Template testing

Okay you fucking template. I’m giving you another try. I hope you don’t overload my server again like you did the last time i put you up. At least i think that was you. Could’ve just been bad timing or something. But anyway, not that there’s anything wrong with the old layout (aside from the stupid 1 1 1 1 1 1 thing in the comments on certain browsers – i don’t know how to fix that), but i figured maybe this one could be a good replacement (Angelbaby disapproves though -_-). So let me know if this one works or if it’s too slow or if you prefer the old one.

UPDATE: The new one is just too slow. So back to the old one for now.

UPDATE 2: Huzzah! Thanks to ThatGuy, the 1 1 1 1 1 1 thing has been fixed and now everybody can start replying and referring to other commenters by their comment number! see the comments as it should be regardless of what browser you’re using! Thanks again ThatGuy!

THE GOOGLE…?

LOLZ.

Transcript:

HOST: I’m curious, have you ever googled anybody? Do you use Google?

BUSH: Occasionally. One of the things I’ve used on the Google is to pull up maps. It’s very interesting to see, I’ve forgot the name of the program, but you get the satellite, and you can, like, I kinda like to look at the ranch. It remind me of where I wanna be sometimes.

George Bush uses the Google on the internets.

Michelle Trachtenberg

It’s been a while since we had ol’ clownface up on the site. She just recently celebrated her 21st birthday this past week. Looks like she got a stripper pole.

She still does absolutely NOTHING for me. What’s so appealing about her anyway? People who think she’s hot are BLIND (i.e. Angelbaby).

Patricia Arquette

Wow. She’s starting to look a little old in the face. But at least she’s still got the boobs! Although that could just be the dress.

I think she was at her hottest in True Romance. She was hot in Flirting With Disaster too.

I still fap to her in Lost Highway.

Keeley Hazell

I just noticed that it’s not very often that we actually get to see Keeley with her clothes on. Even when it’s just undergarments.

She’s usually just all topless with her big ol’ boobies on display.

That said, her bras look absolulely huge!

I could probably fit my whole head into one of those cups.