shit about me, i’ll have to ban you from ever coming here ever again. Thanks in advance. Justin is your friend.