i’ve been considering writing a program to convert all of fubar‘s archives to greymatter. bleh. it’s doesn’t sound that hard actually. i’m just too lazy to start on it. i’ve been seriously considering writing a program of greymatter improvements or tools or something but again, i’m too lazy. oh well.

yeah so i been considering playing Parasite Eve 2 recently but i’m not sure i’m up for it. after hearing how boring it is i’ll feel bad if i play it for a bit and just give up out of boredom. i hate the idea of doing that to a Square game.

which reminds me what the hell is Square doing with themselves? all i hear about is Kingdom Hearts, Final Fantasy XI, and remakes for that stupid WonderSwan. which wouldn’t be nearly as stupid if they ported the damned thing here. and another thing. when Square was making games like hot cakes we had all sorts of games coming out four months late here, right? now Square USA has one game to port and it’s taking them four months for that game alone. what the hell do they do over there? they managed to get a game a month out last summer but when they have only one game to translate it takes them just as long. doesn’t that seem a little odd?

well i guess i don’t care too much because i still don’t even have a PlayStation 2 and won’t until these other systems come out. Sony’s obvisiously scared shitless because they don’t seem to be putting up too much of a fight these days. i think they are just trying to hord all the money they can at $300 a pop because they know the glory days won’t last long. well that’s just my opinion.

so yeah, i’m sure you could give a shit about my opinions on games and the gaming market. oh well. i’m sure Brian will understand.

I need to be less serious, all too many serious posts on my own site. Just way too many long serious posts about crap no one is really interested in anyway.

So I look to (my hero) and inspiration Justin to find the secret of posting meaningless stuff which will amuse the people that stumble onto my page looking for Tara Reid naked.

So I’ve come up with a new term for the act of posting dumb or posting naked women. It’s called ‘to do a Justin’. As in:

You: “Hey! Your site’s too serious and shit!”
Me: “Fear not. I feel kinda Justin-ish, I’ll post about my hunger and getting burned by potato water.”

or

You: “Hey! I got a headache trying to find the porn on your site!”
Me: “Don’t worry, I’ll post some drunk campus chicks naked.”

Thus:

To Justin – To post meaningless stuff and porn

I should say something interesting to amuse you all to no end, since this is the first time some of you might ever have heard of me. That would make a better first impression then me rambling on about a bit of nothing, but eh, well… yeah I just don’t see that in the near or present future so you’ll have to make due with this junk.

I suppose I should use proper case on this site. Bah. I never realized how hard it is to revert back to using ‘shift’ after you stop using it for months on end… Which reminds me, why do I write in all lower case anyway? I guess i just got lazy after a while. That damned ‘shift’ is just too far away, my poor pinkie shouldn’t need to exert itself as such.

Since this is an e/smut site and all, I thought I’d share some of my recent smut discoveries. Ok, well my only smut discovery, but it’s an important one, I swear. As I was saying Oh yes, Susan Ward is not that hot. This came as quite a travesty to me. I have an FHM calendar over my trashcan and this month just so happens to have Susan Ward on it and man, is she HOT! Yeah, at least that’s what I thought. So I went about scouring the internet to see more pictures of her. Well, I’ll be darned if I found more then four good pictures of her. In all the other ones she looks… ::shiver:: not so hot at all.

This vaguely reminds me of the time I was walking the boardwalk with some buddies and I was like “who is that hot girl up there?” and then she turned around and *gasp* she was not hot at all! ::sob sob:: It was awful, and embarrassing! Oh well, anyway about Susan Ward, she’s not so hot. Just look around the internet at some of her other pictures, you’ll come to the startling realization too.

Yes well, that’s about it for my startling smut discoveries, but I’ll be sure to share any other useful information as I find it. But let us now address one more thing, before I leave you all to your humble lives. I do not look like Gary Oldman. To prove my point, I’ve arranged the following case in point:

See to the left is said Gary Oldman, yes the actor who was in such notable films as umm, well I know he was in something oh yes! He was in Bram Stoker’s Dracula, yes and he was in the Professional. He was the crazy crack fiend cop who said ërelease the hounds!’ wait no that was something else, that’s it he said, ëI love these calm little moments before the storm’ in a weird voice that vaguely reminded me of Optimus Prime. Maybe that was just me though.

Anyway I was trying to prove a point here, that guy to the right is Gary Oldman, wait no, that’s me. Hence I do not look at all like the guy to the left, that actor dude. Yeah see? Bah! Justin doesn’t know what he’s talking about. Well yeah he was right about the third Olsen, but that doesn’t prove anything.

In conclusion, Susan Ward is not hot, and I do not look like Gary Oldman.