Get those dirty thoughts out of your head ya perverts!

Did you laugh? If so, you may direct yourself to hell!

I wish i could read French. Because i loves me some Jessica Biel. She has a spread in the September issue of the French FHM.

How hot was she in I Now Pronounce You Chuck And Larry? DAMN HOT that’s how. Jessica Biel in that catsuit is the stuff win is made of.

Caps of Madeline Zima’s breastesses from the first episode of Californication.

She sure has come a long way since The Nanny..!

How is Californication anyway? Anybody seen it? Worth the download?

Little known fact: Maddie has two other sisters who are also in show business.

Her top unexpectedly flies upwards, revealing her boobies for a split second, during a concert performance!

ALMOST fappable. If it weren’t for the shitty video quality!

JOJO’S NIPPLE!!!!!!

JOJO’S NIPPLE!!!!!!

JOJO’S NIPPLE!!!!!!

For the record, Katharine McPhee does nothing for me. Probably because of her freakishly long legs.

Carrie Underwood > Katharine McZzzzzzz

YEP.

So she may not be coming back as Veronica Mars, or as a new character on Lost but it’s been confirmed that she’s gonna be in the next season of Heroes!!!

NBC is adding former “Veronica Mars” star Kristen Bell to the cast of “Heroes.”

Peacock has snagged Bell for a key multiepisode arc of its sophomore sensation. Casting is a major coup for NBC since Bell — who plays the title character in Judd Apatow’s upcoming “Forgetting Sarah Marshall” — was reportedly being sought for several TV gigs, including a part on ABC’s “Lost.”

Bell will make her first “Heroes” appearance in October. She’ll play Elle, a character described as a sexy, mysterious young lady who has ties to the supposed death of Peter, H.R.G.’s past and the future of Claire. Elle will kick off her arc by committing a serious crime, though it’s unclear whether she’s good or bad.

“This was not easy to pull off,” said “Heroes” creator-exec producer Tim Kring. “But since we’re an ensemble show, with many arcs playing out through the year, we found a way to jump into a small window in (Bell’s) schedule.” – Variety.com

Now all i need to do is to actually finish watching season 1 of Heroes (i’ve only seen the first 4 episodes!) and finish watching seasons 1, 2 and 3 of Veronica Mars too while i’m at it (i’m only up to disc 2 of season 1!) before catching Bell on season 2 of Heroes!

In related news, here are some pics of Hayden ‘Claire the cheerleader from Heroes’ Panettiere, getting a parking ticket. lolz.

How long has Salma been pregnant anyway? Seems like forever!

Time to pop that baby out!

Amanda looks so classy in these pics.

It’d be an absolute pleasure getting her out of those dresses. One can only imagine…