So if you’ve been following my Twitter account, you probably already know that i downloaded the DVDSCR of Chloe today. You know, that movie where Amanda Seyfried gets naked and stuff.

I made a video of the best parts. There’s also a scene where Amanda is doing it with Julianne Moore but you can see shit because Amanda’s boob is like hidden behind Julianne Moore’s stomach or something. Strategically hidden nudity FTL. So i didn’t include that. Plus i wanted to keep the file size small.

Oh yeah, i’m a mac user so just deal with the .mov file.

Anyway, this movie has way too much Julianne Moore nudity and not enough Amanda Seyfried nudity.

Still fappable though. I no longer need to go back to that scene of her jumping into that swimming pool naked from Alphadog for my Amanda Seyfried fapping needs.

Just saw Kick-Ass today. This movie is going to turn a lot of people into pedos, thanks to the genius Killer Loli melding of Stephanie from Lazytown and Mathilda from The Professional.

Verdict: Two thumbs up! Can’t wait for the extended cut on Blu-ray.

So what did everybody think of the movie? They should have just called it Hit-Girl instead of Kick-Ass because Hit-Girl totally stole the show.

From one Amanda to another. Bynes finally does MAXIM in the February 2010 issue. Some nice cleavagy shots in the web-only pics are on the MAXIM website. They’re pretty hot so check those out too.

I think i like this new 23 year old Amanda Bynes.

You want to show the world you’re all grown up?

I want to show people who I am. My parents were like, “Does this mean you’re gonna do sexy movies now?” I said, “Well, if they’re done the right way, then maybe!” I mean, I’m not gonna do porn, but if it’s a Leonardo DiCaprio movie or whatever…

Oh, we get it. If a scene involves making out with Leo DiCaprio, then it’s OK?

Ha, yeah, then I wouldn’t mind! Point is, it’s time for me to start making my own decisions.

Somebody get this girl into a Leo DiCaprio flick NOW.

Oh shit. I’m pretty sure i just saw Amanda Seyfried’s tit in this leaked trailer for her upcoming movie ‘Chloe’.

Quote from one of the YouTube comments:

“oh fuck yes.”

I was just wondering, what deodorant do you guys use?

Me, personally, i use Lady Speed Stick. Orchard Blossom for the win!

I love using Lady Speed Stick so much, i bought 3 (because my wife likes to steal them, what the hell woman).

PS: It’s my birthday today! I’m 29.

THE DAY WE FINALLY GET TO SEE EVA AMURRI’S TITS.

HER GLORIOUS GLORIOUS TITS.

HOLY SHIT.

AS I SAID BEFORE IN THE COMMENTS FROM THE LAST EVA POST:

MOTHER DAUGHTER FAP SESSION TONIGHT CONFIRMED.

I’M NOT EVEN GOING TO BOTHER CENSORING THIS THUMBNAIL HER TITS ARE TOO GREAT.

HD VIDEO LINK HERE (thanks gruxxxxx!)

AMAZING.

THE ONLY THING THAT COULD POSSIBLY TOP THIS IS IF CHRISTINA HENDRICKS GOT HER TITS OUT OH MY GOD.

Here’s a sneak peek at Eva Amurri’s stripper role in season 3 of Californication.

BOOBS AND BUTT. BOOBS AND BUTT.

THIS IS GOING TO BE SO GOOD.

I can’t be the only one excited for Amanda Seyfried’s upcoming nude scene in Chloe right?

“I’m playing a prostitute in my next movie,” Seyfried explains, a tad nervously. “Everybody gets to see my…well, I’m sure full-on nudity couldn’t ruin a career, but it is a bold move.” – Cineplex

FULL ON NUDITY. FULL ON NUDITY. FULL ON NUDITY.

Wow at the Michael Bay haters in the Megan Fox comments. How in the world can anybody NOT think Michael Bay is awesome? He makes some of the most awesomest movies ever! Heck, he’s even got TWO movies in the Criterion Collection! Armageddon (i almost cried when Bruce Willis died) and The Rock!

Michael Bay is so awesome i’ll tell you how awesome he is. Let me list out the ways:

1. Michael Bay is

What about that Kanye West eh?

From CNN:

Even by the standards of the anything-goes MTV awards, Kanye West’s hijacking of pop sweetheart Taylor Swift’s speech at the was particularly brutal.

A giddy Swift was in the midst of her acceptance speech for Best Female Video when the often-mercurial West rushed onstage, grabbed her microphone and let loose an outburst on behalf of singer Beyonce Knowles, who had lost out in that category.

But audiences who stayed tuned until the end of the broadcast were treated to a touching bookend: Knowles, the night’s top winner, invited Swift onstage and gave the teen country singer her moment in the spotlight.

“I remember being 17 years old, up for my first MTV award with Destiny’s Child, and it was one of the most exciting moments of my life,” Knowles said, referring to the girl group with which she had her start. “So I would like for Taylor to come out and have her moment.”

Speaking to reporters later, Swift was understated about her take on the disruption.

“I was excited to be onstage because I just won the award. And then I was excited that Kanye West was onstage. Then, I wasn’t excited anymore,” she said.

Also:

Soon after, an apology to Swift appeared on his blog:

“I’m sooooo sorry to Taylor Swift and her fans and her mom,” the message said in all caps. “I spoke to her mother right after and she said the same thing my mother would’ve said. She is very talented! … I’m in the wrong for going on stage and taking away from her moment!”

lol

In other news, Lady Gaga’s cameltoe was all over the place at the VMAs.