NIPPLE SLIP!

Too bad i have absolutely ZERO interest at all in this girl.

So what’s the scariest most disturbing film i’ve seen so far this year?

Hostel? Slither? The Descent? Severance? The Hills Have Eyes? Imprint?

Nope.

It’s called… JESUS CAMP!!!

It’s about little kids getting brainwashed by hardcore crazy Evangelicalists and training them to become ‘warriors for Jesus’!

Now now. You’ve probably heard about this little flick – actually, it’s a documentary – but no no..! You’re probably thinking it’s like another one of those Michael Moore-ish (ftw!) documentaries with ‘dubious editing’ and ‘reshuffled clips’ or whatnot. But no! Because see..

Jesus Camp is not a “hatchet job.” The filmmakers did not go in with an anti-Christian agenda and use selective editing to prove their point. They are observers. Jesus Camp does not represent an attack on the Evangelical community. Ewing and Grady employ a “point-and-shoot” philosophy. They allow the subjects of the documentary to guide where the film goes (perhaps, according to the saying, giving them enough rope to hang themselves). The principals of the film, including Pastor Becky Fischer (the main spokesperson for Evangelical Christianity here), are pleased with the final result. They do not believe they have been misrepresented.

I’ve read mainstream reviews likening what goes on at these Jesus Camps as the extremist Christian version of those extremist Al Qaeda training camps. It’s actually not all that far off a comparison.

YouTube trailer below. Or the Quicktime trailer here if you want quality. Either way, you have to have a look if you haven’t already.

Some dude in the YouTube comments:

That fat lady, Becky Fischer looks like she could use some dick.She wouldn’t be so crazy if she got a hot beef injection every now and them. White guys don’t like fat chicks and there is probly no Black men in her neck of the woods , in North Dakota to fill the void. To all you white guys out there, you must start boneing your fat chicks. Take one for the team, for the good of humanity. This is what happens when fat chicks go to long with out getting any Man Sausage !

Some Evangelical Christians however are now frantically trying to distance themselves from the ones portrayed in the film.

In a statement, the president of Magnolia Pictures who produced the film, Eammon Bowles, said: “We’re frankly surprised and a little disheartened by the efforts of prominent members of the evangelical community to clamp down on Jesus Camp. Whether or not the children and camp depicted in the film represents the ‘mainstream’ of the Evangelical movement is beside the point: they exist, the film documents them, and the subjects feel they’ve been treated fairly. Why a community that’s so quick to attack discrimination from secular Americans would then turn and do the same to other Evangelicals is unexpected, to say the least.”

PS: These people also help put Bush in office.

She gets bonus points for being named after a videogame princess. And she’s pretty cute too, for being Robin Williams’ daughter.

Not hairy at all!

PS: DOB 31 July 1989

You know. Those singing Nazi olsen twins from last year. Well apparently they’re back in the news again.

Just got an e-mail from RegPed about them.

Justin this is RegisteredPedophile. I am writing you to tell you that Lynx and Lamb “The girls from Prussian Blue” Moved 5 houses down from me in Kalispell.

http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=prussian+blue+kalispell

it’s everywhere.

Haha. Apparently they moved to Kalispell from Bakersfield, California because it was “not white enough”.

Neighbors are apparently freaked out, distributing fliers that say, “No Hate Here”. Aryan nationalists are of course, quick to defend the twins.

What would you do if you lived 5 houses down from them?

British FHM shows naked boobies in it!*

*(it’s a well known fact)

Sexy AND educational!

Check it out.

If you could choose between either Amanda or Lacey, who would you pick and why?

This guy is hilarious. I only just discovered him a coupla days ago. You need to watch his videos (if you haven’t already). Start off with this one:

“You can walk over it??”

I actually quit playing that stupid game because of that. You can WALK OVER IT??? Fuck you ULTRA Games/Konami!!! Thanks for ruining my childhood!

So yeah, check out The Angry Nintendo Nerd. It’s good times!

Lolz, i’m boughted teh bootleg.

Fact: I spent a total of probably about 18 minutes playing Final Fantasy X before i decided it wasn’t worth my time sucked and never touching it again. I think i got to the first boss battle during the prelude thingy on the highway at the beginning of the game.

Never played FFX2, only got to the second disc of IX, quit once i got to the boss castle at the end of VIII (no way was i going through playing the stupid last levels with split parties and no powers, i hated it in FFIII (SNES) and i hate it in VIII. The last FF i actually finished all the way through was FFVII.

Best FF ever was FFIII on the SNES of course. I remember playing through that one from start to finish in one go. Only took me about 24 hours straight.

But considering FFXII got like a perfect 10/10/10/10 rating in Famitsu, i’m hoping that i’ll enjoy XII enough to actually complete it.

Haven’t actually playtested XII yet (i JUST got home with it), so for those of you who’ve already played it… how is it? Any good?

I realize it’s not even supposed to be out yet (US release date is October 31st) but it is available for download if you know where to look. Burn a copy and play it on your modded PS2! Me, i just buy ’em off of store shelves.

Oh hey check this out, bootleg 360 games!

Too bad my 360 isn’t modchipped. Yet…?

She’s 60 today. And still HOT!

God, i love Susan Sarandon.

As much as i love fapping to Susan Sarandon circa 1978 (in Pretty Baby), i think i’d rather fap to Susan Sarandon circa 2006 as i think her boobies have actually gotten bigger since then.

HOT!