Here’s a few hi res pics (and some mid res) from the spread that Maxim’s #1 Hottest Woman of 2009 did for the October issue of GQ.

I realize it’s not much, but the pickins have been pretty damn slim lately, unless you’re into Lohan nip slips, topless Lily Allen or Tubby Britney in a bikini.

Still a relative dearth of celeb material, but here’s some pretty pics of Petra Nemcova for anyone who likes that sort of thing.

Suzi was always a Petra fan, but who knows if she ever visits the site anymore…

I miss Suzi. 🙁

Yeah, we’ve been in another pretty dead period for material. I guess I could start posting paragraphs of text like somebody, but I won’t subject everyone to that.

So instead, here are some hi res pics from the “Wake Up with Megan Fox” photospread that was in Esquire this summer. Some of you might recognize these from the tiny versions that were on numerous other sites.

Did anyone see Jennifer’s Body? Anyone??

Guess who had an early birthday party in Vegas this weekend?

The Shabear turns 27 (yes, you read that right) on September 30.

These pics from Purple magazine have me thinking that if we keep seeing MILFs like Milla (and Jessica Alba) running around, I might start viewing them as objects of lust like Justin does.

FUN FACT: Milla has signed on to play Alice for the fourth time in Resident Evil: Afterlife. Directed by her hubby, Paul W.S. Anderson, of course.

Hayden was snapped by the paparazzi while out for a jog (brisk walk?) in Runyon Canyon Park.

She’s certainly looking…fit. <_<

This was just too good to be allowed to languish in the comment section of another post…

Thumbs up to Smiley for finding this gem! ^_^

Strange things are afoot at Quakecon 09…

Bonus points for not having to use candy, puppies or a panel van.

McNumnums has not had a post of her own here since…wait for it…2005.

I know, rite?

I’m still not going to see her new movie. Dumb.

I’ll just leave these here.

Yep. Still 15.