Hayden was in Berlin for the photocall and premiere of a new movie she is starring in called Fireflies In The Garden. I have no idea what this movie is about, but the cast sounds pretty good with Julia Roberts, Ryan Reynolds, and Carrie-Anne Moss also starring. IMDB plot outline says: The semi-autobiographical story centers on the complexities of love and commitment in a family torn apart when faced by an unexpected tragedy. Zzz?

The more exciting news out of all this was that Hayden dropped her lipcolor gettting out of the Volkswagen at the red carpet and gave everyone a nice cleavage view while picking it up.

The last pics in the gallery are like a time lapse view of the drop. One even catches the tube in midair. Nice job, paparazzi!

Okay, it’s time for me to come clean. I don’t see what the big deal is about Emma Watson. Meh.

I suppose if you’re into delicious flat chest, then Emma is probably teh hotness, but she just doesn’t rev my motor. Needs moar some boobs. And better posture. She always looks like she’s hunched over.

Pedos, better get your fapping in now, she turns 18 on April 15. But I’m sure all of you already knew that, and probably have one of those “countdown to legal” sites bookmarked.

Full disclosure: I don’t like the Harry Potter books either. Zzz.

Okay, I realize I confessed my love for Miranda Kerr recently, but I have to admit to also having a huge girlcrush on Olivia Munn, and her appearance on the cover of the latest issue of Complex magazine in an homage to Phoebe Cates’ classic scene in Fast Times At Ridgemont High just clinches it.

The photoshoot inside also pays tribute to some other comedy movie moments, such as Weird Science, Wayne’s World, Something About Mary, Dodgeball, and Dumb and Dumber.

Olivia’s interview with Complex only makes her hotter with gems like…

C: Have you learned a lot hosting G4’s sex advice segment ‘In Your Pants’?
Olivia Munn: Still a virgin.

C: A virgin?!
Olivia Munn: Oh, just in my ass. The other way, I’ve slept around a lot.

But apparently, I’ve got no shot and my love will forever go unrequited…

C: Looks aside, guys love you for being into or knowledgeable about a lot of ‘guy things.’ Is there anything guys love that you don’t?
Olivia Munn: Um, eating vagina. And I don’t like watching baseball on TV. I love going to the games and eating, but it’s the most boring sport on TV.

Am cry. 🙁

Eva has been the Bebe Sport girl since January of last year, and they just unveiled their 2008 campaign featuring the Desperate Housewife. Yowza.

The last four pics in the gallery are from her first campaign in 2007.

My Eva ranking: Green > Longoria > Mendes > Amurri

While Leo DiCaprio’s ex was in Arizona watching her new boyfriend lose the Super Bowl, his new girlfriend was enjoying the Mexican sun with her man down in Puerto Vallarta.

Speaking of south of the border, I haven’t seen mining for gold like this since Jessica Alba got sand in her yellow bikini bottoms. And how about the cameltoe on this Israeli hottie? Damn, girl. I’m betting there is no Gaza Strip on Bar’s demilitarized zone.

Oh, fair warning…if you don’t already hate Leo for all the supermodel tail he gets, you’ll want to avoid the last three pics of this candid set.

Mandy wore a tight Herve Leger dress to the show for the Herve Leger Fall 2008 collection in NYC on Sunday.

Now don’t get me wrong, Mandy is teh hawt…but would it kill her to wear a little eye makeup? Especially if you’re hitting the shows during Fashion Week. Maybe the thought-process was, “Who’s gonna be looking at me with all those models running around?” Well, these pics should be proof enough that someone is always looking.

Hmm…is wearing a designer’s dress to that designer’s show the same as wearing a band t-shirt to that band’s concert?

Everyone’s favorite block of wood went Down Under for a concert tour and to promote her new perfume.

Although, I must admit, she’s looking decidedly less blocky these days. I think Lizzie’s growin’ up and fillin’ out.

FUN FACT: Just like JoJo, Mary-Kate and Ashley, Hilary was mentioned in Eminem’s song, “Ass Like That”…

Hilary Duff is not quite old enough so
I ain’t never seen a butt like that
Maybe next year I’ll say ass and she’ll make my pee pee go
Doing, doing, doing

She’s 20 now, Slim…go get you some.

The title for the 22nd James Bond movie was announced last week…Quantum Of Solace. Yeah, I know…WTF?

Anyhoo, thought it might be timely to introduce you to the two newest Bond girls, Olga Kurylenko and Gemma Arterton.

28-year old, Russian-born, former model Olga was most recently in Hitman.

22-year old, English-born Gemma hasn’t been in anything that anyone here has likely seen, though she did wear a schoolgirl uniform in something titled St. Trinian’s.

I’m sure there is someone on here who will find these pics of Punky McPoseur at Miami Beach fapworthy…

VERDICT: zzz.

UPDATE: Also available in blue with extra butt cleavage!

zzz?

It has been a long time since there has been an Alba post on fubar. Mostly due to the fact that she had dropped so much weight that I haven’t really seen any truly post-worthy pics of her in quite awhile.

Well, thanks to getting knocked up, that came to an end with her appearance on Letterman on Monday night. Props to Cash Warren for being responsible for the return of Jessica’s curves. Let’s hope she keeps some of the baby fat!

I don’t know what reaction these pics will elicit from Justin. On the one hand, he wubs MILFs. On the other, he claims to haet Alba.

I hope Justin doesn’t have a stroke.