I’m trying to clean stuff off my hard drive, so I’m getting rid of these semi-seethru candids of teh Hohan.

Is it just my imagination, or do I see puffies in some of these? If so, Justin will be pleased.

Do we still care about Lindsay, or should I just skip stuff like this in the future?

Who’s the 14-year old sophomore cutie who made her high school’s varsity cheerleading squad?

Two bits, four bits, six bits, a dollar! All for Dakota, stand up and holler! WOO!

Thanks to Dex for bringing these pedolicious pics to my attention, and Pacific Coast News for the images.

Yumby cleavage from the red carpet at the premiere of Mila’s latest, Max Payne.

This can’t possibly be as bad a movie as Marky Mark’s last one.

The Happening? More like The Crappening.

Just in case any of you have been thinking to yourselves, “I wonder whatever happened to Cindy Lou Who from the How the Grinch Stole Christmas movie?”

Wonder no more.

I don’t know how Taylor Momsen flew under my radar for this long, but she’s on the screen now, and I expect big things from this young one.

Taylor became a member of the cast of Gossip Girl (which Justin watches…what a girl) in 2007 at the age of 13, which btw is when all of the promo pics of her in the school uniform were taken. The two candids of her at CW events were taken just shy of her 14th birthday. And in June of this year she landed a modeling contract with the IMG agency, and then turned 15 on July 26. Whew!

Oh yes…fubar will be seeing much more of Taylor. That I can promise you.

Katy’s mom is most definitely NOT PLEASED with the whole “I Kissed A Girl” thing.

“I hate the song. It clearly promotes homosexuality and its message is shameful and disgusting. Katy knows how I feel. We are a very outspoken family and she knows how disappointed her father and I are. I can’t even listen to that song. The first time I heard it I was in total shock. When it comes on the radio I bow my head and pray.”

Mrs. Perry, you’re probably gonna want to avoid looking at these pics of your little girl…

Why don’t my nights out with the girls ever wind up looking like that?

Boo. 🙁

The Hottie Formerly Known as The Block sure is looking tasty these days.

Dressing slutty to buy groceries or grab a cup of coffee is always appreciated.

Thanks, Hilary. ^_^

Keeley’s new “lingerie” calendar for 2009 was unveiled this past week.

Hawt.

The Ubermilf, her hubby and baby Honor Marie have been enjoying the sun and fun down in Los Cabos for the better part of a week now, and Jess has been the target of telephoto lenses pretty much every day.

I said it once, and I’ll say it again. The shape this girl is in less than 4 months after giving birth is incredible. In fact, I’m no longer sure she was actually pregnant to begin with. It’s possible the entire thing was Hollywood special effects and she just adopted. Either that, or she’s got one hell of a personal trainer. Let’s just hope she keeps some of the curves.

Here’s Hayden from the Emmys on Sunday.

Who’s that presenting with her? O_O

Wow, J. Love totally got skinny again. Look at that tiny little waist!

However, it appears the weight loss has also robbed her of two of her natural assets. To bad yep to bad.

I scream, you scream…

…we all scream for Mackie suggestively eating a cone of chocolate ice cream.

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