Even if she was naked… my verdict would be: ZZZZZZZZZZZ

Well it looks like the virus is gone. But hey, hands up if you thought that i actually faked it in hopes that it would pass as an excuse for me quitting the site again but this time without actually telling anyone. Because, ya know, i sorta did the same thing exactly a year ago on that day. Kekekeke. Oh you wish.

I always come back eventually anyway.

By the way, i fapped to 48 year old Sharon Stone while the site was down.

LIPS!

It has come to my attention that the site has been infected with some sort of virus or something. Somehow.

It’s showing up as some kind of iframe code in my HTML (if you look at the source and scroll all the way down). Apparently it’s trying to make you download some stupid .wmf file or something from some stupid fucking Italian site everytime you load up a page on this site. I have no idea how it got there and no idea how to get rid of it but i’m trying to find a way. I’ve already contacted my host about it. So yeah, whatever you do, don’t download that file! It’s bad!

Update 1: If you’re using Firefox, AdBlocking this URL seems to stop it from trying to download itself:

http://www.4061.it/*

Block that shit!

Update 2: It seems to have killed my forums and my pedophile visitor counter too.

Update 3: Okay. It seems that the rogue HTML is not coming from any existing script or originating from any of the ads or counters that i have on the site. I made a test page with absolutely nothing on it except for the word ‘test’ and the code still pops up. Have a look here. So yeah. I still have no idea how this is happening. ZOMG HAXXXORED!!!!

Holy crap.

I never would’ve thought Lisa Loeb would have such a CUTE ASS.

That’s pretty hot for a 37 year old.

I’ve always liked her. Ever since that ‘Stay’ video.

Link to the thong clip capped above.

Facially, i’d go for Bynes.

But boobage-wise, it’s Seyfried all the way. Have you seen her knockers? Holy crap. Somebody find screencaps of her cleavage in that one episode of Veronica Mars.

Shame about the weird face though.

Someday, i’m going to fap to this girl.

Scarlett boobies = Me coming back to post again!

HAY look at what im boughted lolzz!!!

Actually got it like about 3 weeks ago. It’s a Mazda RX-8 if you couldn’t already tell. Apparently better than Nissan’s 350Z, which is its closest ‘rival’ or something. I dunno.

Who cares.

Now it’s probably just because i suck at taking pictures but i have to say, the car actually looks a lot better in real life than it does in pics.

Kind of like certain celebrities i suppose.

6 speed manual transmission, 4 seater, 4 door (suicide rears), leather interior, 238 horsepower rotary engine, 18 inch rims and it corners like it’s on freakin’ rails.

It is quite the gas guzzler though. That’s pretty much the only major downside.

Conclusion: if it were a girl, i’d hit it.

Animated .gif from Brokeback Mountain.

And in video form if you like. Along with Michelle’s scene too (which apparently has spoilers or something, so i’ve heard – i haven’t actually watched it yet).

My all time favorite Michelle Williams fap scene? This one from My Life Without You. Jiggly!

I don’t usually link to jokes but this one is just hilarious.

Dare i say… i’d hit it???

I miss watching The Today Show.