Keeley is back with an appearance in the May issue of FHM.

She’s still got it. And by it, I mean them. And by them, I mean boobs.

Yet another hottie that I can’t believe has never seen the glory of the fubar front page.

Supermodel and self-confessed virgin Adriana got nekkid for a yumby photo spread in the April issue of GQ magazine.

Complete with behind-the-scenes video…

These are the only hi res pics I’ve come across on the tubes so far, and I don’t like the tags or the seams in them anymore than the rest of you. I’ll replace them with better ones as soon as they become available.

Teh Duffster was photographed out and about in LA on St. Paddy’s Day wearing a tube top, miniskirt and white fishnets.

She wasn’t wearing any visible green, so if you had seen her on the street you could’ve walked up and pinched her.

It’s been a little slow around the celeb pic factory the past few days.

So here’s Jessica Alba in a shoot for some magazine I’ve never heard of.

Obviously, this was shot before she had a bun in the oven.

Jim Carrey has a grown-up daughter?

Hmm…not bad.

ps. I had to finish this post for Justin because he is a big lazy.

Well, judging by these pics taken recently, it seems as though 14-year old Ali Lohan has started joining her big sis during some of her evenings on the town. She’s probably the designated driver for Lindsay and Mom.

In case anyone is wondering what that green box is that Lindsay is oh-so-conspicuously holding, it’s some kind of “dissolvable tobacco” that she’s apparently been whoring for. And no, I’m not talking about some sort of nicotine lozenge, I’m talking DISSOLVABLE TOBACCO. Ew.

Hermione was at something called the Empire Film Awards in London over the weekend.

I think Emma was actually looking quite pretty in these, even with a little moustache action goin’ on. Oh, and one other thing…

STAND UP STRAIGHT, GIRL!

I heard a disturbing rumor recently. That Kristen Bell might not be signing on to return to Heroes for Season 3 (or the second half of Season 2, or whatever) this fall. Lose.

She was photographed at a charity dinner recently. Still looking sweeter than sugar.

Come on, Kristen…bring back Electric Elle. Don’t make us beg.

Teh Hohan’s boobs just seem to keep getting bigger everytime I see them lately. Does she have a bun in the oven?

Maybe she’s just on the Britney Spears Ding Dongs & Cheetos Diet.

Supposedly, Hefner is trying to get Lindsay to do another recreation of a nude Marilyn Monroe shoot for Playboy. This time she’d even get paid!

Jessica attended the French premiere of her new movie The Eye in Paris today. She wrote about her trip in her blog…

Can’t wait to get home and rest. Every day I have eaten ham and cheese sandwiches, I can’t get enough of them. Wish they had these back in the States; the bread is amazing. My tummy is getting bigger by the second and the little one must like the food too, because it is moving and kicking like crazy. IT’S THE BEST. Have to go, but just wanted to check in. JA

Mmm…croque-monsieurs are indeed tasty. I ate them all the time my last visit to Paris as well. Yumb.

Once she pops that kid out, Justin is gonna be singing a different tune when it comes to Miss Alba…

Oh yes. Just you wait.