KIM KARDASHIAN

I haven’t seen her sextape but i heard it’s almost as bad as Keeley Hazell’s. Saw her on E! a coupla times so i know she’s got big boobs (WIN). And whaddayaknow! She went out and did a Playboy shoot so why watch some bad sextape for the goods when you can now see her bunny mag spread!

WIN.

GUITAR HERO 3

Bought it yesterday (a bootleg, for about US$2.00 kekeke piracy ftw). Beat it. And now my left arm feels like it’s going to fall off. That last boss battle against the Devil (playing The Devil Went Down to Georgia) was fucking insane. And that was just on medium difficulty. I’m not even gonna attempt to beat it on hard, much less expert. Mostly because i can never really hit that fucking orange fret well enough to beat songs on those difficulty levels.

Beating the game on medium though, unlocks a Dragonforce song, which, if you can believe it, is even MORE insane than The Devil Went Down to Georgia.

My arm feels so sore right now. Kinda like when i first played Samba De Amigo on Dreamcast (RIP). I don’t think i’m even gonna be able to fap!

VERDICT: GH3. Better than GH 80’s, just as good, if not better than the first two GH’s combined. Better than Rock Band? We’ll see. The guitar battles with Tom Morello and Slash are pretty cool by the way. Buy it. Or bootleg it/download it if you’re a filthy pirate like myself.

HALLE BERRY

GOT MILK?

Halle’s pregnant by the way, if you didn’t already know.

Tell me i wasn’t the only one who fapped to Halle’s Berrys in Swordfish.

FACT: The last time Halle Berry was posted about on this website was in 2004 and that post garnered 212 comments (!).

LACEY CHABERT

I like these pics because you get a really good idea of how her jubblies hang. Mmm…

What cup size do you think she’s sporting in these?

UPDATE: Yup. I could’ve sworn i’d posted these pics before. Just wasn’t sure. Actually tried checking back in the archives before i posted but i guess i didn’t look far back enough. keke. Gallery has been replaced with the old one.

MAGGIE Q

Wait. Does this mean Maggie Q is vegetarian too??

Oh and if you ever wanted to get a better view of Maggie’s boobies (which you couldn’t really get in Naked Weapon), then here you go! (from the movie Manhattan Midnight)