A little something for everyone in here me thinks. I uploaded these like, months and months ago but never got around to actually posting about it.

I fapped to the Paris Hilton sextape.

Into The Blue DVD caps. Including the nip slip!

I still hate her.

Looks like she had those implants taken out?

I fapped to her in Prozac Nation.

Then again i think everybody fapped to her in Prozac Nation.

It’s been a long time, long time
I shouldn’t have left you, left
Without a dope chick to fap to
Fap to, fap to, fap to
Fap to, fap to
Freaky-freaky

For some reason the opening lines to Aaliyah’s Try Again seemed appropriate for this post.

Questions is though; is Kristen Bell fappable to? I don’t think i could fap to her. Well… ok that’s a lie. I fapped to Natalie Portman so i could probably fap to Kristen Bell too. Though i think Nat has bigger boobies than Kris. Nonetheless, more fappable chicks to come if she doesn’t float your little tugboat. I’ve just been busy this past week. Hence the lack of posts.

I fapped to her when she was still on ESPN’s Fitness Beach.

Currently using a RAZR. Don’t like Nokias. Not really into 3G. Could care less about overall sexiness or form factor. But i don’t want a fat ugly American-y flip phone either, like that thing Katherine Heigl is holding.

Leaning towards getting either one of these:

Sony Ericsson w800i

Sony Ericsson w900i

Sony Ericsson p910i

Probably by tomorrow or this weekend. Will likely get a p910i in the end though. Unless anybody can convince me otherwise.

Would wait for the p990i which comes out in March 06 but it’ll probably be super duper wallet busting expensive, plus i don’t really need/want any 3G crap (though it is, overall, remarkably improved over the p910i, 3G notwithstanding).

So yeah.

Oh. The w900i – i’m only considering it because it’s the latest thing out.

But if i really had to choose one out of the three, it’ll probably be a battle between the w800i and the p910i, only because they’re in the same price range.

The w900i costs like an arm and a leg right now.

What phone are you using?

Did somebody like, punch her two front teeth in or something?