Selena Gomez

Speaking of virgins…here’s Selena at the Teen Vogue Young Hollywood party last week.

You know it’s true, ’cause she wears a purity ring. And she’s only 16. Good enough for me!

ps. Ignore the pics of Selena and BFF Demi Lovato in their black bikinis earlier this summer. That’s just girls bein’ girls. ^_^

pps. Do we perhaps need a post featuring Demi in the future?

Virgin For Sale

Anyone interested in popping the cherry on a vacuous twenty-something California girl, go ahead and get your bid in now. It’ll only cost you somewhere north of a quarter-million bucks and a plane ticket to Nevada.


wee I’m a whore.

“The main purpose of this is to finance a couple things in my life,” Dylan told CBS13. “I think empowerment of women is picking yourself up and doing something on your own to better yourself.”

Um…okay, sure.

Megan Fox

Foxy Miss Fox is a covergirl once more…this time for the October issue of GQ.

I also threw in pics from the October Maxim, which appear to be newly released shots from an older photoshoot, but I doubt anyone minds.

Rumor has it that there will be a Transformers 2 teaser trailer ahead of Eagle Eye when it opens on Sept 26. But prolly no Megan in that. Lose.

Jessica Alba

Jess recently got a little time away from the baby and was snapped by the paparazzi while out and about in LA.

Question: How many new mommies look like this 3 months after giving birth?

Answer: Not too many.

Ubermilf.

Katharine McPhee

It’s been awhile since I’ve seen any good pics of Katharine. These boobalicious candids from Fashion Week in NYC are enough to give me a relapse of McPheever.

Did anyone bother to see her movie, The House Bunny? Just curious, as it also stars Anna Faris (kyute), Emma Stone (yumb) and Kat Dennings (Justin has fapped to). Oh, and also Rumer Willis (do not want).

Jamie Chung

While scrolling around the old channel guide tonight I stumbled across a movie on ABC Family called Samurai Girl. Apparently, it’s based on some series of books for teens, but what caught my eye was the hawt actress playing the lead.

Jamie Chung plays Heaven Kogo, and this is her first starring role, although she’s played a few parts in episodes of Veronica Mars, ER, CSI:NY, and is listed as a “Hooters Girl” in I Now Pronounce You Chuck & Larry (which I never saw…zzz). She’s also been cast in the live-action movie of Dragonball, along with Emmy Rossum. Oh, and she’s Korean, which of course is the most perfect creature ever to sanctify the earth with the imprint of its foot.

There’s one other place you might recognize Jamie from. She was on the San Diego season of The Real World. Seems like there was some big-boobed cow on there that Justin had a thing for or something. I’d ask him, but I hear he’s busy changing diapers these days…

Lily Allen

Okay, I’m totally not buying it anymore.

There is no way a girl’s girls just happen to flop out of her top with this kind of regularity. No. Way.

I’ve been alive for 27 years, and have had boobs for roughly half that time, and somehow I’ve managed to never once expose the goods in public, despite wearing some low-cut tops/dresses from time to time.

Attention whore.