This probably wouldn’t be nearly as funny in German…

kekeke

Not that there’s anything wrong with Keeley Hazell, but it seems the Brit lad mags have been looking for the “new Keeley” for the past couple of years. Probably because Keeley hasn’t been a teenager for some time now.

Well, one of the candidates is 19-year old Kitty Lea. I’m gonna go ahead and say she’s my pick, if only for the fact that she’s got a cute name that lends itself to yumby photoshoots like the following…

Meow! >^_^<

Hannah Montana and Claire Bennett were photographed recently hanging out together backstage at some event.

ZOMGBFF??

They should have a slumber party, and Hayden can star with Miley in a new bedroom dance video!

Miley also got snapped by the paparazzi while taking her doggie for a walk.

Don’t stare too closely at that last one… >_>

The 80th Academy Awards were the least watched in history, and about the most boring I’ve ever seen. But there were some girls who put themselves together nicely for their walk down the red carpet. Here’s my faves…

Anne Hathaway was lovely in red Marchesa. Cameron Diaz looked pretty in pale pink Galliano. And Ellen Page actually put on a dress!

Jennifer Garner was gorgeous in black Oscar de la Renta with a stunning diamond necklace. Jessica Alba camouflaged her growing baby bump nicely in deep purple Marchesa. And Katherine Heigl was hot in her red Escada.

Kristin Chenoweth served up some yumby cleavage in black Armani. And last but certainly not least, Miley Cyrus looked darling in her sleek red Valentino.

Here’s hoping next year’s awards include some movies that people have actually seen.

Miss Chipmunk Cheeks went shopping for a new party frock at Betsey Johnson’s boutique in SoHo recently.

Looks as though she found a couple that she liked. The blue one is pretty, but there’s no denying what the ivory one does for her booty.

Check out the big mofo openly ogling her butt in a couple of these.

lolz.

ZOMGWTFBBQ!

Of this I do not approve.

Still on tour promoting their new movie, the dynamic duo took the film to the country whose history it portrays.

Here are some photos from the London premiere.

The pic with Prince Charles gives me lulz as I have the following exchange in my head…

Scarlett: Why, your highness! Are you trying to cop a feel?

Chuck: HONK! HONK!

Scarlett and Natalie have been making the rounds promoting their new movie, The Other Boleyn Girl, but for the most part they’ve been wearing pretty meh outfits. Their Vanity Fair cover wasn’t bad though.

Finally, they dressed up for the Berlin premiere. I’m not sure what’s up with Nat’s dress, but I know it would be a whole lot more interesting without that blue scarf thingy draped over her boobs. And while Scarlett’s hair could’ve been styled a bit better, there’s no arguing with the classic combo of cleavage and fishnets.

As this is a period drama and they play sisters, I’m guessing we won’t be treated to a Scarlett on Natalie love scene.

Boo.

Oh, look…Punky McPoseur talked Maxim magazine into letting her be on the cover.

Whoopty-doo.

I even threw in the scans of the interview pages in case someone is interested in actually reading it.

Zzz.

Fellas…still not sure what to get the little lady for Valentine’s Day?

Well, wonder no more…go out and buy her some Clitter!

It’s clitterific!